BS: Cat Walks Into Bar ...your caption

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From: topical tom
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:46 PM

LOL Great video, Adrien! You made me choke on my wine!

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From: Mickey191
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:06 PM

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From: Alice
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:23 PM

A cute cat walks into a bar and sits down next to a flea.
The flea asks, "You come in here often?"
Kitty says, "Is that the best line you've got?"
He says, "Well, it's a flealine."

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From: Alice
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:19 PM

A very large cat walks into a bar.
He says to the bartender, "I'll have a beer....
............. and some of those peanuts.
Barkeep says, "Why the big pause?"

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From: Alice
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:07 PM

Cat walks into a bar with a newt in a fishbowl.
Barkeep says, What do you call that thing?
Cat say, I call him Tiny... cause he's my newt.

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From: Alice
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:05 PM

Cat walks into a bar with a parrot on his head.
The barkeep says, Can I help you?
The parrot say, YES! Can you get this cat off my butt?

Subject: RE: BS: Cat Walks Into Bar ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 09:04 PM

Cat walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his belly.
The barkeep says, What's that for?
Cat says, It's driving me nuts.

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From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 08:54 PM

Hey Puss. What's your sign?

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From: Beer
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 08:44 PM

Sorry to divert a bit but after reading what cat's wrote I remembered this. Hope it is new to you.
Beer (adrien)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OpuuAa7gdE

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From: Severn
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 02:34 PM

Can we recycle the old "Gin And Cat-atonic" joke here again (Chased with a Catnip & Tuck)?

"Well, here's Mudcat in yer eye!"

"I just had to hit the 19th hole on my way back from the lynx....."

"Feed the kitty, or I'll up your auntie!"

"What drew me to this saloon was the sanded floor!"

I'll be in the cathouse while I'm here and the doghouse when I get home!"

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From: catspaw49
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 12:10 PM

Let's move on from cats...........

Elephant walks into a steam bath and sits down. Looks at the guy on the bench opposite him and says, "That's kinda' cute but can you actually breathe through that thing?"

Spaw

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From: katlaughing
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 11:45 AM

Oh gawd, Barry! *groan*!! LMAO!!

"Tell Miss Kitty to come have a drink with me!"

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From: Barry Finn
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 10:15 AM

Cat Walks Into Bar and says
"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw"

Barry

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From: Mr Red
Date: 16 Feb 09 - 05:48 AM

A cat steps into a bar and goes squelch.
It was a Mars bar (on a very hot day).

OK! I'll get my fur coat.................

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From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:29 PM

A horse canters up to the bar and orders a martini.
The barkeep serves the martini saying, "that'll be seventeen-fifty."
The horse gives him a twenty.
When the barkeep brings the change he tells dobbin, "Ya know, we don't get many horses in this place."
"At these prices, I know I won't be back," replies the horse.

Subject: RE: BS: Cat Walks Into Bar ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:25 PM

A cat walks into a bar after having to wait outside
and pay a cover charge.
It was a fee line.

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:18 PM

Cat walks into a bar and announces
I can lick everybody in here
including myself.

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From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 08:02 PM

LOL

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 07:58 PM

LOL, John, good one!

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From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 07:46 PM

Keep'em coming, and put it on my tabby!

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From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 07:27 PM

I agree about texting, Alice. The cigarette ads weren't supposed to be for kids, either, but they saw them. I know, I am just being a pedant, today.:-)

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From: Nick E
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 06:55 PM

I'm just here trying to pick up some pussy.

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 06:37 PM

I think it is texting that is dumbing down youngsters language skills, not lolcats.
The average lolcat viewer is a 50age something female (who probably has a liberal arts degree).

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From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 06:31 PM

I get it, esp. in view of the Spawspeak and Bobertspeak we have around here, but what bothers me is there are kids looking at those, kids who use abbreviated language to text, who are not learning correct spellings and grammar. This according to several teachers I've spoken with recently. It's cute, I guess, but I'd prefer the more erudite felinespeak as Ebbie notes.:-)

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From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 04:49 PM

LH - I'm with you... what is it with 'loose' instead of 'lose'?

There's an advert for mouthwash doing the rounds in the UK at the moment, where the strap line loudly declares 'wake up your mouth!'... drives me nuts to the point of shouting at the posters on the Tube.

'Karbeep, another vermouse please!'

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cat Walks Into Bar ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 01:06 PM

It's not the cats, its the crazy cat ladies that speak lolspeak. They are the ones putting lols in the cats' mouths.

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From: Ebbie
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 01:02 PM

Ah ha! This opens the way to my asking this question: Where did people get the idea that cats are illiterate, have heavy accents and use ungrammatical sentence construction?

It is my opinion that far from being that, cats are erudite and have great disdain for the willingness of dogs to kowtow to humans' expectations.

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:54 PM

The guy with the parrot on his shoulder quietly slips out the back door.

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From: topical tom
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:48 PM

One salmon juice, straight up.I don't to be a tight pussy when I walk out of here.

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From: topical tom
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:46 PM

I'll have anything but that wine,"cat's pee on a gooseberry bush".

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From: topical tom
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:44 PM

Make mine a double catnip with a tuna twist.

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:29 PM

link to lolcats comments...where these photos originate
"Da preest anna rabbi move quietly to the far end ob the bar and the drummer and de trombone plaer move to the far uther end..."

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:18 PM

As an example, this is from the comments on lolcats under this "cat in the bar" photo:

"Sayin who's insted of whose is totly inekskyoozable, even fur lolcats.

Dachannian is ryte ob korse anywun fluent in lolspeek noes dat the prawper spellin is 'Huze'."

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:18 PM

Oh, I see...

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From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:10 PM

If you read the comments on the lolcats web site, you will see that most of the posters have a running joke about apostrophes. Some very literate people enjoy mangling the language on that site. Knowing correct grammar is essential to "getting" all the humor posted there.

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From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:09 PM

"Mine's on Bert."

Sillies! :~)

~S~

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From: Mickey191
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:02 PM

A double for the lady.

You live with your Mom?

Bartender, Cancel that order!

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From: katlaughing
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 12:02 PM

I love these pictures, but my old English & Latin teacher, Mrs. Worcester, is always in my ear when I read them...she loathed such misspellings and grammar mistakes and never missed an opportunity to point them out. The one that sticks with me is "Winston takes good like a cigarette should" ought to be as a cigarette should. But, I confess, I don't like the proliferation of silly spellings for captions any more than she would have. Personal preference and, as I said, I do enjoy the photos!

This one? "Play it again, Sam?"

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From: Leadfingers
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 11:56 AM

Theres no end of way's to misuse apostrophe's

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From: Little Hawk
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 11:50 AM

First, I have one question: Why can't people spell the word "whose" anymore?

And my caption is:

"Hey! Whose shoe do I have to crap in around here to get served?"

Subject: BS: Cat Walks Into Bar ...your caption
From: Alice
Date: 15 Feb 09 - 11:23 AM

Paws for refreshment