MCFat - incommunicado

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,The Real MC Fat
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 10:44 AM

In stalled In place In situe In sane In continent

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 09:58 AM

Oh god, now he's been in stalled again !

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: GUEST,Hologram of MC Fat
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 07:13 AM

Daddy's home !!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 09 Oct 03 - 06:32 AM

Thank god my virus checker's up to date. I believe that if McAfee finds any infiltration of the McFat hologram, it traces it back to it's original host PC and clears it down.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 08 Oct 03 - 01:28 PM

MCFAT is no longer in Communicado in fact his hologram is back on line to infiltrate hard drives

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 05 Oct 03 - 03:52 AM

moving on from Touch soon may be in Dependent

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 04 Oct 03 - 04:09 PM

thanks for the reiteration
nice to see you back in Touch

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:25 AM

by the way - latest on MCfat

he's now in Terested - trains and buses I believe have been 'spotted' with the fat one on - or should that be by the fat one?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 03 Oct 03 - 01:23 AM

yes MCFat is stil inactivated - to explain to you people who cant understand my warped mind

in Decent - play on words - descent - going down

delicate - de lick ate - licking

I know my mind is not wired up the same way as everyone elses

forgive me - I will return to my burrow and hide my head in shame

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 01 Oct 03 - 07:55 AM

Is the McFat holo still in Activated ?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 05:48 PM

still waiting for you to reiterate
then I suppose if you are in Disposed you can't be in Clined

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 30 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM

sorry - havebeen in Disposed

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 27 Sep 03 - 06:45 AM

think I've spent too long in Tense so will refresh in Terest and contemplate in Terjection
I am also not going down and licking anything (well not in Tentionally anyway!)

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Noreen
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 05:24 AM

You lot are in Corrigible!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 26 Sep 03 - 02:53 AM

travelled though here on the way to somewhere else and I was thinking about replying as per your request Raggy but then changed my mind - just arrived in Decisive!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 08:56 PM

yes Rabbit please reiterate...your last comment was in Ept....unless it's just too subtle for me and will be as long as you stay in Comprehensible...still if you move a little further down that line you will be in Tolerable
don't worry gnomad...Mcfat could never be in Vincible...he's been in Competent for too long

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 07:37 PM

Sorry Rabbit could you reiterate

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: gnomad
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 02:12 PM

Just so long as it isn't near Vincible, I don't think OG wants McF to be there.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:55 PM

It sounds like going on Holiday on the In-Continent!
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:32 PM

I am not going down and licking anything!!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 03:30 AM

Rabbit!!!
I see you have moved and are now between Decent and Delicate!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 25 Sep 03 - 01:57 AM

No - communicardo is betwen Discrete and Disposed. He was in Discrete for a while but tunnelled out and found himself in Disposed so his final attempt at escape found him in Communicado where he remains. I heard haowever there is a possibilty he will be up and running today - I was quite surpirised to hear this as I have never heard of him running and I would think being 'up and running' could be quite painful

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 03:08 PM

what's this?...a traditional joke telling workshop?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:15 PM

Is Communicado anywhere near Jeopardy? Perhaps he has gone there for work if it is. I hear there are lots of jobs in Jeopardy.

:D

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 12:07 PM

I used to like the windmill and the Angel Fish "Interludes".

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 11:38 AM

Even nostalgia is not as good as it used to be

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:21 AM

It's not the same since they took off the programme with the girl and the blackboard...
And I miss the old intermissions with the potters wheel or the kitten and the ball of string...
And why can't you turn your tv off at night and get a dot of light that gets smaller like you used to?
Quack!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 09:15 AM

My God you are bored aren't you, go and watch the test card on the TV or something

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:40 AM

Perhaps I could stick a stamp on it and post it to the gaol in Communicado, where MCFat is incarcerated?
He might be happy for some dry hard biscuit to dunk in his water!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:38 AM

The cookie will have gone rock hard by January 2035, I expect!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 08:36 AM

incredibly bored Raggy...
Do you know that McCain Microchips want to send my computer a COOKIE!!!!!!!
And I Quote:-

This page wishes to set the cookie
   SITESERVER="ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3"

This value will be sent to documents on all servers in the domain mccain.co.uk, and paths that are starting in /.

The cookie is valid until Mon, 01 Jan 2035 00:00:00 GMT


----------------------
Full cookie request:

SITESERVER=ID=c79fff4d2c4747906a0a91173645eda3; expires=Monday, 01-Jan-2035 00:00:00 GMT; path=/; domain=.mccain.co.uk

Whatever Next? Milk to go with the chips and cookies???
Qu(yawn)ack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM

Second thoughts - aren't microwave chips low on FAT.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 06:04 AM

Geoff .........are you bored?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:36 AM

OR EVEN

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:34 AM

Like These???

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Sep 03 - 05:19 AM

Don't be silly, Rabbit - Artificial yes - Intelligence unlikely.

If he is reborn as a microchip - perhaps it will be the sort that you cook in the microwave.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 06:28 PM

coming back? neat trick if you can manage it!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 23 Sep 03 - 02:04 PM

sorry nutty but I cant see him coming back any other shape - artificial intelligence has suddenly sprung to mind though!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 07:03 PM

a macrochip?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: nutty
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 03:07 PM

But Sue ....there'll be no difference if he returns this time 'round'

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 19 Sep 03 - 01:28 PM

he will look slightly different this time round as he is determined to wear t shirts more often

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Malcolm Douglas
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 09:58 PM

Let's hope so. The last time he came back from the dead he looked exactly the same.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:36 PM

so what's this?
reincarnation as a microchip?

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 01:47 PM

I did hear that this time he's planning to come back through your computer rather than mine Nutty - just cos you sing Pay Day bettererer than wot e doz!!

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: nutty
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 06:31 AM

This is really too cruel ......you keep building up my hopes when you know he ALWAYS comes back.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Raggytash
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 05:15 AM

Spaw, you can get medicine for that

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 04:47 AM

A pint and a half of my home brew - I could do with a new hard drive - empty of cxourse.

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:18 AM

Don't give a shit.

Spaw

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: Red and White Rabbit
Date: 18 Sep 03 - 02:00 AM

1 gill

Subject: RE: MCFat - incommunicado
From: old git
Date: 17 Sep 03 - 03:48 PM

half a pint!