Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls

Subject: RE: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
From: GUEST,guest.....
Date: 09 Apr 03 - 07:58 AM

Why oh why !!!!!
Don't we see enough filth on tv...
this could of been such a nice forum...
I'm done with mudcat....

Subject: RE: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
From: Square dancer
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 09:24 PM

Correction:
Promenade all, she's a-dancing for her dinner,
. Went off twice before I got it in her.

Ladies do the shimmy, down goes her britches,
In goes a little thing about six inches.

More:
Swing your corner, the to your taw,
Pull off your clothes and go at it raw.

Grab her by the right leg, swing her half around
Grabe her by the left leg, throw her on the ground,
Stick it in the middle and a bobble up and down,
When you come to her ass-hole, go on around.

Alemand left and tromping jimpson down,
Stick it in the hole, don't run it in the ground.

Balance eight till you get straight,
You diddle Sue, and I'll screw Kate.

Subject: RE: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
From: Square Dancer
Date: 07 Dec 99 - 08:53 PM

Some square dance calls collected in Arkansas (a small sample)

Lead that ace and trump that king,
Let me feel that pretty little thing.

Swing around the mountain, swing Cora Lee,
Gals won't let my tallywacker be.

Do-se-do and a rattlesnake pass,
Grease your pecker and stick it up her ass.

Promenade all, she's a-dancing for her dinner, Ladies do the shimmy, down goes her britches,
In goes a little thing about six inches.

Gent round the lady, quick, quick, quick,
Lady round the gent and grab him by the prick.

Subject: RE: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
From: lloyd61
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 11:03 PM

I thought maybe I would get into trouble with "Peel Off", but then I thought, No, I'm the only Dirty Old Man around this place.

It's Saturday night and I doing this, as I have said before, I need to get a life.

Subject: RE: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 07:22 PM

Can I stop now please, I'm having an asthma attack, this always happens when I have to peel off....

LTS

Subject: Lets Swap Barn Dance Calls
From: lloyd61
Date: 04 Dec 99 - 05:06 PM

It's Saturady Night Lets dance.

Virginia Reel

Two lines facing each other. Men on the callers right, Lady's on the callers left. The line should be about four feet apart. Gentleman, the Lady you are facing is your partner. Remember gentleman, when dancing with a Lady a gentle touch is proper. Lets walk through the steps:

Up to the center and back (Backup) (4 beats in and 4 beats back)

Right arm around (Elbow to elbow) (8 beats all the way around)

Back by the left (8beats all the way around)

Doe-Se-Doe your partner (Right shoulder to Right shoulder) (8 beats all the way around)

Head couple.. cross over and right arm (Elbow to Elbow) around the next in line.

Back to the center, left arm around your partner.

Right arm around the next person in line, then back to the center and left arm around your partner. (Continue this all the way down the line.)

At the end of the line the head couple sashays back down the center, and "Peels Off" at the head of the line. (Men turn left and women turns right)

March down the outside of the line with the entire line following.

At the top of the line the head couple makes an arch each couple holds hand goes under the Arch and marches down to the head of the line.

The couple making the Arch remains at the end of the line. We now have a new head couple and the dance starts over again.

Note: because the marching may not keep in sink with the music the dance may have to wait for the caller to start the next cycle.