BS: Things To Do On The Roof

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Mysha
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 02:02 PM

"See heaven much better"?

Bye
                                                                  Mysha

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Smedley
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 07:34 AM

My partner's brother used to work for the local town council as a gardener. One year, when he & his colleagues were planting bulbs that would flower in a couple of months' time, in the flower beds at the centre of the town's main roundabouts, they were told they were going to be made redundant because of funding cuts.

They carried on planting the bulbs, and when they flowered later in the year every roundabout had a big floral display that spelled BOLLOCKS.

(Happily, photographs were taken before the council rushed to dig them all up.)

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 07:27 AM

Marijuana growers in rural parts of the county in which I live are fond of mowing or tilling messages into unused farm fields. They're intended for pilots of anti-drug aerial surveillance planes. Any guesses as to what they usually say? (Hint: It's usually a two word phrase and the scond word is "YOU".)

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Mr Happy
Date: 10 Dec 09 - 06:46 AM

Always liked this one http://www.headington.org.uk/shark/ best!

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 03:55 PM

And I thought I had problems with the splayed pantihose full of salt on my roof.

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Mrrzy
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 03:52 PM

No, you don't!

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Gurney
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 03:43 PM

You hope that one day they'll grow up, but.....

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Rasener
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 10:05 AM

Saw that yonks ago.

The lad is a right knob.

However, it could be a helicopter landing pad, that turned out to look a bit like a tadger.

Subject: RE: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: open mike
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 09:14 AM

oh! i thought it might have to do with
Old St. Nick and some reindeer going
click, click, click...

Subject: BS: Things To Do On The Roof
From: Smedley
Date: 09 Dec 09 - 07:41 AM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/hi/newsbeat/newsid_7961000/7961224.stm