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Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: Morticia Date: 28 May 02 - 01:02 PM So, Kendall's well-hung then??? *BG* |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: catspaw49 Date: 28 May 02 - 12:59 PM Old recipe for Salt Curing Kendall, this method can preserve Kendall for years. For a 170lb. Kendall: 33 Pounds of Brown Sugar 10 Pounds of Black Pepper 5 Pounds of Red Pepper 58 Pounds of Salt Mix the ingredients together and rub onto the skin-on Kendall, paying special attention to the ass. Then the Kendall is wrapped in paper, then wrapped in cloth, then placed in a cloth bag and hung with the ass down. The Kendall is hung in a well ventilated, dark and secure building. The Kendall bitches for about two months and is ready to piss, moan, whine, and complain continually, in about 6 to 9 months and is still a pain in the ass years. Kendalls cured in this manner continue to stay curmudgeonly until they are completely dried out. Spaw |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: Áine Date: 28 May 02 - 12:42 PM Great news, Kendall! You can do it, ya stubborn ol' Yankee ;-) Hang in there, we're all behind you (and pushin' ya all the way!). Love, Áine |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 May 02 - 01:57 AM Still doing what I said I'd do, petal. Take care and next time you come visit Morty, remember I want dinner!!! LTS |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: Ebbie Date: 28 May 02 - 12:51 AM Happy for you, Kendall. I've no doubt it has seemed a long haul; I'm glad it's almost over. Incidentally, although I've never met you, on these pages your 'voice' is still the same - even maybe a tad better! Good on ya. |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: Stilly River Sage Date: 28 May 02 - 12:04 AM Here comes the last countdown, then! Good luck this week.
Four. . .Three. . .you know how it goes! SRS |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: alanabit Date: 27 May 02 - 03:05 PM Good to hear that the fightback is under way. Good luck. Alan. |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: CapriUni Date: 27 May 02 - 02:56 PM :::Waving hands in the air, Kermit the Frog Style::: |
Subject: RE: Kendall's Cure From: Barbara Shaw Date: 27 May 02 - 02:42 PM I just saw Kendall yesterday (over Memorial Day weekend) at a bluegrass festival in Acton, ME. He said his last 4 treatments were coming up this week on T-W-Th-F and then he's done! He was in good spirits and had several stories to tell, despite a raspy voice, and it was great seeing him, despite the "redneck" disguise. |
Subject: Kendall's Cure From: Stilly River Sage Date: 27 May 02 - 01:59 PM This should be the last week of radiation for Kendall. How's it going? Anyone have anything to report? It will be nice to go from red-necked to a rosy outlook, eh? SRS |
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