BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 11:19 AM

I knew if I fed you a straight line, you'd...LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 08:58 AM

Too late fir that, Rap... (cough)...

B;~)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 08:58 AM

TOBACCO! I meant TOBACCO! Like in roll-yer-own cigarettes. Certainly not that whacky tobacky! How would it get in there? BOBERT sure wouldn't do anything like that! Prince Albert or Bull Durham or somethin'!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: jacqui.c
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 08:45 AM

Sounds like the voice of experience there Rap.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Rapparee
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 08:41 AM

Look: Get the keyboard. Turn it upside down and shake out the "crumbs." There's probably a kilo or more in there. Keep you in smoke for a pretty long time.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: SINSULL
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 08:07 AM

Oh - I misunderstood and heard "Stoned" people. I figured Bobert's keyboard was right in there.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: katlaughing
Date: 26 Feb 09 - 12:58 AM

katlaughing only uses real StonePeople, not plastic crap!**bg** Not even to prolong its life!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Skivee
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 09:46 PM

Hey, Bobert. If your dead keyboard and my dead keyboard (yes, I've got one, too) got together, would they make little baby zombie keyboards? Maybe zombie door entry keypads or sompthin'

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 09:27 PM

Not ME! No, Ma'am! Unh-UH! I didn't do nothin'. No way. Nope. Not at all.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 09:19 PM

Uh Oh
What have you been up to, Rap?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 09:06 PM

Gee, I thought Sins had it up to several thousand US dollars, last I saw.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:58 PM

I can see katlaughing taking the little keys and making one of a kind necklaces out of your dead keyboard. It will live again and be cherished,

I really do have to get a life...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:54 PM

http://www.mudcat.org/auction/threads.cfm

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:52 PM

Twelve bucks, ya say???

Hey, that is a lotta dough... Why din't ya'll say we were into the big bucks???

Hey, if we got 12 bucks fir this worn out thing, as long as it will be respected, then...

...let 'er rip...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: wysiwyg
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:48 PM

It was up to $12 the last time I looked. The Auction link is up top of the page, in green-blue, alongside "Personal Page" but a little fuhthuh to the right.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: jacqui.c
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:47 PM

I will be very disappointed if you pull the poor keyboard from the auction sir.

I was going to do the Ebay thing and go in last minute with the winning bid. you know that I would be the perfect custodian for this wonderful relic.

This is an article to treasure. This little keyboard has been honoured with the touch of your finger over so many years that it is now steeped in Bobertness and needs to be placed in its own little shrine and revered.













Most of the time, anyway. It can go down to the cellar whenever you upset the Mudcat Womenz again.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:42 PM

Sins,

I don't have a clue where the auction is even held??? I don't know if my every deceased keyboeard brought 50 cents or two bucks... I do know that it was slimey to create a thread about it being auctioned off as a way to rant about copy-cat threads...

I mean, gosh... If it were anyone's family member that was dead would folks be usin' the corpse to rant about petty peeves..

I am thoroughly disgusted...

BTW, how much did the dead keyboard bless its heart, bring???

And belive me, it is dead... This ain't no joke... It's dead...

(Well, BOberdz, it could be fixed, couldn't it...)

Forget it, fir $15 verses spending a couple thousand to rebuild it, I'll take the 15 bucks...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: SINSULL
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:17 PM

Bobert and Mr. Keyboard,
Please put this all in perspective. Poor Joe was looking at the auction and saw that there was a real possibility that the keyboard would bring in more cash than his sorry, bony butt. He ranted a bit. It's over and now we are all back to playing nice. Given that the keyboard has seemingly recovered, isn't it a bit harsh to expose him on a mountain without even the company of a dead mouse?

By the way, you owe several of us BIG TIME. We put in bids on Bro'Joe just to assuage his wounded ego. What do I do with him if I win. I have more uses for a dead keyboard!

SINS

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 08:08 PM

Well, I fir one, ain't copy catted nuthin'... All my stuff is all me... Okay, it may be stupid sometimes but it ain't copied... It's the real Bobert deal...

That's my story an'...

(Well, Boberdz, that is copyin'...)

Okay, forget it... It ain't my story but I'm stickin' to my "I don't copy" until someone comes up with pictorial evidence to the contrary...

I don't copy!!!

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: GUEST,Sorcha
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 07:54 PM

Sorry, but it's just MORE silly stupid stuff, IMO. And IMO, the Cat is NOT what it 'used to be'. It used to be a GREAT place to make friends, now, don't try that. You'll just get shot down.

Just copy cat stuff, flames and trolls even in the Music section and stupid stuff from fake Guests like the above.

I'm sorry, but it's really, truly gone all clannish, and NO amounts of reading, searching, etc, is ever going to fix that. If you aren't an In Member, you get flamed. I've seen it too many times.

Another thing is that 'crap' singers are TERRIBLY over appreciated, while 'just instrumentalsists' are treated as garbage no matter HOW GOOD they are. You better SING or you are NOTHING here.

I've SEEN and experienced this and at least one VERY good picker has pretty much left because of it.

Stuff can also get REAL personal too....and some people can truly get away with ANYTHING, even personal attacks while others can't even use a consistent 'guest' name without it being stolen.

I will continue to post once in a while, but as a Guest. I will log in once in a while to collect PM stuff.

It's not really the Mudcat, it's just SOME MudCATTERS and SOME admin people.

The DT continues to be invaluable even for non singers like me.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: GUEST,bobert's keybroad-sneeking in
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:50 PM

I ain'r ded,Im olny slepping.

Reports of my deth have bin grately exsgerated. I can still say a thang or too.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:35 PM

What'd I do???

Hey, can't we all just get along???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Sorcha
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:32 PM

Oh for gods sake. This takes the cake.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:28 PM

Bobert wears high heels. Stiletto heels, in fact. Red ones.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:25 PM

I do, Eb...

I am plannin' a very respctfull burial up on top of the mountain in a special spot that I've found... Nice views and lots of nice flowering mountain laurel and native azaleas...

I think it would like that...

Sniff...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:22 PM

I like it: Iron-heeled Capitalist! I didn't notice if Bobert wears iron heels; I'll have to check. But it wouldn't surprise me- nothing surprises me any more.

lol

Cherish your keyboard, Beaubeer.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Rapparee
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:15 PM

FREE DEAD KEYBOARDS FROM THE OPPRESSION OF THE IRON-HEELED CAPITALISTS!!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:12 PM

I would, Eb, but its like, ahhhhhhh, dead... Well, okay, it might type a few letters but it's dead other than that so I'm kinda having to play de facto power of attorney here...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 06:10 PM

Bobert, please let the keyboard speak for itself. Speak of respect. Hmmmpff

Subject: BS: Bobert Pulls Dead Keyboard From Auction
From: Bobert
Date: 25 Feb 09 - 05:29 PM

Hurrrummmpppfffttt!!!

That's it...

It bad enough to be a dead and worn out keyborad but now in the other thread my dead keyboard (sniff...) is being used as a vehicle around which folks are circling to beef about copy-cat threads...

Hey, why not have just started a thread on copy-cats???

I meam, have ya'll have any respect for the dead, 'er what...

Don't naswer that 'casue I'm about to tell ya'... Nope, not an ounce of respect and that concerns me that whoever would by my dead keyboard would show it no more respect once they have it than they are showing now...

So, I've decided that a proper burial is in order... Ya'll can bit and send yer money to Max, or whoever, but the keyboard ain't leavin' this farm...

Period...

Bobert and his dead keyboard