BS: Grammar/Spellin' Nazis at Work...

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:30 PM

Indeed, Q! If one is gonna spell badly, it helps to at least do it in a consistent pattern.

(why, I can get a LOT of hits looking for 'womenz')☺

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:29 PM

You know, in the overall scheme of things, it's of about the same consequence as a few flecks of fly shit in a mountain of pepper.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:18 PM

The "search" function has enough pitfalls without illiterate or supposedy humorous spelling. Mudcat is supposed to function as an information repository as well as a playground.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:10 PM

*bg grn*

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:08 PM

IF U CN RD THS U CN GT A GD JB AND MK GD MNY.

IF U WRT LK THS U R A FKIN MRON.



A

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bill D
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:52 PM

It oughta be obvious...usually...when spelling or grammar is on purpose or for ummmm...'effect', and when it is just dumb or careless. Even then, correcting a post oughta be done with care. Now, thread titles NEED to be kept as clear as possible, or we'd never be able to find anything.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:49 PM

I don't care about your spelling or grammar, but I sure don't like seeing "Nazi" in the title. That's a very strong word, esp. for those of us who may make part of our living through reading manuscripts for spelling and grammar errors.

For the record, IF I have changed or added to any thread title it is expressly for the purpose of making it easier for the Search function to find it in the future.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:45 PM

You could use a little work, too, Capt'n... Maybe I send you the matchbook cover...

But nevermind that... This ain't 'bout me being learnht up and other not... It's about thread titles gettin' messed with... Next thing ya' know all of us will be replaced with monkeys... and then they'll figurate a way to keep us from postin' but we'll open up a thread where we supposedly posted 'casue there is our name right there but we ain't got no recollection of havion' posted that... You all wanta know why???

Well, of course you don't and I wouldn't either if I knew that was about to be replaced with a monkey...

And then one day we'll all be sittin' 'round some dingy bar drenking GeritoBeer and rememberin' the good ol' days before Joe turned the joint over to the monkeys...

No, not chimps, LH... That would prolly be an improvement... But monkeys???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:24 PM

Easy enough to read, but a lot slower, because you have to spell it out rather than take it in at a glance.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Skivee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:15 PM

I think I saw that matchbook cover ad. It went something like this,"IF U CN RD THS U CN GT A GD JB S A CRT STNOGRFR", right?
I think we could make school about 3 years shorter if we learned to write this way.
IF U MK THS PRT F YR PLTFRM, MBE I CD B TH EDUCSN ZAR?

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:13 PM

How people are smellin' their words done matter dooit

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: kendall
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:53 PM

Why don't we all just make up our own language? What the hell, we don't understand each other anyhow, so what good are standards?

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:44 PM

Well, thanks, Beezer... Man, you need to get uo some schoolin', son... Yer writin' is real, real bad... No, not yer writin', per sa, 'cause it ain't like a hnadwritin' situation but yer typin' and spellin', ahhhhh, no offense, but it sucks purdy bad...

I gotta a matchboook cover somewhere where you can get learnt up in the mail like I did and impresd the heck outta all the girls...

Whaddayathink???

I'll try to find that certif.... diploma they sent me afetr I got learnt up if yer interested...

Jus' tryin' to help ya', son, you sho nuff need some help...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:29 PM

Try looking up garmmer in a dictionary...

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:27 PM

Ah hurdja, Bobslice! 'Twuz jus' th' uther day sum icehole went an' fixt a speelin' errur in th' title obv a thred whut I startet. If th' feckin' moron had lookt at th' thred he'd uh seed thet th' misspeelin' wuz on purpose an' wuz part obv th' dammed joke. Mr. Offer fixt it back after I sended him a PM an' ast him sweetly. He'll userly fix such thangs as long as ya don't call whoever done it a flamin' fuckwit.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:19 PM

Hey Bobert, how's yer chads hangin'?

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:17 PM

Hmm. Impressive. We may have presidential material here after all.

Subject: RE: Bad Grammar alert !!
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:16 PM

Add detergent.

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:13 PM

Why; don't you know who you are?
G

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 06:11 PM

nukular

nukular

nukelar

nukelear

nukilier

nuciler

moociler

moocilis

mooseilis

moosetris

moosetracis

moosetracks

Ha! Don't mess with me L.H... There was nuthin' at all toughabout that liitle homework assignment... What you thenk yer dealin' with here???

Huh???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:50 PM

Yer duncin' on skaky stilts mah man...if'n I were you I would git me a brand new speech writer, sho' nuff I would!

Now, say "nukular". Go on, say it! You cain't do it, can you! Ha! Gotcha there!

Subject: RE: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: artbrooks
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:50 PM

...cracker.

Subject: BS: Grammer/Spellin' Nazis at Work...
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:46 PM

What the Hell is this, Russia...

Seems every time I turn around someone is going thru the thread titles an' correctercating garmmer and spellin'...

Who/whom??? Whom gives a rats butt??? Or is it who...

Wowemz/womenz??? Who cares??? Or is it whom cares??? I don't as long as they know whomz/whoz thie is...

Beam me up Scotty before they come to collect by boney butt, sit me down at a black board and make me write stupid stuff an hunert times...

B~