BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 15 Apr 10 - 10:19 AM

Not particularly silly, I guess, but my response to JWs and the like is, "We already have our religious position, thank you. Goodbye."

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: Micca
Date: 14 Apr 10 - 02:04 PM

I havent been bothered by JWs at this addy much but at a previous addy they called on a particularly fraught Saturday morning (I think I had fished Little Wugsie,the cat, out of the toilet for the 2nd time that morning and had her in my arms and a towel drying her LONG fur) so I was not feeling very friendly or communicative. They started their spiel and I rudely interrupted with " you believe in your God your way, I'll believe in Her in Hers" exit JWs rapidly and I didnt see them again for months.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: VirginiaTam
Date: 14 Apr 10 - 11:44 AM

I used to greet them at the door with my bible in hand bits of paper sticking out to mark passages.

Never thought until now that I should let them talk for 5 minutes, then politely ask them to leave as God did not want me to convert infidels today.

When they called on the phone my daughter used to go into desperate young woman mode. "Oh my god... I am so glad you called me. I think I just ki..... umm never mind." Then she would hang up.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: Bat Goddess
Date: 14 Apr 10 - 08:56 AM

You know why Jehovah's Witnesses have inverted nipples?

[Picture homeowner poking suited young men repeatedly in chest] "You're going to get off this porch and you're going to get off it RIGHT NOW!"

Linn

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: Ebbie
Date: 13 Apr 10 - 06:05 PM

Methinks Joe O is having a spot of fun. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 10 - 03:42 PM

Good lord, JoeÉÉÉ Do you really expect me to go through all thatÉ!!

É = question mark on this keyboard today.

Subject: RE: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: Joe Offer
Date: 13 Apr 10 - 03:34 PM

Is the thread on this list, gnu?

-Joe-

Subject: BS: Silly stuff (can't find my old thread)
From: gnu
Date: 13 Apr 10 - 03:11 PM

Had a thread a while back. Thought "silly" was in the title but search doesn't bring anything up.

So, here's the latest. Since the snow has gone and things are turning green, the Jehovah's and Baptists are Springing into the door to door stuff. After the third ring, I put a letter size sheet of paper on the front door with USE BACK DOOR written on it. The one on the back door says USE FRONT DOOR, which is for anyone who walks past the beware of dog sign on the garage... just over the large fake pet door with the 100 grade chain from under the flap to a u-bolt in the wall.

I think the next thing will be to install some old door knockers I have and super-glue them.

I was also thinking about making a fancy sign post for beside the walkway to my front door with "No" written on it.