BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Max Johnson
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 01:51 PM

I hoped this was going to be a part of the famous missing verse of 'The Bonny Braes of Clwyd'.

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 04:02 AM

.............and they all lived nipply ever after.

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 01 Jul 11 - 12:38 AM

She udderly did all she could!
Truth is, he likes her...
After all, it was self defense..he 'shot' first...it was his baby!
They drove off into the sunset ...in a stolen patrol car. They were last seen, heading due west on I 40. By that time, she had a firm grip on herself....It was reported that there was a double rainbow above the car..........

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: katlaughing
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 10:36 AM

What I want to know is if the baby has legal counsel to sue her for loss of suCKtenance!

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: bbc
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 10:32 AM

Ooh, Jack; good one! No, I'm afraid we lost track when I came back to the States. She was quite a character, though!

Barbara

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 09:03 AM

Have you heard from her recently? I mean, does she keep you abreast?

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: bbc
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 08:43 AM

This brings to mind a happy memory of an acquaintance from my past--a stripper-comedienne I met while living in South Korea with my then-Army-then-husband. She reputedly could write her name in breast milk on the mirror. She, also, once broke the nose of a heckler, by swinging her breast (reputed to weigh 10 pounds) into his face. I never crossed her. LOL

Barbara

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 08:32 AM

Then there's the danger from cholesterol to be considered.
Don't point those at me madam, they may go off! It's OK Mr, I've got the safety catch on.


(Remember Madonna)

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 06:59 AM

And what about the right to bear arms? Wouldn't that cover tits as well???

The right to bear arms (or in this case "bare arms?") is one matter. The right to shoot someone with them is an entirely different matter, in which appropriateness of conditions and circumstances must be considered.

John

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Michael
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 05:01 AM

"freedom of expression" I like that, bobad.

Mike

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 04:59 AM

Proof

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 04:56 AM

Tits like coconuts

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Rapparee
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 12:41 AM

Misbehave in her class and you'll get a real surprise!

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Ebbie
Date: 30 Jun 11 - 12:17 AM

"...the right to bear arms..."Spaw

Ha. Pay attention, Spaw: It wasn't her arms she bared.

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 08:29 PM

Ummm...yeah.

You'll note that this happened in Ohio. ;-) Need I say more?

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 08:28 PM

And what about the right to bear arms? Wouldn't that cover tits as well???


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: bobad
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 08:21 PM

I thought freedom of expression is a constitutional right in the US.

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 07:10 PM

The French for tap [faucet] is robinet. I leave you to draw your own conclusions

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 07:05 PM

Is she still a teacher?

If not there are probably people who will pay her for that "talent."

Subject: RE: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: Rapparee
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 07:05 PM

Yeah, I read about that. I decline to make comments about squirt guns and milk shakes. But...where was the baby when this was going on?

But having spent a lot of my life in Ohio and even some in Southern Ohio I'm not surprised. Heck, I would be surprised if Robinette turned out to be male.

Subject: BS: Please Attack Me With Your Bodily Fluid
From: catspaw49
Date: 29 Jun 11 - 06:59 PM

I dunno' what is in the water or the air around here but we get some weird crap sometimes...................I added the bold.



POWELL, Ohio --

A drunk Westerville woman sprays deputies with breast milk after she gets into a fight with her husband at a wedding reception, deputies say.

Stephanie Robinette, 30, pleaded not guilty in court Monday to charges of domestic violence, assault, obstructing official business, resisting arrest and disorderly conduct.

"I take these charges very seriously. I absolutely intend to seek help for substance abuse and alcohol," Robinette said in court. "I'm absolutely serious to go forward with counseling and rehabilitation."

Robinette, a teacher who lives in Westerville, was released on her own recognizance.

Delaware County deputies responded to a domestic violence call at the Bridgewater Banquet Facility, Sawmill Parkway, at about 1 a.m. Saturday.

Robinette's husband told deputies he and his wife were at a wedding reception when she became drunk and started an argument.

An off-duty deputy said Robinette was so drunk she was on the floor, wouldn't get up and had to be put in a wheelchair and taken to her car.

Deputies said she then hit her husband twice with a closed fist. That's when someone called the sheriff's office.

Robinette began yelling profanities and refused when deputies asked her to get out of the vehicle, Sheriff Walter L. Davis III said.

Robinette was sitting in the passenger seat with the door open when told them she is a breast-feeding mother.

"We were concerned about her safety, her driving off. That's why we talked to her and tried to get her out of the vehicle," Davis said.

She pulled her right breast out of her dress and sprayed deputies and the vehicle with breast milk, according to the sheriff's report.

According to investigators, when you're throwing bodily fluids, whether it be urine, saliva [or] blood at an officer, that can be considered as an assault. Davis said they need to protect the deputies from communicable diseases.

More deputies responded, and Robinette was pulled from the vehicle and placed under arrest.

Her family declined to comment on the charges.


I hope to piss in your Post Toasties she was drunk! I can't see why her family didn't comment........"Yeah, the girl was always a good shot," said her father.


Spaw