Lyr Req: Your Llama Won't Dance (parody)

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: Peace
Date: 09 Jun 07 - 06:09 PM

We do what we do to make folks who request things happy.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 09 Jun 07 - 11:54 AM

I assume David Letterman host of one of the US late night chat/entertainment/novelty shows.
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 Jun 07 - 08:13 AM

Many of those parodies on that site are not all that great - they seem to be mostly 'written to order' apparently so that the site can have a parody on each song they want as 'fair use' or something...

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 08 Jun 07 - 09:46 PM

So Foolstroupe sucked into this too.

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 08 Jun 07 - 09:45 PM

Don't know why I wasted my time on this. It's garbage!
Your Momma Won't Dance based on performance by Loggins and Messina

"Your Llama Won't Dance" parody by Rick Duncan

Your llama won't dance
And your donkey won't try to bowl
Your llama won't dance
And your donkey won't try to bowl
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show.

Well, your friends all say
That you got the most insane old hen
And your goat is so great
When he balances a plate right then
So you make a big decision
To go on television with your wren
And you attend.

Then they give you pause

Your llama won't dance
And your kitty won't spin the bowl
Your llama won't dance
And your bunny stays in his hole
When letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

You pull out all the dog treats
And beg for him to bark
They go to a commercial
Cause he whizzes on his mark
You're just about to slug him
When he cuts the cheese
There's a lens in your face
And then a guy says
"Off of my set, loser!"
Puppy, you're comin' with me
And no more T. V.

Your llana won't dance
And your parrot won't play his role
Your llama won't dance
And your hamster won't climb the pole
When Lettermann's around
And your pet would start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show
The tricks they blow
Right on the show
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

Who is letterman?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Jun 07 - 09:37 PM

Both links lead to same page.

Your Momma Don't Dance" Based on the performance by Loggins and Messina

"Your Llama Won't Dance" Parody by Rick Duncan

Your llama won't dance
And your donkey won't try to bowl
Your llama won't dance
And your donkey won't try to bowl
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

Well, your friends all say
That you got the most insane old hen
And your goat is so great
When he balances a plate right then
So you make a big decision
To go on the television with your wren
And you attend

Then they give you pause

Your llama won't dance
And your kitty won't spin the bowl
Your llama won't dance
And your bunny stays in his hole
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

You pull out all the dog treats
And beg for him to bark
They go to a commercial
Cause he whizzes on his mark
You're just about to slug him
When he cuts the cheese
There's a lens in your face
And then a guy says
"Off of my set, loser!"
Puppy, you're comin' with me
And no more T.V.

Your llama won't dance
And your parrot won't play his role
Your llama won't dance
And your hamster won't climb the pole
When Letterman's around
And your pet should start to clown
The tricks they blow
Right on the show
The tricks they blow
Right on the show
The tricks they blow
Right on the show

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won't dance/llama won't dance
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Jun 07 - 08:15 PM

Any luck yet?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Momma won,t dance
From: Peace
Date: 08 Jun 07 - 09:46 AM

It was either written or sung by Rick Duncan. If you Google

"Your Llama Won't Dance"

in the quotation marks, you'll be taken to two sites, one of which may have the lyrics. Thing is, I keep getting timed out when I try to open them.

Subject: Lyr Req: Momma won,t dance
From: Hag
Date: 08 Jun 07 - 09:33 AM

Looking for lyrics to 'Your Llama Won't Dance', a parody on 'Momma Won't Dance'. Thanks Hag