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Subject: RE: Mick Ryan: Desperate Dan From: Joe Offer Date: 10 Apr 23 - 06:07 PM Thank you, Barrie. Mick Ryan is a gifted songwriter. |
Subject: Mick Ryan: Desperate Dan From: GUEST,Bradfordian Date: 10 Apr 23 - 05:50 PM Joe Offer requested these lyrics be posted here Desperate Dan by Mick Ryan and Pete Harris There once was a man, and his name it was Dan And a finer young man you’ve not seen He worked hard each day in the labouring way And for physical pleasures was keen Each night from the pub, to his wife and his grub He hurried propelled by his passion And his wife, I might say, always gave him his way For to please him ‘twas always heeeer fashion Now very soon Dan was a family man On account of his wife’s great bacundity And whatever she did, she could not put a lid On the cause of her constant roooootundity So she turned to her pal, a young lady named Sal For advice on subduing his ardour For Sally, though wed, kept a virginal bed And never had buns in heeer larder Said Sally “The trick is to measure his ???? And charge him a pound for each inch In the case of my Joe it’s eight pounds a go From such inflation he’ll flinch His teeth he may nash, but he’ll not touch his cash Deterred by this tax on rigidity To yourself you can keep, he’ll soon fall asleep For the best contraceptive’s frigidity Now Dan’s wife agreed with the greatest of speed For to put Sally’s plan into action And that night in bed, to her husband she said You must pay by the inch and a fraction “Ten pounds” cried out Dan, “What do you think I am You’re crazy without any doubt” But his wife undeterred, said she’d stick to her word So he asked could he pay coming out But old Dan had his pride so he lay on his side And was rapidly falling asleep While his wife on her back having quelled his attack Tried her resolution to keep But she thought for a while and began for to smile Then called him her dear and her honey But when Dan wouldn’t budge, she gave him a nudge And said “Alright, I’ll lend you the money” So, though men get the blame, we are all much the same By the needs of the flesh we’re all driven And it seems it’s a myth, that it’s Mr not Miss Who to sexual passion iiiiis given And though now and again, it’s the cock not the hen Whose inclined for to make the first move It is sometimes the case that the female does chase And that is the glory oooooooof looooooooooove |
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