BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Nick E
Date: 10 Feb 08 - 09:48 PM

The performer is actualy a rat, but the piture is from the Big Tail Hair Era of the 80's

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Charley Noble
Date: 10 Feb 08 - 10:27 AM

Cool photo!

Wonder what the tuning is on his instrument. Bet he does a great rendition of "Fox on the Run" and "Found a Peanut."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 09 Feb 08 - 01:30 PM

"You may think I look silly playing this, but it's got me a lot of tail."

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 09 Feb 08 - 12:04 PM

No way! I don't do "Groundhog"!

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: redsnapper
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 12:49 PM

I'm finding the action a bit tight at the nut...

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: redsnapper
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 12:47 PM

When they said I'd get an Oak wood I never imagined this...

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: artbrooks
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 08:31 AM

This thing is too complicated...where's my bodhran?

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Feb 08 - 07:29 AM

I really wanted an autoharp, I keep losing my nuts down the sound hole on this.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 11:57 PM

At the Road Kill Cafe,
We'll do it up your way.
We'll cook it fresh right from your grill to ours,
Just scrape it off the tire and we'll toss it on the fire.
Come chew the fat at the Road Kill Cafe.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 07 Feb 08 - 11:54 PM

RACCOON

O, the raccoon got a bushy tail
And possum tail hit's bare
And the rabbit ain't got no tail atall
'Cept a little bunch o' hair.

Love, hit is a killin' fit
Beauty, hit's a blossom.
Effen yo want yo finger bit
Jes' stick it at a possum.

I tuck my gal to the barbecue
An' this is all she eat
Is a pot and a half o' Brunswick stew
And a side and a half of meat.

Love, hit is a funny thing
Shaped jes' like a lizard.
Crawls right down your backbone
Nibbles at yo gizzard.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: van lingle
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 05:26 PM

Howdy folks, I'm Bill Monrodent

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: English Jon
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 02:23 PM

Mandolin players are always checking for squirrels.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 02:16 PM

I gotta stop fretting so much.I'm too picky too.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: topical tom
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 11:32 AM

Sorry! I can only play clawhammer.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 10:43 AM

Now if it had been a squirrel playing mando, that might have been worth looking at....


LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 08:55 AM

"The things I have to do to EEEK out a living..."
"Now alI have to do is find some crossroads. Or was it cross rodents?"

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 03:05 AM

And my next tune is "The demented Tacidermist"...
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: katlaughing
Date: 31 Jan 08 - 12:33 AM

Does this sound in tune to you?

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: michaelr
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 10:47 PM

It's not a banjo or a mandolin, it's a waldzither. The only appropriate instrument for a squirrel to play.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Severn
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:17 PM

The question is not how is it he plays, but how he made it across the road to do so.

He does get some squirrelly licks on that thing though.

"Open Up Them Squirrelly Gates For Me......"

Am I in time for Fill Oaks Night?

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Emma B
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 08:10 PM

if I sing about my nuts - promise me you won't have me orchestrated!

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 07:57 PM

No, not rodent, I said Roadie!

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 07:56 PM

Haven't you ever heard of the Squirrel Nut Zippers?

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Bill D
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 06:40 PM

"wanta see me do a 'pawed' F chord?"

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:59 PM

My dog lost his nuts years ago and he misses them to this day.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:52 PM

I'll sing you a song of hunger friends,
A hunger that hurts your guts.
A song about a squirrel,
Who lost his stache of nuts!

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Emma B
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:43 PM

Not the Woodchopper's Reel again please

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:42 PM

I don't need a pick! I have claws!

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:24 PM

Yes, I'm a plucky little creature.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Little Hawk
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:23 PM

The bird feeder is empty! I am going to stand here and play "Deliverance" until you fill it up again.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:16 PM

Naw, I don't play with them chipmunks. Too nasal.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:15 PM

That'll put hair on your chest.

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:10 PM

Midchuck said he would meet me here to jam!

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Wesley S
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 05:08 PM

Wanna hear "Dueling Acorns" ??

Subject: RE: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 04:51 PM

Sorry, hit submit too quickly


http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/banjo_squirrel.jpg

No, Lady, it is not a banjo.

Subject: BS: Mando playing squirrel.... your caption
From: Alice
Date: 30 Jan 08 - 04:50 PM