BS: REAL sexual passion!

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 01:23 PM

Kat's clip goes to show that there are Muslims who are just about exactly as crazy as Pat Robertson.

The clip of the grebs is beautiful, but aren't you all ashamed of yourselves for watching them plucking each other?

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 01:08 PM

Said the cleric to the immodestly dressing young woman after the earthquake, "It's all your fault!" (you may have had to attend a geology class to appreciate the pun or not)

Geology rocks!

Charley Igneous Noble

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: katlaughing
Date: 19 Apr 10 - 12:58 PM

Apparently the earth really moves when women in Iran are "promiscuous:"

BEIRUT -- A senior Iranian cleric says women who wear revealing clothing and behave promiscuously are to blame for earthquakes.

Iran is one of the world's most earthquake-prone countries, and the cleric's unusual explanation for why the earth shakes follows a prediction by President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that a quake is certain to hit Tehran and that many of its 12 million inhabitants should relocate.

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media.

Women in the Islamic Republic are required by law to cover from head to toe, but many, especially the young, ignore some of the more strict codes and wear tight coats and scarves pulled back that show much of the hair.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble?" Sedighi asked during a prayer sermon Friday. "There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes."

more at clickety-clack.

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Rowan
Date: 12 Apr 10 - 12:24 AM

It's probably not a good idea for any of us to try mating in the air.

When I was being an air observer at Jindabyne during the 2003 fires there was a fair amount of downtime, sitting in the aircrew tent at the airstrip. AMong us was a rather comely young lady who was the pilot for one of the three fixed wing aircraft; there were 23 choppers outnumbering her. The aircraft she flew carried a radio repeater used by the multitudes of fire crews scattered through the Kosciuszko National Park; all she was required to do was get up to 10,000' and maintain a 'figure 8 flight pattern' centred on a particular grid reference. When I commented that it must be boring she said she was used to it and spent much of the time writing assignments; she was using the flying hours accrued towards her commercial licence.

When I asked what she did for a crust she replied she was a uni student in Perth, WA. I said that flying as a student must be rather a drain on the budget and she said she got paid for her flying, as she worked, part time, as a pilot for a business catering for those who wished to join the Mile High Club. Such couple would be escorted to the aircraft, which had a double mattress and a bar fridge aft of the pilot's area and separated from it by a curtain. When she had gained 6,500' altitude she would notify the couple and fly a 'figure 8 flight pattern' for the next 3/4 hour and write more uni assignments while gaing flying hours towards her commercial licence.

Nice work if you can get it, I suppose. And relatively little danger to those who wish to mate in the air.

Cheers, Rowan

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: gnu
Date: 11 Apr 10 - 04:10 PM

Ever heard porcupines mating? It really is quite something.

No. Just heard it it. I wouldn't watch. That's RATHER personal. But it certainly sounds passionate.

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Apr 10 - 03:42 PM

Tell that to sky divers....

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Charley Noble
Date: 11 Apr 10 - 02:08 PM

Sad story.

It does seem as if the female is on her way to recovery.

It's probably not a good idea for any of us to try mating in the air.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Rowan
Date: 11 Apr 10 - 01:27 AM

Courtship flight

Sooties (albatrosses, that is)
must fly a courtship flight
to bond them.

After years of separation
they meet and kiss a lot,
giving love.

Then aloft! To soar and swoop,
bank, and bank again;
both in courtship's flight.

Now in unison, again
in counterpoint they fly,
sealing their love.

Love's flight is all they know
and all they need to know,
returning their all.

Hearts court,
soaring ecstatically to exquisite union;
hearts caught.

Reaching the nest they land;
waking with partner's breath
their consummation.

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Bobert
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 08:41 PM

Running Bear and Little White Cloud...

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 08:30 PM

And we're not allowed back in Kroger's....

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: GUEST,Kendall
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 07:35 PM

Ebbie, I was beginning to wonder if they would ever get to the dancing.

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Don Firth
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 06:09 PM

"So while we were having dinner," she said, "he reached out and with one sweep of his arm, all the dishes went on the floor. And he took me right there on the table!"

"But," she sighed, "that was our favorite restaurant. . . ."

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Lox
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 05:03 PM

"It's safer doing your necking on the water"

Aww ... he gave her a gift ... and she swallowed it all ...









.... what?

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Bert
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 12:45 PM

hmmm! ..."She had this inward stare the first couple days."...

I'll bet.

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Emma B
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 12:27 PM

It's safer doing your necking on the water

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 12:27 PM

Ya oughta see a couple of cranes....

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: gnu
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 11:47 AM

A suicide pact gone awry?

I have never seen this except on video. It is awesome.

Raven and crow mating "dances" are in the smae categorey.

Subject: RE: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: katlaughing
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 11:10 AM

Puir things.

Subject: BS: REAL sexual passion!
From: Rapparee
Date: 10 Apr 10 - 10:44 AM

Wow!