BS: I don't know what to call this....

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 04:52 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 04:34 PM

Corporations are our pimps
Our Presidents act just like chimps

Times are hard we have no food
Religious nuts are all unglued

sound off
eat Spam
sound off
and eggs
sound off eat Spam and eggs
AND EGGS

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 04:30 PM

This guy was obviously really frustrated. He was under some heavy strain. I can understand that. I been in similar situations of bein' frustrated myself, but I probably woulda just shot out the TV or the tires on the girlfriend's car or somethin', cos I ain't stupid.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 04:30 PM

Wall street bums just got bailed out
We jump like sheep when Wall St. shouts.

Our country was for Liberty
But Corporations eat for free.

sound off
what for
sound off
were whores
sound off
what for
were whores
WERE WHORES

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 04:11 PM

I don't know but I've been told
John McCain is really old
We'll win this time were not failin
Our leader soon will be Palin

sound off
1, 2
Sound off
3 more
Sound off one two three more
THREE MORE!

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 03:26 PM

Or Caramel Wafers

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 03:23 PM

Yes John.. Elephants don't like penguins!

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: topical tom
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 03:02 PM

Shit! Now I suppose he'll go and re-arm himself!

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Donuel
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 01:08 PM

Dozens of gang members have killed themselves by shooting themselves in the groin and femoral artery when they shove their gun into the waistband of their undewear.BAM

we should not make any public service announcemnts about things like this. If we did it would ultimately do the gene pool harm.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Art Thieme
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 01:03 PM

...and now self gratification is out of hand too. Talk about killing 2 birds with one bullet...

She told him to, "Get off!" And he can't.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 11:24 AM

Elephants don't like penguins

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 09:53 AM

Isn't that a medical instrument for examining penguins?

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Mrrzy
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 09:41 AM

Pingueculum! (It's my new favorite word.)

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Mr Red
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 09:37 AM

Missed his funny bone - I bet.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 08:54 AM

Goes to show that some people can't do anything right.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 08:49 AM

Maybe he was just 'shooting up' ?

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 08:47 AM

A real 'shot in the arm' for male dominance eh??

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 08:19 AM

That's what happens when people and guns get loaded.

XG

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Paul Burke
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 06:25 AM

He's 'armless now, anyway.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Michael
Date: 03 Oct 08 - 05:17 AM

I'v heard about "Shotgun Weddings" but this???.
Kids these days eh?

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: catspaw49
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 11:10 PM

Feeds himself? Shitfire Rap, I'm amazed he still knows how to breathe..............

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: CarolC
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 11:08 PM

I'd call it a good reason to stop drinking. Forever.

That's going to be an interesting hangover when he wakes up.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Gurney
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 10:22 PM

I'd call it lousy aiming. He should have shot himself elsewhere and achieved a Darwin Award.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Melissa
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 10:10 PM

Emotional Blackmail seems like a good thing to call it.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: John O'L
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 09:49 PM

Fair go guys, haven't you ever shot yourself when the missus turned you down? I do it all the time.

Oh, have I said too much again?

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Charley Noble
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 08:02 PM

I almost wish he'd been a better shot.

He was probably trying to shoot himself in the head, or was it his foot?

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 07:57 PM

"By God woman, if you don't screw me I'll...I'll...shoot myself in the arm and them go into the kitchen and knock myself out on the oven! That'll fix ya, ya bitch!"

I wonder how this guy feeds himself.

Subject: RE: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: bobad
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 07:51 PM

In the US there are too many people owning guns who shouldn't.

Subject: BS: I don't know what to call this....
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Oct 08 - 07:46 PM

...I really don't.

FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) -- Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him. The Lee County Sheriff's Office reported that a 29-year-old man and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning.

The girlfriend told deputies that her boyfriend wanted to get intimate, but she just wanted to go to sleep. When she refused, he became irate.

Authorities said the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies her boyfriend came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen before falling into the oven, knocking himself unconscious.

The man was treated for two gunshot wounds to the arm and was taken to jail.

The man was charged with threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling. He was being held on $100,000 bail.