BS: Viagra on sale in UK

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From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 04:39 PM

Well, a bruised ego anyway....

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From: frogprince
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 03:36 PM

He might not be dead, Rap, but he'd be a broken man.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 03:27 PM

Slam the lid shut. If he yells he's not dead yet.

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 11:57 AM

Peace.. I like the tent idea... it could be used for down and out women....LOL

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From: jeddy
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 11:20 AM

you could always use it as a flagpole!!

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From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 11:02 AM

Throw a camouflage net over it!

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From: Peace
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 02:26 AM

Throw a tarp over it and, VOILA, aquick tent.

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From: Georgiansilver
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 02:23 AM

Jeddy.... lie him face up... make a strategic hole in the coffin and pop the item through... then saw it off and it would look like a knot in the wood!!! Simple!

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Rapparee
Date: 19 Jun 09 - 12:03 AM

Which brings to mind a dirty joke:

The mortician came to the wife and said, "We have a problem. Your husband has a...well, an erection...and we can't get it down. What should we do? We can't close the casket as it is."

The wife said, "Just cut it off and stick it up his...rear end."

The mortician shrugged and after be reassured that it was the widow's actual desire, he did so.

The next day at the viewing the widow noticed a small tear in her late husband's eye. She leaned close and whispered, "Hurts, doesn't it?"

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: jeddy
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 08:58 PM

i wonder what happens if you O.D.?how would they bury you? facedown i would think with a hole in the bottom. i suppoes if you ladid him face up you would have alot of smiles at his funeral.

jade x x

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: GUEST,BanjoRay
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 08:47 PM

Cheaper to splint it with rhubarb.
Ray

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:38 PM

That about says it . . . .

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From: DougR
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:33 PM

David Letterman had better start watching his back.

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:27 PM

Erector sets . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:24 PM

A truckload of viagra was stolen in Edmonton yesterday. The police are looking for hardened criminals.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 06:17 PM

Personally I don't think we should 'stand' for it!!!! My auntie puts it in my uncles bedtime drink,,, she says it stops him falling out of bed!

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Folkiedave
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 05:09 PM

I take it to stop rolling out of bed.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 05:06 PM

This thread could be combined with the one on easily-set-up tents.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: catspaw49
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 05:04 PM

The generic is available now in England at a greatly reduced price. Ask for mycoxaphalin.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 05:03 PM

The price is stiff enough . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 04:58 PM

A friend of mine from down south asked me to price viagra here in Canada. Turns out they pay about seven times more for it.

I guess Canucks are a bunch of cheap fuckers.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: bobad
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 04:45 PM

That should get a rise out of people.

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From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 04:30 PM

Gives a whole new meaning to "Up England!"

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From: frogprince
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 03:53 PM

"Like the Mary Ellen Carter....


                        ...RISE AGAIN!"

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: bubblyrat
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 03:49 PM

I expect some people even came on the bus.....Thankfully, I have no need of such medicinal assistance as yet ,although,who knows ??Sixty three next year, so anything might happen ( or not !).

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: gnu
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 12:20 PM

Buddy asks the druggist to cut the pills in eight rather than the usual four.

But, that won't give you a full erection.

I'm ninety. I just want it out far enough to avoid pissing on my shoes.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 10:01 AM

Didja know Viagra and Cialis, which appear to be in competition, are from the same drug company? Scary. A monopoly on erections?

No, really-- think about it.

OK I know the men can't, but the wimminz oughtta think about the ramifications of it. Ooops, no-- REALLY.

One company, in charge of the baby-boomers' sex lives. You think the impending Water War is gonna be scary-- when the whole nation is screaming for erections, what will be the cost/blackmail/linked "programs"?

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Tug the Cox
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 09:47 AM

I put Viagra into my eye-drops. makes me look hard.

Subject: RE: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: artbrooks
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 08:55 AM

"We had men coming...from all over." One wonders what else they were selling.

Subject: BS: Viagra on sale in UK
From: Michael
Date: 18 Jun 09 - 07:24 AM

Just read on PA news that some Boot's Pharmacies will start selling Viagra without prescription.


"During a pilot in Manchester, men travelled from all over the country to use the service, said pharmacist James Longden, who led the trial.

He said: "We had men coming not just from the North West but from all over."

So, powerful stuff then!

Mike