BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 06:47 AM

"Targeted Advertising" is a big deal now that developed nations no longer produce anything and can only offer their hoards of money as attractions for those in the emerging countries with something to sell.

It's quite obvious that any good Ukrainian woman would be most interested in a guy with a good tractor, and might settle for someone with a decent lawnmower. They probably found Bobert
from the mailing list at his lawnmower parts shop, or via a tracking cookie when he visited there.

Now that they have embedded and sold/distributed the information that he's got the right bait, it's likely that the solicitations he sees will follow him everywhere he goes on the web, and sometimes they can be very persistent.

IF WE BELIEVE Bee-dubya-ell that he's never gone looking for bisexual Buna men (???) the connection might be as tenous as his having correspondence with someone who has, and that person's contact list has been lifted. The solicitors would reasonably assume that "friends of" persons with a particular inclination are more likely to have similar interests than random samples. There's little he can do to stop the ads, but he should be cautious about which of his (male?)friends he stands close to for a while, perhaps.

I haven't seen any of the insert ads here for some time, and never intentionally blocked them; but my NIS Suite aggressively blocks anything that resembles a tracking cookie so it may have done it for me.

Some other sites (e.g. MSNBC or Yahoo) that are more aggressively into the targeted ad concept have so much advertising that it's hard to tell which are targeted and which are just looking for any ordinary fish that might bite. I have occasionally seen ads with obvious links to something I've searched for, so I must expect that Google does a lot of data mining and sells the information to the advertisers who want it, and that the information they sell includes a way of identifying the individual computer despite their denials, although it's possible that individual sites I looked at managed to snatch something. I get far fewer of these when I use Norton Safe Search (part of the NIS Suite) although Google offers better search targeting that's often needed to get past the twits, twats, and tweets tripe.

In the absence of excellent ad/traking/cookie blocking, the best single method of minimizing ads of these kinds is just to be very boring.

I'm pretty good at that.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: greg stephens
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:14 AM

It seems a lot of Asian women want to meet me. I have nothing against Asian women, but I have never expressed any perticular interest, so I don't know why I am being singled out.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 05:11 AM

I'm just glad if ANYBODY wants to talk to me :(

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 04:17 AM

My email site thinks I'm a sex-hungry man. I get lots of risque photos and greetings from 'Suzie' and ' Charmaine' plus great screeds of about twenty pics on a sheet of 'girls hot for it in your area'. I'm glad they're hot, 'cos it's minus 9 here at the moment. And as an elderly plump lady, I don't really want a sexy young lassie, hot or otherwise.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Jan 13 - 02:03 AM

Nope, LH, you just live in a country where everyone is as rich as Creosote.
By their standards.

My once-upon-a-time landlord and his wife were Ukranians. Nice people. I think he was one of those USSR nationals who joined the Wehrmacht when they invaded in WWII, so he couldn't go home, after.

Creosote: A T.Pratchett interpretation.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 10:27 PM

Amazing! Those Ukrainian women are pursuing me too, Bobert. Odd, isn't it? They must think I have money or something. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:58 PM

Think them Ukraine womenz is two-timers, Beeze, 'cause they still here... Please don't send them Buna men to me... I really don't swing that way... You keep 'um...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:52 PM

Amos, you mean, if Ukraine Uganda fall down?

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:45 PM

Nope. The Ukrainian women are on my computer too now. I guess they heard Bobert wasn't interested.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:45 PM

The more Ukraine, the more likely you are to fall, my friend.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:42 PM

It's gettin' worse. Now there's an ad from Match.com askin' me to "View Singles in Buna". Never heard of Buna before. Had to look it up. It's a little population 2,000 town 100 or so miles northeast of Houston. And the pictures are all of guys. So, it appears that the Interweb sex marketers think I'm a bisexual man who lives in the sticks near Houston and is only interested in men if they're in my own backyard, but that I might be willing to travel to China to hook up with a 23 year-old secretary from Quandang because Chinese women are that hot, and that I have no interest in Ukrainian women 'cause only Bobert gets those ads.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:15 PM

I think you would be quizzed about the size of your assets.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:12 PM

Well, Beeze... I doubt if these Ukraine womenz would even know where Texas is or what "550 miles" means... That's what puzzles me... Like, ahhhhh, what are we going to talk about??? BTW, I'm not sure where the Ukraine is... Seems it's like north of Turkey but I wouldn't bet on it... No matter... I don't want to be quizzed on my knowledge of the Ukraine by Ukraine womenz...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 09:07 PM

I saw one at the bottom of the page tryin' to hook me up with Chinese women. "CHNLOVEDATE" or somethin' like that.

And I get a lot of "Houston Singles" and "Texas Weddings" and that sort of stuff. Apparently, the way my Interweb shenanigans get routed makes all those little bot fellers think I live in Houston. Last time I checked, it was about 550 miles away.

Subject: RE: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 08:31 PM

Maybe they like "ride" threads, or the way you say womenz?

To discourage 'em, I would keep the "lick" thing under wraps.

Subject: BS: Ukraine Women Want to Talk with Me???
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 13 - 08:04 PM

Okay, seems that Max has some Ukraine women lined up who want to talk with me 'cause there are piccures of them right here in the Mudpit...

Not sure if Max knows this but I don't speak a lick of Ukraine and even if I did I'm not sure why these womenz want to talk with me???

B~