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BS: Mystery Santa Goofy Hints

GUEST,Susan in California's Anon-e-moose Reindeer 27 Oct 02 - 06:09 PM
greg stephens 27 Oct 02 - 02:27 PM
GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa 27 Oct 02 - 10:28 AM
GUEST,Mooman's Santa Klaus 27 Oct 02 - 07:06 AM
GUEST,GUEST, Kim C's SANDY CLAWS 27 Oct 02 - 04:45 AM
Mrs Cobble 27 Oct 02 - 04:27 AM
GUEST,mrs cobbles' sacred scented 27 Oct 02 - 12:19 AM
Amergin 26 Oct 02 - 10:49 PM
rangeroger 26 Oct 02 - 10:16 PM
Helen 26 Oct 02 - 08:36 PM
Stilly River Sage 26 Oct 02 - 08:28 PM
artbrooks 26 Oct 02 - 07:06 PM
Hollowfox 26 Oct 02 - 04:41 PM
GUEST,Rangeroger's Secret Santa 26 Oct 02 - 04:34 PM
CapriUni 26 Oct 02 - 04:30 PM
katlaughing 26 Oct 02 - 02:11 PM
catspaw49 26 Oct 02 - 12:19 PM
Trevor 26 Oct 02 - 12:13 PM
GUEST,Artbrooks' Vewwy, vewwy, quiet santa 26 Oct 02 - 09:48 AM
artbrooks 26 Oct 02 - 09:19 AM
GUEST,Ol'Spaw's SS 26 Oct 02 - 05:33 AM
GUEST 26 Oct 02 - 05:23 AM
GUEST,Secret Santa's Secretary!!! 26 Oct 02 - 05:22 AM
GUEST,Greg Stephens' Super Secred Santa 25 Oct 02 - 06:27 PM
Burke 25 Oct 02 - 06:25 PM
mooman 25 Oct 02 - 06:18 PM
GUEST,Fibula Mattock's Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 05:37 PM
GUEST,Fibula Mattock's Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 05:34 PM
GUEST,Fibula Mattock's Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 05:33 PM
Amos 25 Oct 02 - 03:49 PM
GUEST,Hey! Mooman! It's your !@#$ing Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 03:45 PM
GUEST,Amos's Secretly Insanity 25 Oct 02 - 03:09 PM
GUEST,Nathan in TX's SS 25 Oct 02 - 01:52 PM
Firecat 25 Oct 02 - 01:46 PM
SharonA 25 Oct 02 - 12:09 PM
GUEST,L'l pissant's Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 11:06 AM
GUEST,Ceigh's Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 11:03 AM
GUEST,Secret Santa player 25 Oct 02 - 11:00 AM
katlaughing 25 Oct 02 - 11:00 AM
catspaw49 25 Oct 02 - 10:53 AM
Sorcha 25 Oct 02 - 10:46 AM
Fibula Mattock 25 Oct 02 - 10:38 AM
Kim C 25 Oct 02 - 09:43 AM
GUEST,Burke's VERY Secretive Santa 25 Oct 02 - 09:08 AM
GUEST,Chanteyranger's Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 09:03 AM
GUEST,Micca's Evil Elf 25 Oct 02 - 08:13 AM
GUEST,Sorchas SS 25 Oct 02 - 04:40 AM
GUEST,Firecat's SS - without "cook" 25 Oct 02 - 01:02 AM
GUEST,testing, testing - has this SS lost its cook 25 Oct 02 - 12:45 AM
GUEST,Big Micks Secret Santa 25 Oct 02 - 12:39 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Susan in California's Anon-e-moose Reindeer
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 06:09 PM

'ello, 'ello! Wot's this then? 'ow am I ta pick out yer pressie when ya gi' me no 'ints, eh? Am I ta follow last year's guide? Noo, c'mon, Susan dear, sit down 'ere beside me and tell me wot you'd like...

yer Anon-e-moose Reindeer Musher


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: greg stephens
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 02:27 PM

A tree would be lovely, Secret Santa. There are plenty to spare in Santaland are there? I'd imagined a lot of snow, but perhaps you have pine forests.Male sure you hang a few extra presents on it please.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Alison's Secret Santa
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 10:28 AM

I looked and looked for this thread before posting to the ordinary hints thread, but it was hiding!

I've asked you for some more details so Santa can send you something to suit your personality. Please check out my posting there.

Even MORE bemused Santa ;-(((


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Mooman's Santa Klaus
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 07:06 AM

Lappish? No, my dear old poop, I'm your @#$%ing Santee, not THE Santa. I "never own anything I have to feed or paint" particularly if they have cloven feet. This ain't "Miracle on 34th st, and my name ain't Edmund, see?"

Now Metamorph into the kitchen an fix me a nice cup of bat broth, will you? It's Holloweenie.

Put on your thinking cap, Moomie, did you remember who said: "...the fish were so thick you could walk across their backs...", while shopping for some native love?

hoe, ho', @#$%ing hoe.

best regards, yer Santy.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,GUEST, Kim C's SANDY CLAWS
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 04:45 AM

I live in the home of Robinson Crusoe and have had to send Man Friday out to scour for hints.    Apparently you've given so many I'm even more confused as to what to send you from this island!!!!    I note you like cookbooks but Man Friday hasn't had chance to write one yet!!!!   Besides his cooking isn't that wonderful.

We did think of getting you some German beer but we drank it!!!

Not a lot to do on an island.........

Glucklich Weihnachten


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Mrs Cobble
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 04:27 AM

Oh! I always knew there was a Santa.

Mrs C


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,mrs cobbles' sacred scented
Date: 27 Oct 02 - 12:19 AM

i promise no garlic or other stinkies...
and nothing to drink--although perhaps
you are not a tee totaller.
what the heck is Yorkshire pudding?
does it grow on trees there or it that only
in west Y?
you must be good with your hands or paws-
i'll have my reindeer sniff out something
lovely for you....


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Amergin
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 10:49 PM

just be sure to include a tire repair kit with rogers hard body female....bg...


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: rangeroger
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 10:16 PM

Female please.

rr


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Helen
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 08:36 PM

So, maybe my SS is related to my hubby who thinks that this joke is funny:

Q: What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I've told you twice.

And do I infer that my SS is from the North American continent, due to the reference to Halloween, which passes in Oz with hardly a murmur - except as an excuse for re-decorating shop windows? Or is this a herring of a different colour?

Helen


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 08:28 PM

Hey, Art, at least you heard from yours!

Stilly River Sans-a-Santa


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 07:06 PM

Everybody else get a Secret Santa...I get Elmer Fudd....


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Hollowfox
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 04:41 PM

Awl Right! I have a Santa! Thank you thank you thank you!


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Rangeroger's Secret Santa
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 04:34 PM

Ooo-kay, do you want a weekend with a young male or female hardbody?


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: CapriUni
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 04:30 PM

From Trevor:

Sniff sniff, sniffle.......

Don't worry, Trevor! Maybe you have the best Santa ever, who knows exactly what you want, without having to ask.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 02:11 PM

That trick-or-treat candy sure is gonna taste good.:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: catspaw49
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 12:19 PM

Ol Spaw feelin' much better now.........

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Trevor
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 12:13 PM

Sniff sniff, sniffle.......


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Artbrooks' Vewwy, vewwy, quiet santa
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 09:48 AM

Shhhh.... I'm just hunting wabbits.

Chwistmas wabbits are vewwy ware.

Chwistmas wabbit ware is even warer.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: artbrooks
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 09:19 AM

Oh, well...left out again...


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Ol'Spaw's SS
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 05:33 AM

I's here....

Oi'Spaw you is fishin   !!!

I's lookin for dem Prawn books you like....

SS


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 05:23 AM

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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Secret Santa's Secretary!!!
Date: 26 Oct 02 - 05:22 AM

HO HO HO Secret Santa's Secretary here!!!

Santa is really impressed with the amount of hints being posted but some santa's are still stuck for ideas and the Elf's are getting restless.....they want to go on pressie hunting/making trips!!!!

Get those hints in and keep your Santa happy this Christmas!!!


SSS


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Greg Stephens' Super Secred Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 06:27 PM

Greg, can I interest you in a tree?


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Burke
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 06:25 PM

BSS, I did fill out the list! I doesn't look fancy & colorful like some do. A lot was them same as last year's.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: mooman
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 06:18 PM

Aha! Plenty of stylistic hints here my Lappish friend!

I wonder if my hunch will be proved right!

No need to spend too many LDS on this old poop!

moonieman morman o om man mooman


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 05:37 PM

Well, we wouldn't want you to sit about feeling neglected, would we?

Your Secret Santa is a non-penguin and has fewer the six legs (which tends to support someone's observation that your Secret Santa has an oblique sense of humor).


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 05:34 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Fibula Mattock's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 05:33 PM


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Amos
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 03:49 PM

Howdy, Secret Insanity.

I was wondering when you would out. I confess, I confess -- you've been part of my life for so long, I can't remember when we were first introduced (if you could call it that)!

Anyway, I don't change as fast as a chamelon, and I only use half as many legs, to compensate.

By all means, feel free to drive a long way south, good buddy, and warm yourself while delivering your expensive and sensitive gift!! Catch ya on the flipflop.

A


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Hey! Mooman! It's your !@#$ing Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 03:45 PM

Hey, wake up you old poop. Bestir your lazy self and pay attention and I'll give you a few, blatantly obvious hints. Hints anyone with half a brain could blunder through in seconds. Good Luck.



OH, and by the way, who'd you expect the sweet little ghost of Christmas past? Wrong...Have you been THAT good? I doubt it. Well, I ain't sweet, I ain't little, and I'm just like Frosty, "alive as he could be".



Put on your thinking cap, Moomie, did you ever wonder where the LDS get all the money it takes to build those huge @#$ %$#@ temples? I do when I pass one every day...



hoe, 'ho, @#$%ing ho.

best regards, yer Santy.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Amos's Secretly Insanity
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 03:09 PM

Well;I just don't know, one minute you're sitting at you Madcat post all brown and smiling. Then there you are at an Muddy outing all hirsuite and musical. Are you chameleon like, should it be a coat of many colors for Christmas? Been looking at the pictures of members, my what an assortment of people, or in Spaws case ass-blowing.[Poor Cleigh] Clues:- Ah well, I'm not among the photos,and I'm a long long way north of your 20.
Up your chimney!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Nathan in TX's SS
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 01:52 PM

Nathan, I see that you have been a good boy and posted your wishlist. The elves are deliriously happy. You may get more information from me later. Right now, Santa has to go to music theory class.

Disorganized and late for class
Santa Claus


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Firecat
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 01:46 PM

Ooooh, goodie, I've got a Secret Santa!! *jumps up and down with excitement*

Seriously though, Santa, you askd if any of my last years hints are out of date now. I've just checked and only three of them are. Here's the three. Obviously my age is! I've got the CDs I was after last year now and my Tshirt size has gone up, but that's it. Thanks for checking!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: SharonA
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 12:09 PM

Yay! My Santa checked in!!! :^) :^) :^)

Cats are being created, eh? (Just put a boy cat and a girl cat in a room together and they'll create cats... and/or shredded furniture...) And "things" too?? I'm intrigued; can't wait to see what these "things" might be!!

I was a good girl last year and waited until Christmas Day (technically – hey, it was after midnight, so it was official!) to open my pressie. Wonder if I can muster up the same fortitude this time!


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,L'l pissant's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 11:06 AM

Dear L'il pissant:

I am very much afraid that it is impossible to fit the YangTze River into a Christmas Stocking. Would a recording of the Shanty do as well?


Your Secret Santa

ps: threatening to urinate in the sleigh is a good way to get low cost coal.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Ceigh's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 11:03 AM

What would a good little possum like as a present for Christmas? I know you asked to have 'spaw stop blowing up your butt - but I'm afraid that that is beyond the power of the elves.

Please post an alternate wish list.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Secret Santa player
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 11:00 AM

Well, Spaw, perhaps the best clue is no clue. I'm choosing between several ideas for my Santee, and I already have a little something set aside for the delightful Cat who set this up for us!

L


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: katlaughing
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 11:00 AM

carving pumpkins with me....:-)


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: catspaw49
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 10:53 AM

There I went and started this damn thread and even gave my Santee a hint as to who their Santa was and everything......And MY SANTEE has posted here as a Santa already!

HOWEVER.....Like a few others, Ol' Spaw feelin' pretty neglected..........Oh Spaw Santa....Where are you?

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Sorcha
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 10:46 AM

Oooohh, my Santa showed up!! Don't wear hats, if Christmas pudding means fruitcake, then no, like dark chocolate, and have almost every tune book in print. And sadly, I have no reliably working CD player. Some days the magic works, some days it doesn't........


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 10:38 AM

Yeah, give him a shout for me too - I feel neglected.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: Kim C
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 09:43 AM

Yooohooooo! Oh, Saaaandy Claaaaws!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Burke's VERY Secretive Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 09:08 AM

Have you been a good little girl? Should I note what shape your list is in?

If you don't fill out a questionaire then how can I choose a gift in harmony with your spirit?

BSS


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Chanteyranger's Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 09:03 AM

Hey, chanteyranger - you may have signed up, but you haven't filled out the questionnaire.

Never mind, I've discovered a lot about you already.

But you can still fill in your answers if you feel like it.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Micca's Evil Elf
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 08:13 AM

I didn't know there were pictures here. Well, I went to look at my Santee's picture, and I think he needs a razor and a referal to a good 12-step program. But who am I to make judgements like that?


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Sorchas SS
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 04:40 AM

Hi there, this is Sorchas Own SS calling from Elf central,investigations are proceeding apace( I am told this is the crustimony proceedcake) any additional info you wish to supply would be welcome ( size hat?, taste in Chocolate?, do you like Christmas pudding?,Favourite Wildebeeste (or is no gnus, good gnus?)? do you have every Fiddle book in print? etc.
but there is one bit of info I need
URGENT, Have you a working CD player????
as I have something in mind, ( grins evilly and sniggers)and skips merrily into the undergrowth and resumes fishing,


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Firecat's SS - without "cook"
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 01:02 AM

That was supposed to say "cookie" and not "cook". It has been a while since I tried this cookie-less thread-posting lark.

So, thanks to hey-diddle-diddle, Ms CatsPhiddle, the Fiery-cat from the 'Cat has a Secret Santa. A very studious SS who has studied FC's postings including peeking at her pix (after some scathingly brilliant lateral thinking on the photos page) and examining familial and social relationships within our 'Cat community. Even compared this year's and last year's SS hints for good measure.
[Let me know if last year's hints are out of date (these young-un's grow up so fast these days!)]   

So now the challenge is to put together an appropriately interesting, hopefully surprising package and give it to the elves to deliver. Maybe over land, maybe over sea, maybe through the air. Maybe from nearby, maybe from afar.


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,testing, testing - has this SS lost its cook
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 12:45 AM


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Subject: RE: BS: MYSTERY SANTA GOOFY HINTS
From: GUEST,Big Micks Secret Santa
Date: 25 Oct 02 - 12:39 AM

What color thong do you want to go with the spud I'm sending?

BMSS


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