BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Genie
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 12:42 PM

Brings to mind the old joke about the two necrophiliacs who were walking by a mortuary, when one said to the other "Wanta stop in for a cool one?"

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 13 Jan 10 - 10:50 AM

""There was a study published while back that said that Englishmen average about 5" wasn't there? This guy must be from somewhere else.""

Not at all!

He's just at the opposite end of the scale from traffic wardens.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 10:46 AM

Congratulations Mr Red, thread number 69!!

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Mr Red
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 08:42 AM

Now that's what I call coming in from the cold.............

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Hamish
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 06:08 AM

When I said I fancied a Magnum...

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 05:47 AM

Have an ice day now!

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 04:57 AM

Why thanks Gurney.

"Waiter! I'd like a Long Snow Screw"
"Would madam like ice with that?"

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:34 AM

Didn't realise we were having a caption competition. How about:—

Oooh la-la - mais c'est vrai ce-qu'on dit des anglais: forts mais froids

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Gurney
Date: 12 Jan 10 - 01:28 AM

Michael gets my vote in the caption contest! 04:50pm.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: mousethief
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 11:39 PM

There was a study published while back that said that Englishmen average about 5" wasn't there? This guy must be from somewhere else.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 05:42 PM

I must just, slip into something cool

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 05:09 PM

"Who among us could maintain a stiffy like that, at that temperature?"

Gee...if SHE is warm, what's the problem? In my younger days, I.....

...anyway, I'm glad I haven't had to deal with such things in many years.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 04:54 PM

They are filming 'Ice Cold in Alex', so now you know one of their names.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael
Date: 11 Jan 10 - 04:50 PM

"Bugger me it's cold today"

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Acorn4
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 06:15 PM

Blackpool, Morecambe, Brighton ? Surely Shaftesbury must be in the running?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: frogprince
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 05:40 PM

Had a busy day, and didn't get back to see Ebbie's question; I'm the one standing up; the artist just did the other figure from his imagination; however, if you could see the other one better, you could see that it's a female; just a matter of my own preference...

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: bfdk
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 06:10 AM

There are more snow people in this gallery, but I've no idea how long that link will... er... stay up. A few of them have been caught in compromising situations.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 05:40 AM

Hardy Wallbanger, on the rocks, shock!

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Mo the caller
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 04:06 AM

You haven't told us how long the unexpergated version stayed there.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 04:00 AM

But, Will, how do we know if we are offended, UNLESS we look?

Exactly! A cunning plan of mine, designed within the limitations of the Mudcat Thread Title Length. I'd be interested in alternative titles for this thread - sticking strictly within the 40 (?) letters allowed in a thread title. Titles must express explicit snow rudeness and the possibility of some potential readers to be shocked...

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Gurney
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 10:50 PM

LH, he doesn't NEED to concentrate, hung like that!


But, Will, how do we know if we are offended, UNLESS we look?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Genie
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 07:19 PM

"Maintain," Don?
How many guys could achieve something like that in the first place?   (Especially in freezing temps.)

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 07:08 PM

It's amazing what enough Viagra can do, isn't it, Don?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 07:05 PM

I'm lost in admiration.

Who among us could maintain a stiffy like that, at that temperature?

At 32degrees fahrenheit, the problem isn't using it, it's finding it.

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 06:18 PM

Turned to salt, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 05:17 PM

That's what happens to people who do that kind of thing in the open in this kind of weather...

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 04:32 PM

ooh

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Genie
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 04:24 PM

I guess that's what you call a snow job?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Jim Dixon
Date: 09 Jan 10 - 04:19 PM

You'd think pictures of "rude snowmen" (snow couples, etc.) would be easy to find on the Internet, but they're not.

Google Images has a few promising thumbnails, but when you click on them, you find that they've been removed, or else the link takes you to a porn site with no snowmen at all.

I'm disappointed.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 10:44 PM

From: frogprince - PM
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:31 PM

"I darn near froze to death posing for that."

Which one is you? :)

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 06:04 PM

Well he's certainly blocking someone's passage

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 06:03 PM

That's not rude, it's exhibitionism. Now, if they were doing it while blocking the aisle in the supermarket, that would be rude.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: GUEST,Den
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:58 PM

Excellent, very funny. I see some witt has it and another on flickr.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mudcat_cafe/

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:54 PM

Its just that I can see something red sticking out of its backside.

Nah - it's a Coke can lying in the snow on the pavement.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:52 PM

Gross!!

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Rasener
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:49 PM

Has that snowman shagging the death out of the one lying over the wall got hemorrhoids? Its just that I can see something red sticking out of its backside.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:31 PM

I darn near froze to death posing for that.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: robomatic
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:31 PM

I tried looking at it at work, and it was a policy offense (I thought they looked for jpegs full of flesh tones).

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 03:56 PM

There's no business, like snow business   ♫쳌ô♫

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bill D
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 03:46 PM

So THAT'S why Frosty, the Snowman was "a jolly, happy soul"!

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Ruth Archer
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 03:42 PM

Who says it's a lady? I assumed they were both blokes...

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Lizzie Cornish 1
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 03:31 PM

It's the look of joy on his face!

But as Little Hawk points out, I don't think he's er...in love with his Snowlady...

Do you think we should tell her?

I just hope this Snowman isn't related...

I'll always look at snowmen in a different way now..

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 03:21 PM

Is that rhyming slang?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 02:57 PM

It's certainly a front

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 02:05 PM

To be frank, it looks like the Morecambe seafront. And I know Morecambe extremely well. It's almost certainly either Morecambe or Blackpool.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Smedley
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 01:54 PM

I've been sent this by three different friends already & now it's even in Mudcat!! It is already becoming the stuff of myth, as I was told it was 'constructed' in Brighton, London, Kent and now we have a bid by Blackpool.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Donuel
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 01:35 PM

don't look if offended.

what a marvelous anchronistic oxymoron.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 01:24 PM

What a showoff! You'd think he'd have the decency to focus on his partner rather than acting like a performing seal at the circus.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: wysiwyg
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 01:20 PM

Guess I'll have to save THAT photo into the "Mudcatters" pix folder and then guests can guess whoses they REALLY ises.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Ebbie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 11:49 AM

LOL I especially like his grin.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: The Sandman
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 11:48 AM

"s no accounting for taste

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: topical tom
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 11:43 AM

I guess Frosty got bored and REALLY went to town.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: olddude
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 11:24 AM

How do you get people to look, just say don't look LOL
OH MY GOSH ... I bet a lot of cars are off the road with that one LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: greg stephens
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 11:21 AM

However appalling the conditions, the English can always rise to the occasion.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Lighter
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 10:09 AM

I saw a nearly identical snow sculpture on an American university campus in the mid to late '70s.

It even made the front page of the campus paper.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Leadfingers
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 09:14 AM

SINS - Shouldnt worry - Take it from me , its ROOOD !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: theleveller
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 08:36 AM

Hilarious! I wonder how many accidents it's caused to passing motorists.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 08:33 AM

Blocked by Barracuda. Just have to use my imagination.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 08:05 AM

VERY good, John!! :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 08:01 AM

that explains why the eyes are pointing in different directions....

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 07:31 AM

The one standing up is Gordon Brown, and the one draped helplessly over the wall, is the British electorate.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: GUEST,Lizzie Cornish
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 07:20 AM

Being a lady, I didn't look.

What's it a picture of? (Innocent, chuckling smiley) :0)

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 07:15 AM

What gets me is the fact that the snowman is waving to witnesses while in flagrante delicto.

You'd think he'd be completely focussed on the eerrr..... job at hand?

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 07:10 AM

Quick!! Before the friction melts it ******

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Jim Carroll
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 07:01 AM

Can't acccuse them of being frigid
Jim Carroll

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: MGM·Lion
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 06:55 AM

The Michael above is not me — but LoL from me too; and snowballs 2U!

Michael GM

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 06:41 AM

Oops didn't meam to do that.
It got me all of a fluster!
Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Michael
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 06:39 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 06:09 AM

LOL again
Happy new year, Richard - nice to see you back.

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:53 AM

So that's snowballing!

Subject: RE: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Bonnie Shaljean
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:51 AM

LOL !!

Subject: BS: Rude snow couple. Don't look if offended
From: Will Fly
Date: 08 Jan 10 - 05:46 AM

If you're offended by explicit snow people doing naughty things in the snow, then don't click on the link to this picture which was sent me by an old jazz musician friend.

The sculpture was created by a jazz guitarist in Blackpool, UK...