BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 06 May 11 - 06:07 PM

OOOOOH the humanity ... LOL Eliza Eliza Eliza   :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 06 May 11 - 05:28 PM

My father used to recite "Little dog
                         Crossing street,
                         Motor car,
                         Sausage meat" (which I hated.)


(But I DID like:- "Barber shop,
                     Big sneeze,
                     Razor slips,
                   "Next please!")

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 06 May 11 - 02:02 PM

would

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Q (Frank Staplin)
Date: 06 May 11 - 02:02 PM

Need more wiener dogs?
Thomas Edison 'built' a "Patent Dog Transformator." It wound convert several breeds of dogs, including Dachshunds, into sausage links. These could then be fed back into the Transformator for conversion into the dog desired by a customer.

Enter Dog Factory (or Patent Dog Transformator) into American Memory for the full story.

(Actually an early comedy from Thomas A. Edison Inc.)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: gnu
Date: 06 May 11 - 12:48 PM

Never heard of one named Frank. Odd to me.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 06 May 11 - 12:07 PM

Sandra thank you for the celebration !! LOL
perfect ...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 06 May 11 - 04:55 AM

another weiner dog!

miniature weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Gurney
Date: 06 May 11 - 04:05 AM

Was intended to be, Joe.;-)

Members can troll too, can't they?

Feeling a little puckish, tonight!

Most of the world, asking questions is not slanderous. Thats why the press does it so often.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Joe Offer
Date: 06 May 11 - 01:03 AM

Now, THAT'S a dangerous question, Gurney....

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Gurney
Date: 06 May 11 - 12:44 AM

Just musing..... I wonder how many people who live with Dachshunds also own banjos?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 10:32 PM

Becky
LOL ... that was good you made me smile

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 05 May 11 - 09:27 PM

Are both heads toothless?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 06:45 PM

I brought the hairy one back from Wisconsin. My friends bought her for me. Well I took her on the airplane in a little soft sided cage. She was an angel. The mean airplane lady said, "that dog needs to go under the seat" So I put her under the seat. A little later she started to wimper so I took her out and shoved her under my shirt and coat. She fell asleep was just fine, not a sound ... then ... We landed in Chicago. When we hit the ground she pissed from my belly down my pants all the way to my leg ... yeee gads .. I was covered in it all the way to Buffalo ...

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Joe Offer
Date: 05 May 11 - 06:42 PM

Hmmm.
I saw the thread title and got hungry....so I had a hot dog for my afternoon snack. I apologize to you dachshund fans for that.

-Joe-

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 06:33 PM

I even have a really old toothless one who has cancer but he is doing ok so far.. still plays with his toys. They are like potato chips, ya can't have just one ya know.
old wiener

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 06:10 PM

My dear Becky, cause along with what Litte Hawk said, they can also sense EVIL .. tee hee ... teasing just teasing you know I love you

:-) DAn

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Desert Dancer
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:55 PM

The breeds of the only two dogs who ever bit me were: dachshund and Doberman pinscher.

Maybe I just need to stay away from dogs with German names.

~ Becky in Long Beach

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:34 PM

But...he's not a wiener. He's a weiner. There's a difference, you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Bill D
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:25 PM

here's MY favorite Weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:12 PM

As in Wiener Schnitzel, Little Hawk?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:10 PM

Yeah!!! I've been agitating for the establishment of such a holiday for years now. Wiener Dogs are the greatest! The word "wiener", by the way, originally meant "a citizen of Vienna", but it has entered English usage referring to a sausage or "hot dog".

Wiener dogs are charming, personable, affectionate, stubborn, and willful. They all have very memorable personalities and will brighten your life with their presence.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:06 PM

I believe Her Maj calls her Dorgie 'Susan'.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 05 May 11 - 05:00 PM

Not to be confused with a teeny weeny dog.

My theory about the Dachshund (badger hound) is that it was originally a fairly normal looking dog known as a Dachhund (roof dog) till it fell off the roof, legs first......

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: GUEST,ragdall who must have lost a cookie somewher
Date: 05 May 11 - 04:41 PM

They make great mothers too:
http://puppyintraining.com/dachshund-acts-as-mom-to-baby-piglet/

Happy Wiener Dog Thursday to all!

rags

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 04:22 PM

Thank you ED ... Wow cool

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: Ed T
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:48 PM

celebrate with a dachshund cake , though a poor one:)

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:22 PM

A better pic of Bella AKA Hairy-It or Sasquatch LOL

bella

Eliza, LOL a dorgie !! excellent

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: gnu
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:12 PM

On the Queen's time? How rude! Bad doggy!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:08 PM

Thank you olddude and Gnu, I see that they're Dachshunds! (Or sausage dogs as my father used to call them) The Queen has one, and when it mated on the QT with one of her corgis, the offspring was called a 'dorgie'!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: gnu
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:05 PM

I suppose it's kinda late in my day to go out and get one. Besides, I have a chicken to roast. They taste much better and they ain't so cute.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:04 PM

embrace the wiener's

danke

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: gnu
Date: 05 May 11 - 03:02 PM

This is a weeny dog.

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 05 May 11 - 02:55 PM

olddude, sorry to be so ignorant, but please, what IS a Wiener dog?

Subject: BS: Happy Wiener Dog Thursday
From: olddude
Date: 05 May 11 - 02:48 PM

OK so I made it up, there should be a day ... but noooo nobody ever made one. Well I tell you ... Wiener dogs are special, every house should have one or two or three or twelve.. there should be an international wiener dog holiday. But since the powers to be have carelessly thought to ignore such a significant event as wiener dog celebration day, I will make one myself.

I say again my friends, Happy Wiener Dog celebration day (Thursday) May 5th