Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: mack/misophist Date: 19 Dec 04 - 07:56 PM Bailing Twine? What kind of farm did you grow up on? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Bat Goddess Date: 19 Dec 04 - 03:19 PM Kirk . . . but I was (am) exceptionally fond of Scotty. He had better taste in booze ("it's green") and could fix almost anything using the equivalent of duct tape, bubblegum and bailing twine. Linn |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Georgiansilver Date: 19 Dec 04 - 02:59 PM Not a subject I wish to Clingon to! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: CarolC Date: 19 Dec 04 - 02:26 PM Was Kirk a Canuck? (I know Shatner is, but we're talking about Captain Kirk). Anyway, Spock was most definitely not an USAn. He was a Vulcan. That's almost as good as being a Canuck. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Mr Red Date: 19 Dec 04 - 10:28 AM the phone ! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: GUEST,MegaNerd Date: 19 Dec 04 - 10:16 AM Oh! Oh! Oh! Another vote for Kirk! Keep 'em coming! Kirk is my hero and I will be really enraged if he loses out here. Kirk is on a roll now, I feel it. He is going to win. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 04 - 10:10 AM Both Yanks !!?? Nay, nay. Kirk was, is and always will be a Canuck. If it's a PARTAAAAY, Kirk is the obvious choice. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Crystal Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:37 AM What about the cute Doctor in Deep Space 9? Is it too late for me to change my vote? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: GUEST,Bruce Baillie Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:35 AM ...Neither, they were both Americans! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:13 AM That last vote from Crystal raises Spock to 10 votes overall! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:04 AM Well, well. Spock has pulled into a decisive lead here! Here are the stats, thus far... Official vote count: Kirk - 3 Spock - 9 And in further (unofficial) voting: Uhura - 3 Jean-Luc Picard - 2 Scotty - 1 Bones - 1 Cletus - 1 Cletus?...who the hell is Cletus??? Looks like MegaNerd is in for a major disappointment here, as Kirk goes down to a miserable defeat and Spock holds the crown for Intergalactic Party Animal Extraordinaire! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Crystal Date: 19 Dec 04 - 08:02 AM Spock definatly. BTW True nerds writh Star Trek Fan fiction! |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 04 - 07:53 AM cc... "You could be a poseur who is just out to pick up chicks. " Poseur ? Pusseur ? (Sorry. Couldn't resist.) |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: kindaloupehackenweez Date: 19 Dec 04 - 07:43 AM Spock of course: I can only imagine what it would be like to be without emotions. It would be like being without termoil, stress, anger. Humm also would be without joy, caring, loving. Spock still. Check out the ears: Kindaloupehackenweez..PEACE. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: kendall Date: 19 Dec 04 - 06:02 AM Oh, well, if we are talking about intelligent conversation, I'd invite Spock. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: jacqui.c Date: 19 Dec 04 - 04:09 AM I'm with Megan - Jean Luc, definitely. Of the other two it would have to be Spock - at least he could hold an intelligent conversation, and think of the challenge....... |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Kaleea Date: 19 Dec 04 - 01:53 AM Spock is cooler, as he can play the Vulcan harp & sing. Who wants to hear Kirk sing? Puh-leeeeeese! Spock's ears are wonderful ice breakers. Beautiful women love him cause they wanna try to score with him. Duh. It's a no brainer. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 04 - 06:07 PM Yes, well, I would invite Uhura also, no question. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Rapparee Date: 18 Dec 04 - 06:02 PM I'm with Kendall. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 04 - 05:49 PM Christ!! If I'd only known back then that chicks found nerds sexy! Argh! I must've missed some grand opportunities there. Spock unquestionably was pursued and fantasized about by a great many human females, but I thought that was merely because he appeared to be unattainable...and unflappable. (not referring to his ears when I say that) |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: CarolC Date: 18 Dec 04 - 04:10 PM Yes, Nerd, but how do we know you are really a nerd? You could be a poseur who is just out to pick up chicks. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 03:35 PM Out of curiosity, why would you be interested in anyone who was interested in Kirk? Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Nerd Date: 18 Dec 04 - 03:33 PM Awww, CarolC, I didn't know you cared! (giggle!) Seriously, I'd invite Spock, for the exact opposite reason as Mega-Nerd. Kirk would be furiously hitting on every girl in the room, and he'd probably score with two or three of them. Spock would get all the nerd-loving girls worked up, but would have no interest in scoring with any of them...at which point they'd look to some of us other nerds for sympathy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Georgiansilver Date: 18 Dec 04 - 03:26 PM Spok of course, he could flap his ears to keep cool. Best wishes. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: kendall Date: 18 Dec 04 - 03:24 PM Uhura |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: SINSULL Date: 18 Dec 04 - 02:53 PM I'd invite Cletus. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:55 PM ...........Well..............that too I suppose............... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Bill D Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:52 PM no, that's a result of super glue in zero gravity |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:52 PM Yes it is Carol....a very astute observation!!! It's funny really......For all of their brilliance and logic, there are some missing synapses here and there in their short term memory. One Vulcan suffering from psoriasis thoughtlessly twizzled his ears while being beamed aboard a starship. The molecular structures came undone as a result and the only parts of him that arrived on the teleporter platform were his balls which exploded 12 seconds later, rupturing the hull of the starship which caused it to crash with the loss of the entire crew. Tragic story................ Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: CarolC Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:19 PM Is that why they have that hand sign where the index and middle fingers, and the ring and pinkie fingers are arranged in the form of a V? A reminder to Vulcans to keep their ears pointed straight up? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Megan L Date: 18 Dec 04 - 01:14 PM what a bunch of auld has beens ye wid need tae remember tae bring thier zimmers and inconto pads. Now if you want real class Jean Luc Piccard. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 12:30 PM Nerds may be sexy, but nerds like Spock are something else. His Vulcan heritage makes him susceptible to the curse of all Vulcans, a fact well known by their enemies. If you twist the tips of a Vulcan's ears in different directions at the same time, their gonads explode and while this may make his love partner think he is Thor, God of Thunder, the Vulcan is generally mortally wounded. The few who do survive are left nothing but a lifetime of servitude where they are forced to watch guys like Kirk butt-fuck Tribbles. Not a pretty sight............. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: Little Hawk Date: 18 Dec 04 - 12:23 PM So tell me, Spaw, how many people are required for a circle jerk? I figure you must be some kind of authority on that subject. :-) Me, I would be sure to invite both Kirk AND Spock. They complement each other extremely well. I'd also invite McCoy and Scotty for comic relief. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: CarolC Date: 18 Dec 04 - 12:09 PM What's a "pivot man"? Spock, definitely. Nerds are incredibly sexy, while cheesy people like Kirk are sometimes funny, but never sexy. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:42 AM Come to think of it, you could invite Major Tom, psychotic astronaut, as well and they could have their OWN Circle Jerk!!! That could work out for you Hawk......AND you could sell the videotape on e-Bay! Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:37 AM Give it up Hawkster. Only a Mega-Nerd would invite either one of them....unless of course he was having a Circle Jerk as mentioned before. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: mack/misophist Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:37 AM Spock. Without a doubt. Shallow life forms who don't understand why are probably incapable of understanding. And Spock will no doubt be a key witness at Kirk's court martial. |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: GUEST,MegaNerd Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:30 AM You're one of those people who doesn't get it, aren't you? I pity you. For me you don't even exist. In fact, I'm surprised I even bothered to comment on what you just said. Now back to the issue at hand. You have a Christmas party coming up. Who ya gonna invite? Kirk or Spock? |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:26 AM Hawk, this is completely pathetic although you have chosen a guest name to match the thread. Who cares which one of these two to invite? They are both prime candidates for Pivot Man in a Circle Jerk. I did however pose your query to the patients at the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed and they chose Captain Video. So there you are. What can I say? Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: GUEST,ranger1 Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:24 AM Kirk. Definitely. |
Subject: BS: Who was cooler? Kirk or Spock? From: GUEST,MegaNerd Date: 18 Dec 04 - 11:18 AM I say Kirk, because he always got the girls. Well, almost always. My buddy says Spock, because he was so logical. Gimme a break! Logical is not cool! Let's face it, if you want to party and have a great time, who are you gonna invite, Kirk or Spock! |