BS: An idea for a concept for a outline of a

Subject: RE: BS: An idea for a concept for a outline of a
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Nov 07 - 08:17 PM

Bushite interviewer: "Well, David, we need someone to head over to Iraq to restore and reorganize the Iraqi stock exchange."

David: "Hey, I'd really like to have the job but I don't know much about those kinds of things. I majored in English Lit."

Interviewer: "Well, David, don't seel yourself so short. Tell me how you feel about abortion."

David: "I'm firmly aginst it but I really don't know about stock markets even though my dad dabbles in the stock market."

Interviwer: "Well, David, it's great that your dad has an interest in the stock market but I have another question for you. What do you think about, you know, homos marrying one another?"

David: "Geeze, that is a sin and I can not see where a country built on Christain beliefs can allow that to happen."

Interviewer: "Congratulations, David. You are hired. You might want to talk with your dad about stock markets before heading off to Iraq."

David: "Thank you, I'll do a bang up job for the president."

Subject: BS: An idea for a concept for a outline of a
From: Donuel
Date: 16 Nov 07 - 07:09 PM

After watching How to Succeed at Business Without Even Trying I was struck at how easy it would be to steal the entire format and apply it to the Bush Administration's
How To Suck at War Without Even Trying.
After all they point out the best way to get a new idea is to steal one.

Watching the newly graduating class of Regents college climb the Republican corporate ladder to lofty heights and the continual change of American interim Iraq govenors; Franks, Garner, Bremmer ect.

This war comedy musical could even celebrate the Fox news and defense contractor/privatized army angles. The mad cap hangings of Saddams crew is a laugh riot as the incompetant Iraqi's end up popping the heads off instead of letting them hang.

Its got everything: Sex, torture, fortunes made and stars born.

Its sort of a Producers meets How to Succeed

Think of the songs... The company way / The Republican way
I believe in you / You believe in him
A Secretary is not a toy / The Secretary is not a toy
Yer doing a great job / yer doing a heck of a job

There are plenty of gay Republicans in the news to camp the whole thing up and spill out onto the great white way.

Whadduya say kids, do ya wanna put on a play?
I thought not but the version in my head was sure entertaining at the time.

Some of you jokers are decent coemedy writers and probably have a few barbs to throw in.