BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 02:52 PM

I see Little Hawk's posted on the 85 billion thread today.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 09 Nov 06 - 12:25 PM

Ah its all going at a perfect pace. Roll on 28th Dec 2016

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 10:48 PM

That's very perceptive of you, KB. Yes, I am serving much the same kind of inspirational role here as Shane on the 85 Billion thread...but for different purposes, of course. Shane wants to get drunk and seduce as many women as he possibly can. I want to stay sober and win the love of just one...Winona Ryder. You could say that we are at opposite ends of the equation. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 05:28 PM

No, I'm not drunk, yet. I love living in Iowa. Born and raised here. I moved to Florida some years ago and spent 2 1/2 years there. Most would consider Florida to be the better place to live. I'm glad they feel that way, I don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:56 PM

Nearly didn't get that one KB and thought you must be drunk or something. Is Iowa a nice place to live? I can't cope this all these codes and spiritual revelations anymore for today, so am going to get an early night. And if anyone should ask on the 85 billion thread where I've gone just reply "do you really care?"
boa noite

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:46 PM

But I don't live in Missouri. I live in Iowa, one state to the north.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:39 PM

Do you think that's why I've ended up over here KB? I'm in such a bad state that one spiritual guide is not enough?
Oh misery, art thou my only friend?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:33 PM

I see Little Hawk playing a similar role on this thread as Shane does on that other thread, the name escapes me at the moment. Kind of our spiritual guide, our reason for being, the cream in our coffee, that sort of thing. As such, Winona.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:20 PM

Did you write 'Winona' 'cos it sort of rhymes with 'what view, what aroma'? Is that it? I'm trying to understand but I've been away too long you see.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:13 PM

Winona

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 04:00 PM

What view? What aroma?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:57 PM

I must admit, IWTATBM, the view from here is quite lovely. And what an intoxicating aroma!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:51 PM

Is that another code what, what, what? Are you 85 billion lot trying to drive me mad? And in case you're interested, I'm very happy over here thank you very much.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:48 PM

I feel this will be chronicled one day as 'IWTATBM - The wilderness years'.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,what, what, what ?
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:48 PM

Hello IWTATBM

Would you care for a gripefruit ?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:39 PM

Oh hello KB. Is that a code? It sounds like one. I feel I should answer something like, 'but the fruit is sharp'. Generally I'm alone on my own on this thread these days, just talking to myself. Hope everyone is well on the 85 billion thread. Can't say I've looked at it for ages.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:29 PM

The Lemon Flower is sweet

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:27 PM

I'm stranded on a thread that nobody reads.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:10 PM

I don't want you to think I'm in the least bit bothered though.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 03:08 PM

Now Rapaire's just posted over there. Seems he's more interested in lemon sauce than (what I foolishly thought was) an old friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 08 Nov 06 - 02:35 PM

KB's just posted on the 85 billion thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 08:31 PM

Yup my prediction is right on track

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 02:21 PM

Could they just be in denial over there do you think? Are they just trying to block out the terrible reality that I've gone? I'm sure Emma B and Rapaire would have been over here by now normally and I'm frankly shocked by Peace's absence. I'd have expected a link maybe from Emma B that somehow suggested I was missed. Are they really more interested in the value of towels than seeing old IWTATBM return to the fold? It's all getting very confusing on the 85 billion thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 10:54 AM

Thanks KB, thanks BDiBR (I think). Just another few hundred and I might consider returning.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Tom Hamilton frae Saltcoats Scotland
Date: 07 Nov 06 - 09:36 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 05:14 PM

The "or not, whatever" was just me trying to be strong. I don't want to let the hurt show through. Actually, I'm devastated that you have decided to leave. You have been our rock, our beacon in the darkness. When the thread seems to be drifting in a sea of listlessness, you have always been there to man the rudder. Please weigh anchor and return to port.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,bLIND drUNK IN blind rIVR
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 03:20 PM

hOLY fLIP, EH? sOMETHIN' IS, LIKE, WRONG WITH MY FLIPPIN' KEYBOARD! wHERE THE FLIP ARE ALL THE BIG LETTERS COMIN' FROM? jEEZ! lOOK, iwata OR WHATEVER YOUR FLIPPIN' NAME IS...YOU CAN FLIPPIN' COME BACK ANY TIME OR NOT, EH? wHAT THE FLIP DO i CARE? iT'S NOT LIKE I AM, LIKE, LOSIN' SLEEP OVER IT, EH?

jEEZ, I AM REALLH GETTIN' A HAEAACHE FROM THESE FLIPPIN' CAPITALS! i GOTTA GO TO THE COMPJTER STORE AND FIND OUT WHAT IS WRONG. fLIP!

- sHANE

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 02:57 PM

Seems you're the only one that's remotely bothered I've gone KB and I'm not even sure my oldest 85 billion friend is really fussed, judging by your '…or not, whatever' comment. I thought there'd be hundreds of messages by now, even one from our spiritual leader BDiBR himself. But not even Peace or the new one, what, what what? seems too put out that I've gone. When I suggested that the 85 billion lot would have to come over here and beg me to return, I didn't mean beg in the literal sense exactly. More like a small message saying I was missed and would I possibly ever consider returning? And now that I've made a big thing of promising LH I'd get him a stack of posts for Winona I can't return as things are. So I'm stuck here (no offence 5000ers) trying to save face, waiting to get LH a few posts or until I just fade away from the 85 billion memory. Oh misery.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 12:30 PM

The 85 billion thread just isn't the same since IWTATBM left. Maybe I can just hang here for a while.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,IWTATBM
Date: 06 Nov 06 - 07:27 AM

Now Peace is talking nonsense over there. My departure is having a bigger effect that I thought it would. They'll be over here very soon now.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:53 AM

Am not interested in having the 300 under my belt what, what, what? You just don't understand.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,what, what, what ?
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:51 AM

*big grin*

Methinks you are racing yourself simultaneously to
300 AND 700
you greedy ol' thing

Watch out. Leadfingers is about. He may yet beat you to both.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:47 AM

It's started. One of them's so upset they've lost the ability to communicate.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 06:25 AM

Nobody's checked the 85 billion thread yet is seems, so they don't know I've left yet. But once the word spreads there will be panic over there, blind panic. Someone tell Winona to be prepared.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Slag
Date: 05 Nov 06 - 03:11 AM

You know, you and Winona might be pretty wrinkely by the time this reaches the magic number, IF FOLKS DON'T KEEP POSTING! Come on gang!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 08:45 PM

They'll be inconsolable! Just think. They'll be begging you to come back.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 05:20 PM

They don't seem to know I've gone yet, but when they do eh?...

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 04:44 PM

Forget my earlier post about you lot being the enemy of the 85 billion thread 5000ers. I was only joking (tee hee). In fact I've decided to spend some time over here as I'm just not appreciated enough on the 85 billion thread and have decided to teach them a lesson. So expect a few hundred posts over the next few days begging me to come back. You'll probably be near the 600 mark by next weekend and Little Hawk will be a very happy person indeed. You'll see, just watch the posts go up..

…… any moment now.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 03:44 PM

Are you disrespecting the 85 billion thread LH?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 03:39 PM

Don't be silly! This thread is no rival of any other thread, but is completely singular and pure in its purpose, that being for me to get together romantically with Winona Ryder. That's it. Period. It has nothing to do with any other thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: IWTATBM
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:56 PM

Although this thread is a rival and a deadly enemy of the 85 billion thread, I'd be sorry if you weren't around 5000ers. Fancy a '1st to 700' contest?

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 04 Nov 06 - 12:02 PM

Little Hawk, Winona will not wait forever

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 05:32 PM

Yep I meant to and I is heading there now!

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Peace
Date: 22 Oct 06 - 04:25 PM

Go to the 85 billion thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 06:22 PM

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license.
First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.
"Can you read this?" the optician asked.
"Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy."

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 01:08 PM

Heh! I expect it will take just about forever.

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From: Kara
Date: 21 Oct 06 - 12:57 PM

Cheasy as a fresh baked Pizza

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From: Ballachbui
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 09:21 PM

I never pant breathlessly.
Winona

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 01:44 PM

Is this thread still here? Don't get me wrong, I have the utmost respect for LH and his quest. I'm rooting for you LH and here is another helping hand towards your goal. I can almost hear Winona, panting breathlessly, waiting for the happy day when you shall become as one.

Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread ever have 5000 posts?
From: Fergie
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 11:11 AM

A bit too cheezy for moi