Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th

Subject: RE: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th
From: Wincing Devil
Date: 20 Dec 99 - 02:45 PM

1. Women: Can't live with 'em, the law frowns on it when you shove 'em down a elevator shaft.

2. I positively LOVE chidren! (Broiled, roasted or stewed!)

3. Teenagers of the World! Leave home know while you still know everything!

Subject: RE: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th
From: MMario
Date: 20 Dec 99 - 01:10 PM

The annotated version:

Men are like bagpipes;puffed up, full of hot air and given to a lot of whineing

-name changed to protect the innocent-

A baby will make days longer, nights much, MUCH shorter, bank rolls nonexistant, homes shabbier, the past sweeter, and the future.

Subject: RE: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th
From: Ringer
Date: 20 Dec 99 - 01:03 PM

Thanks, Mbo.

Subject: Mbo's Quote O' The Day--Dec 20th
From: Mbo
Date: 20 Dec 99 - 11:19 AM

Here's today's installment:
"Men are like bagpipes; no sound comes from them 'till they're full."
--Irish Proverb

"A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bank rolls smaller, homes happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for."
--Anonymous

"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much he had learned in 7 years."
--Mark Twain

--Mbo