BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 07 - 11:15 AM

Rapaire, you would have to own the politician before you could sell him...or her. That requires a very large amount of cash.

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Peace
Date: 01 Nov 07 - 10:00 AM

Market it as saliva. Trme on this one. Saliva sounds better than spit. As a trumpet player. Hey, Rapaire, don't saliva sound better than spit?

Spit might go for $500 a gallon. Saliva on the other hand means you should have used a handkerchief.

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Nov 07 - 09:21 AM

Can I sell some politicians on eBay? They're almost useless pieces of junk.

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Nov 07 - 12:50 AM

The ad can achieve magic if it's done up right. I once saw an ad on Ebay selling a folding work table and multi-tool thing which the guy said was the worst made piece of junk he had ever bought in his life. He went on and on about what a badly designed and totally lousy item it was, but did so in a very amusing way, including ancedotes about disastrous attempts to do craftwork using the folding work table and multi-tool thing.

It ended up selling for a surprisingly good bid...after attracting a quite extraordinary amount of attention for what was, essentially, an almost useless piece of junk. ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 01 Nov 07 - 12:34 AM

Ewwww. . . .



(good ones, Bill!)

I am actually lining up a bunch of "normal" stuff to sell on eBay. Heckvua lot of work, but it does clear the place out a little and adds some cash to the holiday coffers.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Bill D
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 06:53 PM

Great Expectorations!

"How much spit?" "How the Dickens would I know?"

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 01:45 PM

No matter what the diameter of the bottle, that's a helluva lot of spit!

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: John Hardly
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 01:43 PM

"You've got a bottle of spit three inches higher than the Rockies??"

It's a result of the global warming melt of the mile deep snows of Greenland.

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Rapparee
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 01:30 PM

You've got a bottle of spit three inches higher than the Rockies??

Subject: RE: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Amos
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 11:28 AM

Good luck with that, man.


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Subject: BS: stuff I'm gonna sell on ebay
From: Donuel
Date: 31 Oct 07 - 10:32 AM

One thing I plan to sell is the official 2007 World Series equivalent of all the spit/saliva that was spit by both teams during the 4 games. So far they fit in 2 10 gallon water bottles and look disgusting with the Red Sox bottle of spit about 3 inches higher than the Rockies. It shows that the spiting advantage translates into runs.


Grocery store stickers that you take to the store and put on various items on the shelf that say things like "now with more growth hormone!"   "Now with less lead" "fortified with ethylene glycol"

" Free E Coli "