BS: The Father of all BS Threads

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Sep 07 - 04:51 PM

And the beat goes on...

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Genie
Date: 20 Sep 07 - 03:22 PM

I was about to start a "The Bastard Of All BS Threads" thread because I didn't see a "Father of All BS Threads" thread.   Glad I found this one.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 03 Jan 06 - 12:11 PM

Refresh For the Mother of all B.S.'s sake.
In case she got lonely!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Spock
Date: 19 Apr 04 - 11:46 AM

Captain Kirk is rather busy at the moment, so you will have to talk to me in his stead. What can we do for you?

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Apr 04 - 06:25 PM

I'm still waiting...

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:32 PM

That's very good. Want me to roll your chair out so you can wait on the lawn? It's nice outside today.

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 12:14 PM

I have done so, Amos. Many times. The fact that he has not replied recently indicates to me that he is very, very busy. It's okay. I can wait.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:45 AM

Of course. Why don't you write Shatner and tell him how you feel, Little Hawk? I am sure the nice lady in white will bring you some crayons...

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:31 AM

It's the other way around. Manilow WORSHIPS Shatner. But of course, who doesn't?

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 11:06 AM

No, but in the subject cases, unconsciousness appears to be the organic response of choice...

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 09:05 AM

Isn't aesthetics what the doctor gives you before he starts whittling on you?

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 08:03 AM

They have a ssimilar approach to aesthetics....


A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 12 Apr 04 - 07:53 AM

I heard the William Shatner was a big Barry Manalow Fan.

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 04 - 08:42 PM

He writes the songs that make the poets retch
His nose is very long, I think it's been stre-e-etched
His album photos make him look like a letch
He writes the songs, he writes the songs....

He writes the songs that knot my underwear
He writes the songs that make me tear out my ha-air
He writes the songs I simply canno-ot bear
He writes the songs, he writes the songs...

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 05:14 PM

Well, you know how it is. Manure attracts flies.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 03:45 PM

I'm afraid this rebel upstart imitator thread has been colonised by the MOAB ites!

Never mind...

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 10 Apr 04 - 02:26 PM

A new what?

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 09:01 PM

ROTFLMAO!! Geeze, LH, if you steal all my best stuff and I have to carve myself a whole new persona , I'll have to drill you a new one while I'm at it!! **bg**


A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 05:37 PM

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 07 Apr 04 - 01:58 AM

Ach, dis is clearly ein rampant case of transferral! Der Leddle Hock isch writing de Rx off der Liebenscheiss!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:55 PM

Ach zo, Bee-Dubya, mein freund, und since ven haff you been havink zese hostile feelinks tovard your fahzzer? Hmmmm?

- Liebenscheiss, Doktor

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:27 PM

This thread is the "Anti-BS Thread"! It looks like harmless fun, but it will lead you down the road to Perdition. And, believe me, Perdition is not someplace you want to be! Particularly in August. The air-conditioners never work and the public swimming pool is a hotbed ot athlete's foot and ringworm. Of course, it's only April right now so you can have a few laughs if you want, but you better get your shit together come summertime!   

Renounce this upstart thread! Return to the Fold. There is only one true "_________ of all BS Threads" and that is The Mother.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Apr 04 - 11:01 PM

He's.....BACK!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 10:03 AM

(ROTFLMAO, LH! Well played.)

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 05 Apr 04 - 09:57 AM

OK make up yer mind Little Hawk or Little Crane?

Raptor

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 04 - 01:30 PM

Alas, Herr Liebenscheiss, your uncanny instincts have hit the target again. I was confusing you with my father! Oh, the angst! I am going to assume the postion "white crane spreading wings" for the next half hour and try to calm down.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 09:29 PM

Mein Lieben Leedle Hock:

Scho?? Das ischt angker, ya -- Vot you are feelnk? Scho. tell me disch -- vas you angkry like dot mid yur Vader, alscho, maybe fer laying finkers on schomeone special to you? Some very importantr Vomann to you, hmmm? Hmmmm? Tell me aboudt dot, vould you? Neffer fear, I haff no chenuine interscht in Vinona. Vee like dem a bit plumper den dot!! :>))

Liebenscheiss

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 08:53 PM

That's it, Liebenscheiss! You have gone too far. I will not stand idly by while you attempt to move in on the woman I love! No siree! I have long admired you, Herr Liebenscheiss, and looked to you for guidance, but those days are over. Lay one finger on La Winona und your career vill be "alles kaput"!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 08:44 PM

Mein Dear Leedle Hock:

It isch no ushe trying to pin yer hopes on an imaginary phigment, ya? Efen vun you borrow from a fantasy of Vinona Ryder. It isch not goink to help you deal mit undt confront der reality to vunder ven Vinona vill knock on yer door, so you must adjust to der reality, you zee?? Dot's der path for you, mein schotz. Vot isch real is vot you can deal midt!

Beschides, Vinona isch mein, mein!! You hear me???

Liebenscheiss

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Apr 04 - 05:10 PM

Still no Winona! Oh, the bereftitude! I must get feedback from Herr Liebenscheiss ASAP!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 02 Apr 04 - 07:01 PM

Hey FOABites!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 03:24 PM

Aw shit...not AGAIN! I keep hoping it's Winona Ryder, but it never is. There's no justice!!!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 12:31 PM

I have filed a report with the Society for the Prevention of Demeaning of Ilk and Related Cuspids. You can expect to hear a knock on your door in the wee hours, Little Hawk.

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 12:21 PM

Oh, how the once mighty have fallen! Leedle Hock, himself a MOABite of renown until he allowed the 2000th post to be made by that hack Shatner and then went off in a huff, has become a FOABic! And now he is attempting to demean MOABites and our ilk! Well, LH, you can say all the bad things you want about us 'cause we're big enough to take it, but leave our poor defenseless ilk out of it!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 11:25 AM

They've had it all to themselves for far too long. Now they must learn to SHARE the cat with people who are just as silly as they are. It's a tough transition for the MOABS crew and their ilk.

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 10:49 AM

There is a lot of Bitching going on in the Mother thread

Bad Spelling
Cheap Imatator
Just like a father

This is why Father hasn't been around!

Mother Bitching!

Just like a woman!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:58 AM

and what if you're your own granpa...

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Amos
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:30 AM

FOAB is "fobe", huh?

And if you arer your own father, responsible solely as Source for all the BS in your own universe, that kind of makes you homofoabic, doesn't it? Or should that be autofoabic?

A

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:21 AM

It has been decreed by the decreein' guy that the acronym for this thread shall be "FOAB", not "FOAB". Thou shalt not use bold-face when referring to this thread. That honor is for the MOAB exclusively.

Furthermore, whereas the pronunciation of "MOAB" is "moe-ab", the pronunciation of "FOAB" shall be "fobe". Those who contribute to this thread on a regular basis shall refer to themselves as "FOABics".

That is all.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Dave Earl
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:10 AM

Well I suppose it must be April 1

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,nurse ratched
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 09:06 AM

I'm happy to take on the role of marriage counsellor, or anyone's counsellor, come to think of it.

for a reasonable fee, I will meet with the warring couple, and give you both such a hard time, that after a session or two, your spouses will look positively angelic.

and brucie, I'll offer you in particular a personal counselling session, because i'm concerned about your predeliction for animals, and your obsessions with power structures. you obviously have a rebellious temperament that needs to be overpowered a little.

these counselling sessions meet all professional standards, and the Red Cross may be allowed in occasionally to monitor standards and take any unused blood.

nurse ratched
nurse in residence
Guantanamo Bay

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 04 - 08:57 AM

Little Hawk maybe you need counceling!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 07:44 PM

We need a good thread marriage counselor on Mudcat.

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 06:35 PM

What makes you so sure LH?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Little Hawk
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 10:25 AM

LOL! The Father is now underneath the Mother. Well, until I hit "submit", anyway...

Click!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Raptor
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 09:18 AM

Roll her over Dad I want a puppy!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: 42
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 07:13 AM

siht!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: GUEST,Shlio
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 02:45 AM

I hear the pitter-patter of little turds...

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Benjamin
Date: 31 Mar 04 - 01:36 AM

Well, I haven't posted in the MOABS thread, I don't see why I should post in this one!

Subject: RE: BS: The Father of all BS Threads
From: Peace
Date: 30 Mar 04 - 08:49 PM

I'm only posting because at this moment Father is right on top of Mother. Can't have that on the 'cat.