harri watts band tour dates

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 16 Nov 03 - 01:19 PM

will you two lovelies be attending SBT, completed with instruments of course, on wed? my best friend will be there again and i really want her to hear you guys!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 10:00 PM

I am posting this message at 2:57am on sunday morning...
I just want to prove i can fill this position!! Maybe not the groupie bit though... lol

I also want to know if Harri is happy for me to chant his name!!
Because im always willing!
Harri Watts, Harri Watts, Harri Watts!...

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 06:56 PM

We are 'The HarriWatts International Acoustic Showband'. Please show some respect. We are thinking of expanding and not just in the trouser department. The lucky party must shave off all of their hair and study our holiday snaps in order to dress like what we do. A suitable Mudcap name will be issued by us and he / she will take full responsibility for our extensive Xmas card list.

There is also a vacancy for a groupie. Good luck to all applicants.

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 15 Nov 03 - 05:56 AM

harri watts, harris watts, harri watts!!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: GUEST,harri watts band
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:11 AM

You have just got your HATtrick of chants !!!

Good luck with the job, is it drinks all round on pay day ?

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 09:10 AM

didn't they look lovely last night? they must have spent ages getting each other ready! shall we tell janice just how much their PA really cost? we needit more than they do.

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 13 Nov 03 - 08:57 AM

harri watts, harri watts, harri watts.....

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:11 AM

oh stop bein so wet, just cause you lot are old!! *grin*

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:08 AM

I concur, and we should stop their pocket money. anyway harri, where areyou playing next?

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: smallpiper
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 10:00 AM

I demand that this thread is closed immediately!

The levels of violence in this thread are far too high and violence is somthing we do not need on mudcat!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:58 AM

siblings! you mean me!?

apologies harri watts for clogging up your beloved thread, me and adam just got abit carried away in our young age...

see ya tonite

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: GUEST,harri watts band
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:54 AM

So many questions !!
*Who is harry watts ?
Its harr(i) watts & ted can answer that far more eloquently than
we can
*Strive to get the 100 post ?
F&!%
*Write a song about El Ted ?
Excellent suggestion SF it would have to include siblings !!
*Sarcasm meter ?
Mudcat is not the place for sarcasm as we all know

Bye for now

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:35 AM

your gunna loose your other arm in a min!

neway this is a site for those gorgeous slapheads, and you are not gorgeous so send your pathetic threats through pm next time gay boy...

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:34 AM

Your face wont be saying that when i slap it (again)

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:32 AM

your efforts are weak, give it up, you will never win!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:31 AM

Of course you do, is that why the only window you have open is mudcat.org !!!
Now shutup cos im trying to plan my next attack on you. (When hurty arm has healed)

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:27 AM

you'll have to show me something else silly boy...cause i already know it!! haha

stop distractin me adam, i need to do some work!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:07 AM

:O whats this!! you just broke my sarcasm meter!!

If you bring your guitar some other time I'll show you wonderful tonight, thats if my arm doesnt need to be put in a sling of course...

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:03 AM

(he's not really a geek, he is in fact a very good guitar player. but i haven't said that)

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM

sorry dad, Adam got it, the bastard. yes n im glad it hurts adam!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:02 AM

And i will take this moment with hurty arm to say hello to everyone, from the geek....

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:00 AM

I got the 100th post and i didnt even know what was going on but i got punched very hard six times for it and my arm is hurting :(

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 09:00 AM

no yo bastard Adam! i wanted the 100th post!!!

right, your gettin a punch for that!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:59 AM

IT'S MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONE IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:59 AM

Meh

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:58 AM

OK, this should be 97

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: s6k
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:58 AM

who is harry watts

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:57 AM

ha, that'll teach him for takin me on, silly boy

ooo, gettin closer to the top...

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:57 AM

no, hes just slapped me, so ive just punched him!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:55 AM

do you want to let 'adam the geek' have it since he is new to mudcat? be quick in case peter is on the prowl!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:53 AM

no, i want it, im better lookin than yo so i think ishud get a prize


hehehe, just kiddin!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:45 AM

you can talk!! you are on this hallowed site a lot too! besides, i want to get the 100th post,

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 08:43 AM

dad, im worried about you....this sites becoming abit of an obsession for you isn't it...? and stop sayin nasti things bout our new friends, i'd be careful cause they might write a song bout you...

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:54 AM

hey, you could be the first ever pair of siamese slapheads to get 100 posts on mudcat! the countdown has started! are you out there muppet?

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:30 AM

you must have been playing t'hull city t'councillors then! oh the joy of it!we should make 9th and 23rd ok,
             the true path

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: GUEST,harri watts band
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:21 AM

Sorry to hear about the race Ted, we had a good night, the important people who had been to important meetings in the Guildhall came in about 9.15 and STAYED if that is anything to go by !!
Next sessions are 9 & 23 December ALL WELCOME

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: sweetfire
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 05:08 AM

that was because your bike wa tellin you to go the session dad....

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 12 Nov 03 - 03:41 AM

Morning ladies,
             how did it go last night at city hotel?any good turns appear to titilate dave's huge family? you will be pleased to know that my bike lights went flat about an hour and a half out on the race, so i probarbly finished last!
                     the true path

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:33 PM

It would be an expensive chrissy present!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: GUEST,Old Town Minstrel
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:31 PM

If you fancy the job, I will supply the addresses and forward the contract, what an imaginative chrisy present !!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 12:27 PM

Hey lisen matey we happen to be a rare breed us octopus squeezers not like all you egg slicer twangers. We need to be treated with respect or we will have a massed Highland octopus squeezing session outside your house at 7.00 in the morning when you've got a hangover - and don't you think we wouldn't be that cruel!!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 11:52 AM

nope, we aren't that daft!kitchen piper is obviously some sort of female plumber, hence the name!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 11:42 AM

Thanks! I suppose you think kitchen piper is a bloke then!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: GUEST,harri watts
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 10:13 AM

Ted
You have educated me once again I thought "smallpips" was a female !

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:54 AM

yo dave,
         if your pipe was small, you wouldn't call yourself ''smallpiper''would you? bit of a give away isn't it? a bit like calling yourself ''trouser deficient man'' or ''chesswood mushroom man''don't you think?

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: GUEST,harri watts band
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 09:47 AM

smallpiper
Dont go to any effort on account of us, just turn up and we will take your vocal chords out !! its a free service

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 05:39 AM

thanks for that john. i will show up one tuesday soon. i will bring food parcels etc for you all.
                        the true path!

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 05:33 AM

It's every Tuesday and these days it is held at the George which is situated on the corner of the market square (if you go into Barton from the bridge just turn right at the second mini roundabout and its up there on the left). You should know hat sometimes people from far and wide attend this world famous session.

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: Beverley Barton
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 05:28 AM

pray tell about barton session oh fish strangler, i fancy popping over the border one with sophia to have a nosy at you southern inbreds. is it every tuesday? do you have buildings in barton, or do you hold the session in a field?

Subject: RE: harri watts band tour dates
From: smallpiper
Date: 11 Nov 03 - 05:19 AM

Ah that would be no good as my octopuss only plays Scottish, Irish and Northumbrian (oh yeah and one French) Flamenco tunes.

Besides which this do clashes with the regular Barton fest and since I am skint I can go to neither session.    :-(