BS: Remember me ?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: gnu
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 03:52 PM

Jeri! Thanks. That is a great cover song!

BTW, ?. Haven't I seen you somewhere before?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 12:43 PM

Nah, dear old Jimmy's holding up a freeway somewhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,olddude
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 12:34 PM

got it, its Jimmy Hoffa .... well welcome back whoever youst shall be
then again, I am stuck in the abyss of snow at the moment

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 11:05 AM

A theme song for your return to Earth
I don't think it's gravity that causes the wedgie. I suspect the aliens are doing the anal probes wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 03:55 AM

I'm beginning to guess where you might have been confined for a while.......

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 02:07 AM

????????..and the Mysterians, (jeez, that was a crappy group): "..whiplash and trousers and pants gathering up under force of fearsome gravity..
a wedgie beyond human physical tolerance and pain..

My eyes
do water every time.... "

So does everybody else's, but not for the same reason as yours!

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,?????????????
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 01:55 AM

one instant I am there then I am here.

Faster than light inter dimensional travel is at first terrifying
but over many years becomes easier on the body and senses;
never comfortable, but eventually a known hazard..

but whiplash and trousers and pants gathering up under force of fearsome gravity..
a wedgie beyond human physical tolerance and pain..

My eyes
do water every time....

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,54°10'1
Date: 16 Jan 12 - 01:37 AM

I am aghast...........



my eyes open on an unfamiliar horizon ???

but yet

it seems as if I have been here before.

though I may be wearisome from exhaustive interplanetary dimensional travel
my heart is aching for one simple objective signal that I may be home.

Is this the plot of earth that my mothers breast did succour me ?
The garden where my father did chastise me with his stern leather belt for one stolen scrumped cider apple..???
The potato field which yielded mother natures strong life giving vodka juice..???

Waking from deep dream for one second I a home in the warming comfort of Mudcat community Kumbaya.

then my eyes lapse back into dark sleep and I am away again gone into the depth of darketh despaireth.. is that you .. please not again...
no.... why... what do you want from my poor sad human mind and body...???


Continued next chapter...

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WILL HE SURVIVE It's up to you

WILL HE RETURN TO THE PLANET EARTH HE BELONGS TO

again.. you will decide..

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 08:34 PM

Rap... is that an alternative verse to...

YE MAR'NERS ALL

Penguin Book of English Folk Songs
(Lloyd & Williams)

Ye mar'ners all, as you pass by
Call in and drink if you are dry
Come spend, my lads, your money brisk
And pop your nose in a jug of this.

Oh mar'ners all, if you've half a crown,
You're welcome all for to sit down
Come spend, my lads, your money brisk
And pop your nose etc.

Oh tipplers all, as ye pass by
Come in and drink if you are dry
Come in and drink, think not amiss
And pop your nose etc.
Oh, now I'm old and can scarcely crawl
I've an old grey beard and a head that's bald
Crown my desire and fulfill my bliss
A pretty girl and a jug of this.

Oh when I'm in my grave and dead
And all my sorrows are past and fled
Transform me then into a fish
And let me swim in a jug of this.

That's one of my all time favs... a GOTTA be sung before the kitchen is cleared.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 08:08 PM

Were those yaks alive or were they used to make yak asshole soup?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 06:17 PM

Good people all, as you pass by,
As you are now so once was I
As I am now you too will be
Remember Death, and follow me.

But to follow you I'm not content
For I know not which way you went.

          --Supposed to be on gravestones side-by-side

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 05:32 PM

Do I come here often?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 05:28 PM

Give in. who are you?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Jeri
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 04:55 PM

I heard about that party at your house, Spaw. You looked natural in that warthog suit.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: catspaw49
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 04:40 PM

Jeri is probably right of course but I have the pictures of over a dozen 'Catters blowing warthogs and eating yak assholes......................well, actually I have 11......

The 12th is a guy who is at a mall and visiting the mall Santa on Christmas in 2010. This one is a video where he blows the Santa then eats the ass out of a reindeer portraying Rudolph in the attached petting zoo. It gets pretty good after that when he takes a piss in the cheap jewelry kiosk.................


Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 04:39 PM

How about Pu?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 04:24 PM

"You can call me Al..."

.. because I won't answer if you call me Fe, Pb, Co, or Sn.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 03:55 PM

LOL! Or mercuryry!

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 03:54 PM

Remember me ? I'm Al, your pal.

Dave H

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Jeri
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 03:51 PM

Irony is most fun when you can pretend to not get it. That drives some people mad as a hatter. (That wouldn't be silvery or goldy either, but mercury.)

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:53 PM

No irony is not analagous with silvery, or goldy.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:47 PM

We used to attach a label to little evacuees, a bit like a luggage label, at the start of the War. Perhaps when you come to yourself you could pin one to your coat? ("If found, please return to Mudcat..." etc)

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: gnu
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:43 PM

I think Colonel Mustard got a lead pipe upside the head.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:28 PM

No, sorry, I don't remember you.
Were you perhaps mentioned by Joe Offer in his thread about Guests not starting BS threads?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:13 PM

But another answer to the OP is, "No, would I want to?"

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 02:12 PM

Old irony is okay, as long as you've got papers for it, but new irony is probably because of poaching.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 01:17 PM

It's that old irony problem again ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 12:31 PM

IMO probably no need-- I think Jeri nailed it, but if the OP sobers up/comes down and really wants to know, s/he can contact Joe per FAQ.

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: gnomad
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 11:44 AM

I would guess PFR also, but this put me in mind of a (probably fictional) tale of some campaigning politician.

When visited an old people's home he asked a resident "Do you know who I am?" and received the response "No dear. But I can take you to Matron, she always knows who people are."

I suppose Joe or Max would be our equivalent of Matron, should we give one of them a call?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:54 AM

Not MG; he was trying to measure up to erudite Marty Peiffer standards, and would have done a better job on the wordsmithing. His PMs were works of art (and friendship).

~Susan

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:51 AM

Tete de veau more like

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Bill D
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:47 AM

If his head explodes, does that create a nom de plume?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:05 AM

Is this something like Rumplestiltskin? If we guess your name, will your head explode?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: bobad
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 10:04 AM

The vodka and cider gave it away.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Jeri
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 09:52 AM

If you remember you started this thread when you re-boot your brain, try punkfolkrocker. And stop scaring the townsfolk. We have pointy farm implements... AND torches!

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Bobert
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 09:44 AM

Well, if you are the M.G. feller, then the drunken stupor that you describe explains a lot but...

...I doubt if that you...

I'm going to guess that Bob06 feller, or what ever you called yourself who would start threads entitled "D string" or "ice cream" or whatever free association thread title that would naturally come into the mind of someone who was really drunk... Hey, not that I minded those threads but sho nuff pissed everyone else off...

That's my guess...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 09:44 AM

I think he's looking to find himself. Mind you that can cause anything from hairy palms to blindness!

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 09:16 AM

Have you considered a a lost-and-found service? Or, considering the state you're in, going into politics?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: TheSnail
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 09:03 AM

Or as Shakespears said, "We sit too long on trifles."

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: kendall
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 08:50 AM

Or, as Winston said, "That's the sort of thing, up with which I will not put."

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Backwoodsman
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 08:00 AM

I wouldn't share my sherry trifle with anyone. Especially Martin Gibson.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 07:41 AM

Not even if it's a sherry trifle?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 07:38 AM

Or, to quote an example in dog French, "Je vous avoir savoir que je ne suis pas une personne que vous triflez avec!"

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 07:31 AM

And a preposition is something to never be used to end a sentence with.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,Eliza
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 07:18 AM

You are a person who finishes a sentence with a preposition.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 06:58 AM

42?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: Paul Burke
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 05:45 AM

Arthur Dent?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 15 Jan 12 - 05:14 AM

Martin Gibson possibly?

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,Guest from Sanity
Date: 14 Jan 12 - 11:43 PM

Where am I?
Where's my computer???

GfS

Subject: RE: BS: Remember me ?
From: catspaw49
Date: 14 Jan 12 - 11:37 PM

That is exactly the kind of thing that would happen to someone after blowing a wart hog and eating the asshole out of a yak.   If you can find any pictures of that stuff happening, the person in the pictures would be you.

Hope that helps...............


Spaw

Subject: BS: Remember me ?
From: GUEST,?????????????
Date: 14 Jan 12 - 11:30 PM

because after long unnatural slumber I have awoken with no memory of who I could ever have been before!!!???

Who was I ???

I fear I have been lost for far too long a time.
My sense of self and being is lost and weary.
Is this the dimension I so long ago began my journey from ?
Am I finally after such long and hazardous adventures back in my own time and place ?

So much more than I can ever remember has been wrenched from my memory.

This world seems so familiar.
But this would not be the first time my senses have been tricked by a doppelganger planetary climes.

I suffered harsh misfortune to be abducted by force from home so many eons since,
yet for all my fearsome misadventures and desparate escapades
I do not seem to have aged a moment in all these many long years?

What is my reason for my cruel temporal displacement and tenuous unknown fate ??




ok it might have been all the vodka and cider over xmas and new year...???

but it's still a long haul back to remember my last used mudcat ID
and begin to feel re-energised enough to embark on another new year of mudcat barminess...

{54°10'1"N 4°28'56"W }