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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: gnu Date: 20 Dec 07 - 12:42 PM They fold? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Dec 07 - 11:40 AM I believe that in China, they don't hold them. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Riginslinger Date: 20 Dec 07 - 11:22 AM If it stays up for more than 10 hours I think you're supposed to consult a physician. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Dec 07 - 11:09 AM I don't know any WASPs Spaw. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 20 Dec 07 - 09:37 AM So you kinda' prefer the Aryan, skinhead, neo-Nazi, separatist, militia survivalist, lifestyle out in Idaho huh? Its no wonder you're here at the 'Cat a lot Rap........Like, uh......When was the last time you had a real world talk with anyone who isn't a redneck WASP with a Glock? Well, to each his own......and in Idaho you can protect what you own with an Uzi or a grenade! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 20 Dec 07 - 08:07 AM Were you able to climb stairs? Oops, sorry. That's dachshunds. I get so confused since the time I lived in Ohio. It creeps into your brain like Mad Cow Disease and does pretty much the same thing. And living across the river from Cincinnati really brought the infection to the fore again, since I had to go into Cincinnati from time to time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 20 Dec 07 - 05:16 AM Did you give them a stiff talking to, Murray? If you were performing was it seated or standing? Did you use amplification? We need to know these things for research purposes. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Murray MacLeod Date: 19 Dec 07 - 07:18 PM MaineDog, I think that was the day I was appearing as the guest at the meeting of the NHSRS in Concord, IIRC. Call it coincidence, if you will ... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: MaineDog Date: 19 Dec 07 - 07:07 PM I remember driving to Concord NH a few years ago and encountering a portable electric sign reading something like "Warning traffic delays 8 pm -- 8 am ERECTION OF STEEL" It seems they were building a bridge or something--- wish I had my camera with me. MD |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 19 Dec 07 - 06:37 PM I would keel you for that, but it would thwart my plans. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 07 - 06:09 PM I thought it was a load of rowlocks actually, but I played along. G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 19 Dec 07 - 06:07 PM Ah! You get my punt! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 07 - 06:04 PM It's down to the scull of the operator. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 07 - 05:56 PM A woody? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 19 Dec 07 - 05:37 PM I usually use ones made of wood. They're lighter and the boat goes just as fast. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 07 - 05:18 PM Iron ore? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 19 Dec 07 - 05:07 PM Steel? No, it's made of rocks. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Riginslinger Date: 19 Dec 07 - 03:51 PM Seems like it'd be hard to steal! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Dec 07 - 03:50 PM ..........uh-huh..............Well I'll say this...It brings a whole new meaning to "getting your rocks off" ................ Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Newport Boy Date: 19 Dec 07 - 01:23 PM This thread is getting very parochial. Maybe the title puts others off. Anyway, I'll horn in on the discussion. When I dug out my drive, I found a good few large rocks. After I'd built a few rockeries, I had one or two left so I arranged them artistically. The young lad who was helping me promptly christened it "Phil's Erection". Photos Click here Eat your hearts out, Ohio boys!! Phil |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 07 - 01:17 PM "Our Father who art in Akron, Harvey be thy name" Taken from a Firestone staff magazine :) G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 07 - 01:09 PM Ain't Ohio famous for makin things outta rubber? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 19 Dec 07 - 12:57 PM Low lifes? Yeah, Spaw probably does know about low lifes. He lives in Ohio, ferchrissakes. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 07 - 12:55 PM I heard a man say he went there one Sunday, and it was closed! G |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Bill D Date: 19 Dec 07 - 12:44 PM I knew someone who spent a month in Cleveland one weekend. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 19 Dec 07 - 12:35 PM No sense arguing about it guys........Dick, if you want Cleveland the rest of the state will be happy to let you have it! Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: GUEST,Neil D Date: 19 Dec 07 - 10:57 AM From: dick greenhaus Date: 18 Dec 07 - 01:16 AM The Western Reserve is actually a part of Connecticut. Not since 1787 Dick Neil |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Dec 07 - 10:21 AM I thought that was up by the Canuck border at Viagra Falls Bill. G. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Bill D Date: 19 Dec 07 - 10:12 AM Old 97 was DErectioned...and in Virginia. But ladies should take warning, anyway. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 19 Dec 07 - 09:22 AM Is this thread about the erection of Old 97? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 07 - 05:17 AM Also depends on how many glasses you are looking through. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 19 Dec 07 - 04:40 AM You can shee mush better thru the glasses when they are full rather than they are empty... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: gnu Date: 19 Dec 07 - 04:11 AM Bil D... During my days as a building construction engineer at airports and ferry terminals, I managed many errections of various sizes and durations. Large or small, long or short, each job required going through the same motions. Ensuring the results satisfied all involved was always the objective and, of course, there was always pressure to bring jobs to a finish on time. However, safety on the job was of paramount importance. I divorced myself from managing errections over ten years ago, but I enjoyed each and every one and I'd like to get back into it some day. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Gurney Date: 19 Dec 07 - 02:08 AM Foolstroupe, you should have stopped when you needed glasses. I know, I know, you tried them, but they didn't hold enough beer. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 18 Dec 07 - 09:29 AM So the IQ doubles. Every little bit helps. I was in a graduate program in writing at good old U of A. I had to do something; my wife as attending Law School there (speciality in blimp legislation). Case 56, Ohio State 4. In football. And I'm not making it up.* Granted, the game WAS in 1907.... |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 18 Dec 07 - 05:30 AM Damn, I was looking for election threads... they told me I'd go blind, ♪ but I didn't believe them ♫ |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 07 - 05:01 AM Well Giok, at least Rap and I have given it legs to go the distance............... Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 18 Dec 07 - 04:35 AM This thread is building. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: dick greenhaus Date: 18 Dec 07 - 01:16 AM The Western Reserve is actually a part of Connecticut. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 18 Dec 07 - 12:21 AM Kent State? As in KS-0, ONG-4 (terrible joke, tragic time......... So Rap.....Are you saying that there are only 20,000 students at OSU. If every student has 2 legs and we count them all there would be about 80,000 undergraduate legs on the main campus alone! I'll grant you the IQ of 26 although I am confused as to what you did at Akron. Their only grad program is in blimp design. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Stilly River Sage Date: 17 Dec 07 - 11:56 PM oHIo Seems to me that with a name like "Ohio" it would be difficult to steal the erection. If you get my html drift. . . oIo (with editorial license) SRS |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 17 Dec 07 - 11:42 PM And just to offend ol' Spaw even more -- I got my graduate degree from Case Western Reserve University, studied some more at the U. of Akron, and took a few insignificant courses at Kent State. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 17 Dec 07 - 11:36 PM What has 40,000 legs and an IQ of 26? The student body at Ohio State! |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Art Thieme Date: 17 Dec 07 - 09:32 PM Not Ohio. Not Michigan. It was INDIA---where to Taj Mahal was done by the main man for his spouse. It was and is the largest erection man has ever had for a woman! Art |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Donuel Date: 17 Dec 07 - 09:16 PM raised the IQ of both schools. spaw, thats cold coming and going. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Amos Date: 17 Dec 07 - 09:09 PM That speaks right to the point, I would say, Bill. A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Bill D Date: 17 Dec 07 - 09:01 PM At my college, the man who led it from a municipal university to a solid member of the State school system was Harry Corbin. He also guided the construction of many new buildings....This was the final one, known for many years as "Corbin's Last Erection" . |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Dec 07 - 08:29 PM Michigan gives a lot of fine Ohio boys a chance to play football when they can't make it at Ohio State. We did have a kid transfer up to Ann Arbor though and it raised the intelligence level and GPA at both schools. Spaw |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Amos Date: 17 Dec 07 - 08:25 PM Rapaire-- read the thread, THEN post. You'd use it n one of them Princesses. "Fuchsia!!! Fuchsia!!!" |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Rapparee Date: 17 Dec 07 - 07:07 PM Hey, my nephew lives in Michigan! Well, for right now anyway. Just until he gets a better job somewhere else. Someplace like, oh, Toledo or Big Neck, Illinois. But which Ohio erection are you talking about? The one in Cleveland or the one in Cincinnati? And if you did steal it what would you DO with damned thing? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Amos Date: 17 Dec 07 - 05:26 PM Mebbe an Ohio Princess? The kind that climaxes by saying "Peach!! Let's do the ceiling in peach!" A |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: PoppaGator Date: 17 Dec 07 - 05:17 PM Who the hell would want to steal an Ohio erection? |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: frogprince Date: 17 Dec 07 - 05:06 PM Flame alert!! Flame alert!! I been a Michigander for almost 25 years now. Lots of my good friends are lifelong residents. I can guarantee you that at least 10 - 15% of them are very decent people!! Frogprince, just a few yards from 69.(The Interstate, that is) |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: Donuel Date: 17 Dec 07 - 05:01 PM Supposedly they had after dinner mints on the registration tables that had a plucky little signs: one said Republican with a smiling elephant and the other said democrat with the corresponding grnning donkey. The republican mints were made with sugar and spice and everything nice. The democratic mints were made with viagra which in 15% of the male voters resulted in the finished button being pressed prematurely. |
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Subject: RE: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: catspaw49 Date: 17 Dec 07 - 04:58 PM Yes.....Joe Offer drove through here and has had to install hydraulics to get it up. He claims his boner abilities were stolen just outside of Toledo but in point of fact he was in Michigan at the time and there's damn near nothing that bunch of lowlifes won't do. Spaw |
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Subject: BS: Ohio Erection may have been stolen. From: John MacKenzie Date: 17 Dec 07 - 04:38 PM Spaw, you know anything about this? G |
