BS: Just in case....

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jan 08 - 08:58 AM

If I'm abducted and returned to Alabama I think I'll ask the aliens to take me back.

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jan 08 - 05:51 PM

But do the use Fed Ex?

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 07:05 PM

If they get me they won't know what they have let themselves in for!

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Wesley S
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 10:05 AM

If I'm returned from outer space and land in Alabama I think I could make it the rest of the way my myself.

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: katlaughing
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:52 AM

It does say they ship worldwide! Wonder if they have franchises set up in any other galaxies...

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 09:23 AM

It's a plot to resurrect the Confederacy! Aliens abduct good God-fearin' Yankees and return them as Rebs and Secceshes!

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:08 AM

I notice that the return "address" is for the USA.

Not only that, it appears to be somewhere in Alabama.

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 08:05 AM

I thought all the aliens 'live' in Hebden Bridge........

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:26 AM

But surely there isn't an Alien in existence that doesn't know where Hebden Bridge is?
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Leadfingers
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:21 AM

Another piece of absoluely vital kit I never realised I needed

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 05:21 AM

I notice that the return "address" is for the USA.

It suggests that aliens only ever abduct Americans...

Wonder why that is?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Just in case....
From: gnomad
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 04:34 AM

Love the guarantee, that one will be hard to claim on.

Subject: BS: Just in case....
From: GUEST,PMB
Date: 14 Jan 08 - 03:20 AM

... you get abducted. They'll know where they got you from!