BS: Hey Max .. Help (Jell-O)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 05:06 PM

Coldplay - Jello

Look at the stars,
Look how they shine for you,
And everything you do,
Yeah they were all Jello,

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called Jello

So then I took my turn
Oh all the things I've done
And it was all Jello

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh all the things you do
Cause you were all Jello

I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all Jello

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
D'you know for you i bleed myself dry
For you i bleed myself dry

Its true look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine for you
look how they shine
look at the stars look how they shine for you

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:57 PM

Jello. Man, that word takes me back. I haven't seen jello in years.

It shouldn't be hard to track down the culprit, Olddude. Jello sales must be so rare that the grocery clerks will recall who bought any in the past year.

But I'm amazed it didn't simply flow out of your mailbox, given the heat. Do you air-condition your mailbox?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:54 PM

I'll sit on my hands now, rather than visit further plagues on Dan.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:38 PM

Dan, how do you feel about headless Jello?
I know a place where it can be obtained.
It won't surprise you to learn, that it's in Maine :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:31 PM

They didn't send you Lime because there was none left on Earth after that video Jack posted....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 04:26 PM

Dan... mini-gun... nope. If you keep the Hawk smooth and low I'll bring my 270. She's flat.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:51 PM

Ebbie - they are NOW! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:50 PM

Well I learned to never ask that good for nothing Max for help. I suspect he would see an accident victim and say "sorry you dirty ape but you deserve to be run over by that car, just don't bleed on me"

HA ..

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:46 PM

Dan is starting to sound like Brer Rabbit. Perhaps he secretly likes Jello, eh?

Personally, I'd rather send him songs, but that's just me. Come to think of it, if he keeps up with this whinging, ranger1 and I may have to reconsider our moratorium on gelatinous gifts.

Chew on that, olddude...hehehehehe.

Love, Maeve

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:44 PM

Probably because you love it!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:42 PM

Shhh, Stilly. They are probably on the way.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:41 PM

LOL, perfect Charlie, and thank you Tami
at least two nice people here ...

Charlie I have a Jello phobia .. so they pick on me. I don't know why they pick on me but they do.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:39 PM

Hey, Dan, it could be worse. They could have shipped you a bunch of old pink flamingos.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:37 PM

Twice in a week after never!!

Warning, BS posting is habit forming and can cause unrrepairable damage to pregnant fetuses.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: ranger1
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:33 PM

Dan, sweetie, read my post just above your last one.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:32 PM

DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

and I resemble that remark ... Gosh no help none at all .. none ..

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: ranger1
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:28 PM

I like you, Dan. Matter of fact, if that jello isn't expired, you can ship it to me and I will take care of it for you. I do know where SINSULL and jacqui live...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: fat B****rd
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:28 PM

I've been on holiday and don't have the faintest f***ing idea what all this here Jello stuff is all about.
All I can say is it's wonderful to see Dan back to his old self and to read a nonsense thread free from trolls etc.
Maybe I'm just jellus.
LOve from Charlie.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:27 PM

Well a lot of help you are ... maybe you are the guy that did it ...
Gosh I get no help ... nobody likes me

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:26 PM

lol T'anks, guys.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Max
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:11 PM

We here at Ye Ol' Mudcat are not in the business of taking care of folks that just don't have the self-control enough to take care of themselves. We work for folk here, not you. You are just lucky to get to witness the magic.

Being mean to you are they? Well, I am sure if I spent enough time looking back in your posts, you probably deserve it.

Chip-chip-cheerio.

(now I'm angry to have posted in another BS thread)


DAMN DIRTY APES!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:10 PM

I think it was Sins I do, yup .. but the great thing about C4 is that it can be molded into any shape. Even lets say a 1910 sterling silver sugar bowl .... LOL

but it is fine Sins just don't drop it

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:07 PM

Jack that is worse then slime bucket. Ya see what it does to me LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 03:02 PM

Slim

LOL!!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:57 PM

Jack
I finally got it - rating see my mind is all distracted by the jello demons this morning. By the way whoever, at least there was no lime green, ya sent the cherry and pinapple and orange and stuff but no lime green, gotta thank you for that at least ...

You slim bucket whoever you are ..

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:54 PM

It's the legacy of a well-spent youth. Need any GB or VX?

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:49 PM

ahhh so you turned to the dark side Rap ... Oh boy nobody likes me anymore. I will say that was priceless. I couldn't even get into the mail box. No kidding must have been 15 packs of Jello .. couldn't stop laughing .. that was sooo mean ... LOL They even left me the little key to open the bigger package box cause it would all fit in my normal box ..   Yeee gads ... you people .. what am I to do ... Oh yea
get the blackhawk

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:31 PM

C4? That small shit? I know how to make a nuke right here at home! Let's see...U₂₃₅ or Pu₂₃₉...some dummy to do the machining...Olddude's address....

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:31 PM

Hey Rap, and Gnu and Bruce
Ok now at the getaway, I can get the blackhawk and I can fly it. But I need one of you guys on the mini gun ok to help me find the culprit ..

but really now I gotta send the missus down fer the mail cause my mailbox if filled with the jello demons until the priest comes to bless it with holy water ...

gosh you folks are mean mean mean

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:28 PM

Video of research team preparing suprise for OLDDUed

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Becca72
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:21 PM

"I swear I did NOT send the Jell-O. My parcel still hasn't been mailed.
SINS"

Old Dude - be VERY afraid.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: GUEST,999
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:20 PM

Dan, mix that with some pineapple jello and bob's yer uncle.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:19 PM

Its a good thing that DHS has better things to do than to monitor this forum!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:14 PM

Did I ever tell you I am a master of explosives ... yup whip up a batch of C4 like substance in my sink ... LOL ... hmmmm payback is a terrible thing
Laughing

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:06 PM

"I am rating you."

I am rating you as well.

For humor, 8 out of 10.
For spelling, a somewhat lower score. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:01 PM

Spam exorcized ! Charges reasonable. Extre fees for Jello, especially green.

A lot of kind people offer me money and credit- if I join their online casino.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: SINSULL
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 02:00 PM

I see a plastic explosives charge in Dan's future.


I swear I did NOT send the Jell-O. My parcel still hasn't been mailed.
SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: gnu
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:49 PM

THAT is sick.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Micca
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:46 PM

Olddude, if you work very carefully, you can take one of those very thin card boxes like bakeries and cake shops (in the UK at least) use for cakes and pour in about 4-6 litres of jello, chill until it sets (our box lasted just long enough) and then remove the box then carefully wrap in Brown parcel paper using good strong tape and string, it produces a very disconcerting slightly wobbly parcel about 1 foot square and 5 inches deep. If you send it through the mails it could lead to difficulties with the Law, but th has a wonderful effect on the recipient while trying to unpack it, a real prezzie (small) can be placed in the centre by pouring a layer, letting it set, add gift, then pour the rest!!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:42 PM

I took a shot Jack, maybe this time he will ... I am tell on all of you yes I am rating you all out to the big guy cause you are all mean mean I say

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 01:32 PM

"From: Max - PM
Date: 20 Jul 11 - 12:07 AM

Wow. So this is what BS threads are like? Never actually looked at one. "

not much chance of this being read by him, i imagine.

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 12:31 PM

Hey it has some really valuable applications.

Gentlemen, I give you the earthquake resistant Jello San Francisco

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: Bill D
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 12:17 PM

"...filled up my mail box with ... yea .. Jello"

Could be worse... could be already made and jelled Jello......

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: GUEST,crazy little woman
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:54 AM

Hi, olddude.

Haven't you heard the proverb? "When life gives you jello, make jello shots."

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes...

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: frogprince
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:48 AM

Not sure who it was, years ago, who said "Always kick a man when he's down; then when he gets up, it's easy for him to rise above you".
            
Now you can try a whole bunch of the recipes from your new book!

Subject: RE: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: maeve
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:46 AM

Hmmm

Subject: BS: Hey Max .. Help
From: olddude
Date: 22 Jul 11 - 11:38 AM

Max
they are all being really mean to me. Today I go to my mail box and yes some unknown and unscrupulous mudcatters filled up my mail box with ... yea .. Jello no return addresses either

Now I gotta hire a priest to do a mailbox blessing to remove the demons. They are all mean really really mean to me ... help