BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: bobad
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:30 PM

Carpe diem : The daily carp.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:28 PM

Carpe diem, sieze the fish!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: beardedbruce
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:20 PM

cogito cogitare, ergo cogito mei esse.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Rusty Dobro
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:14 PM

Man goes in a pub. I can remember when they only sold pork scratchings.........

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:05 PM

I saw Vincent van Gogh. I sez "Wanna pint, Vinnie?"

'e sez "No thanks, I've got one ear..."

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Peace
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:03 PM

Just walk away . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Rapparee
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 02:01 PM

I met Rene once, back when he was young and completely unsure of himself. He said to me, "Cogito cogito cogito, ergo cogito cogito sum, cogito."

Later he become self-assured.

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 01:16 PM

Giok, the War is over mate...has been for years. You can come out of that wardrobe now.....*G*

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 01:12 PM

It was a magic pub - Shakespear tried to enter but the landlord wus avin nun of it

he said "Shakespear - - you is bard"

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 01:09 PM

If you wasn't so bleedin' well red, you'd never 'ave 'eard of that Rene. Is 'e still doin' 'Ello 'Ello BTW?
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 01:06 PM

...& I have actually heard it said that Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.

Hmmm...must be on the wagon, if he's refusing a drink...*G*

Subject: RE: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Wesley S
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 01:02 PM

How many pints had you already had when he appeared?

Subject: BS: Guess who I met in the pub the other day
From: Mr Red
Date: 21 Aug 06 - 12:59 PM

Descartes - that's who.

And I said to him "can I buy you a drink René?" And he said

"I Think Not" and all of a sudden he wasn't there.