BS: if your surname was guitar.......

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: kendall
Date: 21 Feb 12 - 08:16 AM

I would never electrocute my son!

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 21 Feb 12 - 02:27 AM

Hello. Allow me to introduce my son Taylor Guitar - unfortunately he's completely acoustic. He hasn't got a hole to plug him in - not like the other guitars. They're a bit common, in my opinion.

Obviously if all the other guitars have got holes, and you tell me that he's getting bullied because of it, I'll be round there like knife, and I'll get him fitted with a jack plug socket and a pre-amp. Nothing's too good for my Taylor!

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 09:23 PM

Thread drift. I was a bit sad when he went. He was a bit difficult to get near, but I felt there was quite a lot of depression and sadness behind all the bristling.

His remarks could be unkind, but they were just based on a need to show off a bit.   the only people who can be truly nasty are those that mean every word they say - I doubt if Martin ever thought to the end of the sentence.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: kendall
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 09:18 PM

Taylor Guitar has a nice ring.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 06:13 PM

Look up "One who used to be famous" he changed his name... then sorta quit... we think. Some of the latest 'guests' make me wonder.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: GUEST,mark-s (0n the road)
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 06:04 PM

Kind of reminds me of Martin Gibson, who has not posted here for a long time.
Wonder whatever happened to him.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 03:57 PM

Choo Ning

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 03:32 PM

Richard Bridge? :-)

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 03:12 PM

The King of guitars?

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 02:46 PM

Martin Luthier?

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 02:40 PM

Who you calling an f hole?

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John on the Sunset Coast
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 12:40 PM

You might be related to Johnny (noted above) or Bonnie (the singer).

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: gnu
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 12:01 PM

Luthier.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 09:00 AM

Well, my middle name is already Martin...

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 08:30 AM

I seem to remember a Joan Crawford film - Johnny Guitar.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 06:45 AM

Shit ! I think I'd be Jumbo.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 03:48 AM

"BS: if your surname was guitar......."

Don't be surprised if someone tells you to go pluck yourself!

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Bugsy
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 03:33 AM

Knowing my luck I'd finish up with "Lawsuit", "knockabout", "Cheap & Nasty" and "Knock off"


Cheers

Bugsy

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 02:08 AM

Theres stella for a girl.

Stella Axe...?

Violet Epiphone Guitar.....?

or if you were Irish.....Strat O'Caster.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Ebbie
Date: 20 Feb 12 - 01:45 AM

Better than Axe.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 19 Feb 12 - 11:49 PM

Yes could be a challenge to the daughters sexuality as well.

Subject: RE: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Ed T
Date: 19 Feb 12 - 10:25 PM

Les guitar would seem like a real waste to me.

Subject: BS: if your surname was guitar.......
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 19 Feb 12 - 10:11 PM

You could call the first sons Martin and then Gibson...

If you had a daughter you could call her Gilda, but its not quite the same.

You could call the dog, Dreadnought: and the baby, Parlour Model.