BS: My Apologies to Chongz...

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 10:54 PM

I don't think you want to tangle with Chinga, gnuzer. She has demonstrated a ferocious talent for flipping situations to her own benefit regardless of the cost to others, and has rejected many, many suitors since the first success of her first house of monkey-business. Definitely very much her own chimpette, if you know what I mean.

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 10:26 PM

I have it on good authority that he can't even walk on water!

The way I heard he can't pass water without getting it all over hisself.

Maybe that's what he thinks is walkin' on water. "In" & "On" would look a lot alike to an illiterate monky.

John

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 10:03 PM

His actions FORCED her to KEEP a house...and now a whole franchise of houses...they kind that ain't no home, if ya know what I'm gettin' at.

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 09:26 PM

Hey, Rap... I ain't at all interested in Chongz mama... I'm sure she was a fine monkey... But his little sister??? Hmmmmmm??? Maybe she and I could spend a little time listening to some ol' Tesla and Humble Pie albums...

She is housebroke, ain't she???

B~

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 09:13 PM

Bobert, in order to get money to move to Chicago he sold his mother's furniture, his mother's house, his mother, and his sister. Then the only thing he ever gave them was a chance to get VD. I understand he went through the streets of Nairobi shouting, "You want my mother? She's virgin!" He still has Messianic delusions, which is why he thinks he'd make a good President. I have it on good authority that he can't even walk on water!

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Amos
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 08:54 PM

Dontcha be suckered in none, Bobez. This guy is a flimflam man, a floozie and a fly-by-night, a shill and a pure confidence player. Pay him no mind unless he offers to introduce you to his mother and little sister. If he does that, walk away without hesitation and quickly.


A

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 07:31 PM

Well, Chongz... Like you, I am sorry that you missed your opportunity to put a butt whup on me... I am overdue for one... Seems that every time I try to get one I just end up delivering one instead... Bad habit that my sansia stuck in my head back 25 years ago... He didn't like to spar with me either... But, hey, if you coulda have put one on me I'd sho nuff have appreciated it...

I sho woulda...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: GUEST,Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 07:26 PM

You know that Chongo was a frequent dinner guest of Jeffrey Dahmer, don't you? And did a clown & chimp act with John Wayne Gacey?

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 06:24 PM

Chimps Vegan? Not on your life. I've seen them snacking on a monkey.
Raw. And, the poor sod was still alive!
Would the Beeb lie?

Wasn't Chong, though. They chased and caught it. No guns involved. Much more primat-ive than Chongo, who only hunts beefburghers.

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Ed T
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 05:06 PM

Are you a vegan?

vegan-myths

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 01:50 PM

I always owe money to somebody. So what? That's just part of life. Big Melvin is welcome to try and collect. Any time.

- Chongo

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: GUEST,leeneia
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 11:10 AM

I took a break from taxes to read this thread. Bobert, you are such a doll.

Thanks

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 10:55 AM

Rap ain't really into rock and I don't even know who plays for AC/DC.

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Gurney
Date: 15 Apr 11 - 01:04 AM

Chong, I done looked hard at the foto you linked, an' it looks really like a billyhilly.
You sayin' that Rap's AC/DC?

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 11:58 PM

Chongo old pal, if you weren't a chimp chump like Big Melvin says I might take umbrage at that. But you know, I realize only too well that poorer people can have dental problems, just a Certain Chimp Chump would have were I less forgiving and compassionate. Big Melvin told me he'd be happy to help, since his boss wouldn't mind it if the Chimp Chump lost a few pearly whites and maybe got some bones broken at the same time. Something about some money you owe somebody....

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 10:10 PM

Here's the perfect gal for you, Roscoe...(hint: she's on the left side of the picture as ya look at it. Yer on the right side.)

Rapparee's soulmate?

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:39 PM

Hey! I thought I the VP for both Chongo AND Bobert.

Bobert, you might be a hillbilly but you sure ain't no monkey like Chongo is. Gimme a dozen hillbillies over one chimp any day. Especially hillbillies like Daisy Duke or Elly Mae Clampett.

Subject: RE: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:17 PM

Yeah, well, maybe I should apologize for a few things too.

First off, I am real sorry that I made the assumption that you was of a normal intelligence level when I first met you...

I am also sorry that I later took you for a dumb hillbilly, cos that would be an insult to even the dumbest hillbilly! I shoulda not been so quick to judge.

I am sorry that I considered you for my VP. I musta been outta my friggin' mind. Almost anyone would be better. Hell, even Jesse Ventura or Ted Nugent would be better. So I should not have held them false hopes in fronta your nose.

I am also real sorry that I did not kick yer ass when I had the chance. It hurts me to this day. One should not let opportunities like that slip by, cos they may only come one time in a life.

And I am real sorry I did not have enough moolah to buy yer house. I was plannin' to turn it into an APP headquarters for the next election campaign. It's time the apes and monkeys got a chance to govern that Godforsaken state you live in, and show the humans a thing or two about good governance.

Lastly, I am really sorry I didn't give you one of these when I had the chance, cos I think it could keep you absorbed for hours. Small things amuse small minds, know what I mean?

Just for you, Bobert...

- Chongo

Subject: BS: My Apologies to Chongz...
From: Bobert
Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:43 PM

Sniff...

Well yeah, I been under some stress this year and I mighta said some unkind thing about or to Chongz...

I mean, okay, we did originally agree to keep him in food during his stint as a security guard during my presidential campaign and, well, yeah I realize that he never said he was housebroken so that one is one me... My bad...

And then he did offer $5000 for my farm which was way under what was reasonable but it's all he could borrow from LH so I reckon that one was on me, too... My bad...

And, and... I mighta called him a dumbass monkey, I donno... If I did then that one is on me, too... My bad...

Sniff...

Chongz ain't a bad monkey... Sheet fire... He is what he is... Right??? I mean, people like LH are good hearted but monkey's is monkeys... Right???

I feel bad... Real bad...

Sniff...

B~