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BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06

frogprince 08 Jul 06 - 09:27 PM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 08 Jul 06 - 08:12 PM
Liz the Squeak 08 Jul 06 - 05:17 PM
Stilly River Sage 08 Jul 06 - 05:14 PM
Liz the Squeak 08 Jul 06 - 03:35 AM
Bunnahabhain 07 Jul 06 - 07:32 PM
Liz the Squeak 07 Jul 06 - 10:22 AM
Stilly River Sage 07 Jul 06 - 10:20 AM
MMario 07 Jul 06 - 08:55 AM
John MacKenzie 07 Jul 06 - 08:44 AM
MMario 07 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 07 Jul 06 - 08:33 AM
John MacKenzie 07 Jul 06 - 08:27 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 07 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM
MMario 07 Jul 06 - 08:11 AM
Bunnahabhain 07 Jul 06 - 07:36 AM
John MacKenzie 07 Jul 06 - 06:06 AM
Liz the Squeak 07 Jul 06 - 05:42 AM
SINSULL 06 Jul 06 - 09:37 PM
Stilly River Sage 06 Jul 06 - 06:27 PM
Liz the Squeak 06 Jul 06 - 04:46 PM
robomatic 06 Jul 06 - 03:57 PM
MMario 06 Jul 06 - 03:55 PM
Liz the Squeak 06 Jul 06 - 03:44 PM
Stilly River Sage 05 Jul 06 - 11:25 AM
MMario 05 Jul 06 - 09:32 AM
Dave (the ancient mariner) 05 Jul 06 - 06:28 AM
John MacKenzie 05 Jul 06 - 04:21 AM
Liz the Squeak 05 Jul 06 - 04:00 AM
Elmer Fudd 05 Jul 06 - 12:51 AM
frogprince 05 Jul 06 - 12:27 AM
SINSULL 04 Jul 06 - 09:37 PM
Les from Hull 04 Jul 06 - 04:56 PM
John MacKenzie 04 Jul 06 - 04:09 PM
Emma B 04 Jul 06 - 04:04 PM
John MacKenzie 04 Jul 06 - 04:03 PM
open mike 04 Jul 06 - 03:57 PM
open mike 04 Jul 06 - 03:56 PM
John MacKenzie 04 Jul 06 - 02:00 PM
Les from Hull 04 Jul 06 - 01:43 PM
John MacKenzie 04 Jul 06 - 12:08 PM
Stilly River Sage 04 Jul 06 - 11:23 AM
Liz the Squeak 04 Jul 06 - 04:56 AM
Stilly River Sage 03 Jul 06 - 11:00 PM
SINSULL 03 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM
Bunnahabhain 03 Jul 06 - 05:27 PM
Liz the Squeak 03 Jul 06 - 04:23 PM
Stilly River Sage 03 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 09:27 PM

We have a local winery here advertising (honest) Chocolate Raspberry Wine. Shall I fetch a bottle or two for you guys?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 08:12 PM

Two buckets of chocolate as ordered, one milk, one dark, where do you want me to stow them ladies? Oh, just open them stick in two spoons and ........ RUN!    arrrghhhhh    almost got killed in the stampede.... phew.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 05:17 PM

Well there went the chocolate gin... having to make do with the apple flavoured gin now... burp.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 05:14 PM

Well! I'm ready to go--anyone going to play any music or do some dancing this evening? My mowing is complete, front and back, and I just finished my nap. I didn't know I was going to take a nap, but I sat down for a minute and a while later found myself stretched out on the couch--a very satisfactory nap, indeed!

Pass me some of those chocolate covered cranberries, please.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Jul 06 - 03:35 AM

Aha... but you've never seen me fight to get to the chocolate.... sod the Queensberry rules mate, it's every chocoholic for herself!

Cadburys have been using an advertising slogan that I find most offensive. On all their big bars they've put 'More to share'... like that's ever gonna happen!!!

Now where's that chocolate flavoured gin?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 07:32 PM

There is no such thing as excess chocolate, but sometimes it's in the wrong place, such as near the Squid. You do not want to see a giant mollusc on a sugar high....


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:22 AM

There's extra chocolate? :P

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 10:20 AM

Did anyone notice the slide set up on the back side of the aquarium?

Liz can wash off the extra chocolate, should there be any.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:55 AM

Those are great for some things - but you do lose out on the - ahem- tension release - afforded by kneading the dough. or some days, pounding and beating and bashing and hitting the dough.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:44 AM

You'll need one of these Mario!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:42 AM

fresh baked bread being sliced as we speak!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:33 AM

Cheers Giok mate


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:27 AM

Have some Swan Beer from the Swan Brewery, to wash down your Swan sandwich toasted in a Swan Toaster Possibly at the Swan Cafe
Giok
[his cygneture!]


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:14 AM

Is your famous cottage bread in the oven yet MMario? I want a swan sandwich with my beer..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: MMario
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 08:11 AM

an imu is a pit oven - hawaiian style.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 07:36 AM

Imu? What on earth is an imu? Some kind of pre stuffed Emu?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 06:06 AM

As someone more famous than I once said, I must get out of these wet clothes, and into a dry martini. So wave the the Vermouth at the Gin bottle that's in the freezer, teach that olive the breast stroke, and oblivion here I come!
G..


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Jul 06 - 05:42 AM

No Sins... I don't eat things that have more limbs than I do. That squid has more than its fair share of apendages and it serves him right if he gets athletes tentacle. Now get him out of that chocolate so I can get in.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: SINSULL
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 09:37 PM

Hey look! The squid got into the S'Mores and is coated in marshmallow and chocolate. Wonder if we can pass him off on Liz as some exotic truffle?
Poor guy is sticking to the ground. Somebody help him into the aquarium. He looks like a mouse in a sticky trap. YUK


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 06:27 PM

Ker - splash!!! * * ~ * * ~

bubbles are heard to rise from the astonishingly full aquarium tank that towers over the site of the old jello pit.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 04:46 PM

Ah.... it's imu.... I thought it was the drains again...

Slush me up, puppy boy!

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: robomatic
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 03:57 PM

featherly!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: MMario
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 03:55 PM

I'm about ready to open the first imu; the first couple of swans should be just done.

Smell pretty good, don't they?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Jul 06 - 03:44 PM

Mmm.... found some alcoholic lemonade from Italy now... that duck better watch out.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 11:25 AM

Ah, yes, that was it! I just couldn't visualize the source, just the cuts of meat in the cooler. :)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: MMario
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 09:32 AM

SRS - Weren't you around for the Velociraptor grill?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Dave (the ancient mariner)
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 06:28 AM

Wascawy Wabbits on the BBQ, Elmer mate... ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 04:21 AM

A duck with twizzly bits? Well I've heard of the ubiquitous turkey twizzlers much beloved of J Oliver Esquire, but not duck ones!
It's not a rubber ducky is it?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 04:00 AM

This duck tucked on my lap has sucked my Pimms dry. This duck should buck up and get the truck back.

Ooooooooo, pretty.... I like that one with the twizzly bits....

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 12:51 AM

Excuse me, but what the bloody heck is everybody talking about?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: frogprince
Date: 05 Jul 06 - 12:27 AM

Lookit those fireworks; look at those that make one big even ring of stars, with the colors alternated all around; and that one that makes one big round bloom of color, with half one color and half the other; I've never seen either of those before.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: SINSULL
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 09:37 PM

Pimms = cookies?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 04:56 PM

'go together like a horse and carriage'

Or a horse and bucket (if you grow roses!)

According to the blicky Giok provided, we drink it by the gallon! Well my next Pimms will be my first!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 04:09 PM

Freeze borage flowers in your ice cubes, they look lovely in a drink.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Emma B
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 04:04 PM

http://www.viewlondon.co.uk/pimms-no-1-cup_index.html

borage
go together like a horse and carriage


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 04:03 PM

Here it's a very English, henley Regatta, drinks at the tennis club sort of drink.
Giok
[for whom it isn't alchoholic enough]


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:57 PM

What's Pimms and what does borage have to do with it?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:56 PM

my fave thing to barbeque is a product made by my friend..
i grilled a half dozen of them yesterday. Tempeh patties
with ginger and teriaki flavors. yum yum and good for you
too. Lean Green Foods makes these. SO(Y) Good!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 02:00 PM

Stir it!
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Les from Hull
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 01:43 PM

Look here, I ordered an industrial amount of borage to go with the Pimms - everybody knows you can't have proper Pimms without borage - what where you? dragged up?

Unfortunately there seems to have been some sort of mix-up over the 'phone. Any ideas what I can do with all this porridge?


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:08 PM

"Play your cards right and it could be your ducky day" she said, looking round for the orange sauce recipe!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:23 AM

A duck sidles up to Liz and tucks itself quietly into her lap.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 04:56 AM

Of course it will taste like chicken.. what do you think chickens evolved from?

And Bunnahabhain, you dropped a B there... it's the Purbeck hills on the Jurassic Coast, which stretches all the way from Devon to Kimmeridge Bay,
and beyond.

Hook me up to the Pimms tanker then, in the absence of Margheurita boy, but take the celery out please, it a) adds nothing to the flavour; b) makes me hurl and c) it gets me in the eye every time I try to drink.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 11:00 PM

Auroch is about as old as we go, though it seems to me that we had something -- was it frozen Mammoth? -- a couple of years back. MMario cooked it, you'll have to ask him.

Personally, I think it's a waste of your time. You know what they'll end up saying--that it tastes like chicken.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: SINSULL
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 06:53 PM

Marshmallows, graham crackers and chocolate, both light and dark for S'Mores. A cold beer and a nap now.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 05:27 PM

Ahh, just in time, her puns are degenerating, the Pimms tanker is here. The lemonade and Random floating fuit and salad will arrive shortly.

I shall contribute the barrel of my own beer, which is tasting better with every pint.

BTW, the Kimmeridgian epoch is named after Kimmeridge, Dorset, where the Pureck hills meet the sea. The whole bay, 50 odd miles across, is fameous for dinosaur bones, and is now a world heritage site, and very pretty. There is only one question though...

Can any of these time travellers go back and get us some dinosaur steaks? The trick is to stick the marinade onn before you come back, so they're absorbing the flavour for 150 million years!


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 04:23 PM

Damn.. I was going to suggest you use the pit as the oven for the sturgeon....

Or is he just going to roe, roe, roe his boat?

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 04:22 PM

He says it'll end up looking something like this. Ambitious bugger! Someone throw him a harbor seal. . .


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 04:00 PM

Did anyone else notice the giant squid just now slither past dragging a long hose? I think that rascal is turning the jello pit into an indoor saltwater aquarium.


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Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Tavern & Barbeque Summer '06
From: MMario
Date: 03 Jul 06 - 02:46 PM

It makes for one heck of a roller-coaster ride on the way back home tho!


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