I've bought a stumpet

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Peace
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 04:48 PM

When the P is silent you're either still in bed or pissin' on the side of the bowl.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: My guru always said
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 05:25 PM

The word 'bought' had me more confused.... skipy is a Master at 'finding' stuff *grin*

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Gurney
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 04:00 PM

If the P is silent, doesn't that make it a phonetic 'transoline?'

Thet sounds like something that you smear on the bedroom doorknob to stop the kids intruding on tender moments.

I used to say "The P is silent, as in 'Ladies Lavatory,'" but I'm better behaved nowadays.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Feb 09 - 04:23 AM

It's a small trampoline, with an added s.
The p is silent, as in swimming.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Gurney
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 10:39 PM

Ok, John MacKenzie, I give up. What is a strampette?
Oh. A very small bag-lady, with a lisp?

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: MartinRyan
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 10:18 AM

It's all a game, really....

Regards

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: frogprince
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 10:05 AM

Okay, I read the linked definition of a stumpet; the definition sounded like something run through a couple of successive translations in babblefish.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Rapparee
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 09:08 AM

Looks like chocolate.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: MartinRyan
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 06:44 AM

Here you go!

Regards

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 05:50 AM

Now, where would one wear one of those, John?

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 04:37 AM

There is a strampette for sale locally if you're interested Skipy

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 04:11 AM

Pump it GS, pump it!

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 02:47 AM

Rather have a nice crumpet or two LOL

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: GUEST,Jayto
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 01:51 AM

Hey I know what a strumpet is!! I'm just not sure where to find one. I live out in the country so.....ugh another lonely night I guess lol jk.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Peace
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 01:08 AM

You bought a strumpet? Hope ya put a raincoat on My Happy.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Gurney
Date: 23 Feb 09 - 01:04 AM

I'm not contributing to this thread, because I know what a strumpet is.




Ooops

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Jayto
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 10:32 PM

Jayto and the Strumpetteers like the sound of that.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Joe_F
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 10:08 PM

Pound the strumpet till around
You make the list'ning hills resound.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: maeve
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 08:33 PM

I's rather grow some angels' trumpets in the flower garden.

maeve

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Rapparee
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 08:28 PM

It's a misspelling. It should be "stumpette" -- a smaller, more petite stump. I don't know why anyone would buy one when you can cut down a little bush or tree yourself.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: GUEST,Slag
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 07:58 PM

This has me stumped.

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: artbrooks
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 07:27 PM

I always thought they were rented?

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: The Vulgar Boatman
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 06:14 PM

Reminds me of the Bold Princess Royal - "With a loud-speaking strumpet, 'whence came you?' he cried..."

Subject: RE: I've bought a stumpet
From: Ron Davies
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 06:13 PM

Or, as they said on My Music: "She has played the trumpet in my bed."

Subject: I've bought a stumpet
From: skipy
Date: 22 Feb 09 - 06:10 PM

Strumpet even! Not true but if I had the cash, I might!
Skipy