BS: Shane sighting!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM

Or I should say, "her" own past.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:37 PM

Offiser Dana has her own past....

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:36 PM

Shhhhh!!! I'm just trying to make poor Shane feel better about the situation, man. Clam up, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Amos
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:33 PM

Her? G'wan, I doubt she's ever blown anything badly in her life. One look shows you she's a nach'l, with an eye foir living right and doing well by doing good. Which includes staying the fuvck away from skanky losers like your friend, there, eh? No hosers need apply.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:21 PM

No doubt. After all, he's famous, eh? Boy, Officer Dana will really suffer some major regrets after he's been taken by some local wet T-shirt contest winner and can no longer be hers, eh? THEN she will realize how badly she blew it!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:15 PM

Yup. He's just gotta get it out of his system before he is ready to settle down and choose one to be faithful to. Hopefully, he'll choose a lite beer on accounta, once ya settle down, yer middle starts to settle too. Once he does that, the local fluff will be on him like hornets on a dead pike.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 01:03 PM

Yeah. He's a legend, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: gnu
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 12:57 PM

Shane is actually a dashing and suave catch for many of the girls in Black Fly country.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Jul 09 - 08:38 AM

Nah, I don't WANT to see Shame. I did once and I immediately had to have my glasses prescription changed -- he'd burned out the Ugly Filters.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Gurney
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 11:01 PM

Don't be shy, Rap! Tell it like you see it!

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 10:07 PM

How in the world could anyone mistake such a fetid, dirty, sludge-like, creeping, toe-licking, nose-picking, drooling, tooth-sucking, slime of regurgitated frog feces as Shame McBride with anyone else in the entire Universe?

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 07:41 PM

That's good. Don will be glad to see him back home, cos blood is thicker than beer, eh? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Sandy Mc Lean
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 07:37 PM

He escaped on The Cat, the ferry from Bar Harbor to Nova Scotia, the home of Keith's beer. The Nova Scotia government has agreed to give him six dozen cans of Keith's and a one way ticket to Blind River if he will promise not to return.

The Cat

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 06:45 PM

It sort of figures that Shane would head straight for a place called "Bar Harbor", doesn't it? He probably misunderstood the meaning of the "Bar" part.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Rapparee
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:08 PM

We'll know soon enough. The Bar Harbor Police aren't gentle with illegal aliens, and there's no one more alien than ol' Shame. I understand that even his DNA has disowned him.

Subject: RE: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Rasener
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 03:08 PM

I think I have just seen him on Telly, under the name of Shane Warne commentating on the Ashes test match between England & Australia.

Subject: BS: Shane sighting!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 09 - 02:13 PM

Thanks to Ron Davies for providing the following article on another thread:

AP: Police say a homeowner in Maine used beer to entice an intoxicated intruder to leave. The intruder didn't realize that it was a nonalcoholic beer. Bar Harbor police say the homeowner awoke early Monday to find 22-year-old Scott Cote-- (I first typed Sott)--in the bedroom and used the beer to convince him to move on. Police say they found the suspect breaking into cars a short time later and arrested him after he fled into some woods.


It seems that Shane was recently released from the Barrie jail where he had been incarcerated after an embarrassing incident at Orillia's Mariposa Folk Festival. Upon release in Barrie, he departed for parts unknown. He hasn't been seen back in Blind River since then. I'm betting that he got down to Maine somehow, and that this Scott Cote character was actually Shane McBride using an alias. Anyone want to take bets?