BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 17 Jul 12 - 01:56 AM

Yeah Chongo will fit in just fine if goes balls to the wall full frontal poop flinger. I can't wait to see him on the debate stage.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 11:15 PM

An interesting viewpoint, Jack. You feel that Chongo should drop all pretenses of quasi-human propriety and just "let fly"? Release his "inner Chimp"? Well, that might go down well with some, but would it gain him votes in places like Iowa and Arkansas? That's the question.

Stringsinger also points out aptly that most politicians these days are experts in p**pflinging, and that does indeed suggest that Chongo would do well to drop whatever inhibitions he has acquired through years of idolizing Humphrey Bogart and Philip Marlowe and go totally ape instead!

If he does, though...the shit will hit the fan...both literally and metaphorically.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Stringsinger
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 08:56 PM

I think that most politicians today are born to fling it. Or corporate CEOs and like chimps, they either belong behind bars or dropped in the wilds where they can't do harm.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 07:37 PM

Few humans would be that skilled or that devious or have that much rectal acuity. Admit it. Chimps are born to fling it. Every time Chongo passes up a chance to fling it he is denying his rightful heritage.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:49 PM

That is a question which has been vexing Canadians for years, JennieG. I fear we may never know for sure. One thing, though, if they ever exhibit a replica of Stephen Harper at Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum, the hair on it will be PERFECT...just like the hair on the werewolf in the great Warren Zevon song "Werewolves of London".

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Jack, ask yourself what the average human being might do after being confined naked for years in a small wire fence enclosure and being gawked at by giggling, gibbering ape and monkey tourists day after day...the scenes in the old "Planet of the Apes" come to mind. It is just this sort of horrific situation that Chongo plans to put an end to after his inauguration.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: JennieG
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:30 PM

What I want to know is, is Stephen Harper's hair real......or is it a plastic wig? It looks plastic to me.

Cheers
JennieG

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 06:11 PM

Its what Chimps do.


Check out the technique! Distract with the basket ball... sneak a little closer.... drop the flinging hand under the anus... poop and fling in one smooth seamless motion.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:56 PM

Keep it up, buster. Every word is going down in your file.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:54 PM

Hey, you live with the poo-flinger... If you don't know that to be a fact then you must be blinder than Helen Keller's head stone...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:50 PM

Yeah, but you keep saying that Chongo flings poo, Bobert, so why should I trust anything else you say? ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:50 PM

You mean buried in the side of a mountain right? ;-P

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Bobert
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:47 PM

Every time I see him he's in the same pair of jeans and plaid shirt...

B~

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 05:43 PM

You could be right about that, Jack. (grin) Yeah, his wife is probably the real force behind Mitt Romney's extraordinary mastery of male attire. Note that tie, for example. It's perfect.

Bruce, when it comes to hair...noooobody else in politics can match Stephen Harper.

He is to hair what Brian Mulroney was to the male chin. Peerless. They both oughta be on the side of a mountain somewhere.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 03:58 PM

Maybe he used to be a fashion guru before he left the private sector, three years before he left the private sector. Once he went to Salt Lake City, he was too busy saving the Olympics to pick out his own clothes. Because a man can't pick out his own clothes to wear while working 12 hour days running the Olympics.

Lets face it. He is probably like me and most other married hetero men. His wife picks out his clothes.

Subject: RE: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: GUEST,999
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 02:37 PM

Not quite to Harper's standards, but close. (Nice hair.)

Subject: BS: Mitt Romney - Fashion Guru
From: Little Hawk
Date: 16 Jul 12 - 11:46 AM

I mean, just LOOK at those great suits he wears! And what imaginative ties too. Why can't we all dress like Mitt Romney? How does Obama compare when it comes to fashion?

There ya go. One more chapter in the 4-year renewable obsession, the American presidential election, the world's dumbest (and costliest) political soap opera. One more chance for Americans to prove how much they love their candidate, but more importantly how much they ABSOLUTELY HATE the other side's candidate!

Go, team GO!!!!!!!! And don't spare the bile. Take no prisoners! Now...let's talk about Mitt Romney's fashion sense. Surely we can find something to fight about there?