BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: little john cameron
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 10:26 PM

Here's ane for ye annamill seein' as we've gaun fae the sublime tae the ridiculousHere's one to you guys and my pal Reg in TEXAS. I'll have to write this in english as he doesn't understand Dundosian.
Big Jim was driving down the road and saw this fine looking woman walking down the road, when he looked in his rear view to get a better view he noticed that it was his ex wife, so he pulled over and offered her a ride.When she got in he said he hardly recognised her as she had lost so much weight.She said that times had changed since they were married and she didn't have to eat all those pies and chips that he lived on.Your hair is different too he said. Yes i get it done every week now that i have a job and my own money.Things have changed since we were married.
And look at the fancy clothes you have on,you never dressed like that before,things have certainly changed.
so they drove on and after a while she said that she had to go to the bathroom as she had been for a drink with the girls at work and was caught short.
No problemo says Jim and pulls the car over.Nip up behind those bushes over there ,there's no'one around to see you. While she's gone he thinks, times have certainly changed since we were married, i wonder if she would do a bit for old times sake.
So he sneaks up behind her and sticks his hand through the bushes,after a bit of feeling around he says , i know you changed you figure and changed you hair and clothes,but have you changed your sex too.
No !! she says, I've changed my mind i'm having a shit!!!

ljc

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: annamill
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:43 PM

Well, maybe she didn't RUN to the window. ;-)

L.A.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: annamill
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 05:40 PM

Oh Rick, your gentleness and love increases the chance that you'll have pain from jerks. Don't ever change who you are, please. Don't stop posting because of an idiot. Don't stop giving yourself to us because of a dope. We love you and I have two of your CD's and I love them. Glenn and I love putting them on on Sunday morning while we have breakfast. It makes for a warm morning even if you live on a tundra (out river).

Now for a joke I think is awfully funny, but sometimes people just look at me in puzzlement. Ready!

A very drunk man is sitting at a bar when a beautiful blond comes in and sits at the other end. The drunk calls over the bartender and asks him to give the young lady a drink. She refuses it and is so uncomfortable by the drunks advances she slips off the barstool and leaves.

The drunk hurriedly pays his bill and goes out to follow her. When he gets outside he sees her turning a corner and rushes to the corner to see where she was headed. She is two blocks up and turns and goes into a building. He parks himself under the window that just lit up to see what happens.

First, she removes her wig, shakes it, and puts it on her dresser. Then, she removes her dress and fake breasts and puts them down on the bed. Then, she removes her fake buttocks and places them on a chair. Then, she removes a wooden leg and puts it on the floor.

Just about then, she spies him standing downstairs under the lamppost and runs to open the window. "What do YOU want?" she hollers.

The drunk stands up straight, cuffs his mouth and shouts "You know what I want.", "Throw it down!!"

Now is that funny or not?? I thinks its funny as hell.

Love, annamill

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Peter T.
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:53 PM

C'mon guys give it a rest:drop this thread, or carry on somewhere else without Rick's name in it, please. yours, Peter T.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:26 PM

I'm about to leave for the evening and the only comment I'd make is that Max or Bert is free to check to see what matches up with what anytime. Sorry "Wayne," that just don't wash and everyone knows it. BTW "Wayne"....Where ya' been for the past 6 months? I hope you're happier in your "Dr. Laura" persona.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 03:20 PM

It's old history, Midchuck and it seems the arsehole GUEST always has to rear its ugly head in January.

Spaw, don't listen to the Wayne shit or any of the rest of it. Some people just don't have the brains to get *it*.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 02:39 PM

Thanks Wayne, I appreciate it.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Midchuck
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 02:36 PM

I always thought I had a brutal, nasty, sarcastic sense of humor, but you guys make me look sensitive and new age.

There's obviously something going on here that I'm missing the whole point of. But I suppose I should get used to that.

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: GUEST,Wayne
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 02:30 PM

Spaw, you say you started this thread to show up the Guest who started the other thread. What you actually did was perpetuate the flame-shit that has come to define Mudcat of late. Rick himself seems generally hurt by your crap.

Ya know something Spaw, you're such a judgemental folk nazi when ever anyone steps over your Mudcat line. You should go back and read what you have to say whenever anyone else pulls this kind of crap.

It makes me wonder if you're not responsible foe some of the other crap that is obviously the work of a Mudcat know-it-all.

Spaw, YOU should get some therapy.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: katlaughing
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 02:21 PM

Anyone who couldn't figure out the acronym for GUEST,S(ome)P(athetic)A(sshole)W(imp) was SPAW, needs to read more carefully. I thought it was a good way to give it all a LIGHT touch, Spaw.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 02:01 PM

uh, guys.....It should be obvious if you've been following the other thread, that ONY I could have started this one....which I did to show just how ridiculous the "GUEST'S" premise is. He claims we should give him compassion, sympathy, and understanding for being an anonymous flamer.......something that makes no sense to me at all.

The guy is messed up for a fact. Sorry if any of you misunderstood my intent here. I got several PM's from people who got a kick out of it and even Hawk realized I was talking to myself..........and if Hawk gets it, I figure its pretty blatant. Sorry if I went over the top here, but this clown really pisses me off.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 01:54 PM

Peter, yes.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Midchuck
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 12:28 PM

Are you all still sure mudcat shouldn't be members-only posting?

Peter.

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Rick Fielding
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 12:04 PM

I give up!

If anyone wants to know what my feeling (without jokes) is about this kind of thing, it's at about number 95 on the previous thread. I truly hope that others here won't keep this going. Thanks.

Rick

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:51 AM

I see, Spaw, that you have been driven to talking to yourself on Mudcat. Sad. Why not strike up a conversation with the Boogie Woogie Bass instead? I heard they're gonna bring out a beefed up version of the fish for next Christmas and it will sing "Space Oddity" and various Barry Manilow hits as well. Every now and then it will utter the phrase "Hit me!" for variety. They're gonna call it "Calvin the Casino Cod".

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: GUEST,CLETUS
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 11:38 AM

Iffin I kin hep yall in sum way, jes say so. Paw alwayz sez thet flarin off a few will hep ya git right soze thairz alwayz thet ta fall back on iffin ya figger nuthin elz. Be careful not ta set yur droors on far.

CLETUS

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 10:54 AM

Hey now.........Let's have a care for this poor soul Hawk. The last thing they need is a lot of claptrap from a completely hosed Orrillian juiced to the gills by a Major Tom overload!

Dear Guest, Some Pathetic Asshole Wimp........

I hear you brother. Yours is a lost cry on the sea of sorrows but I am here.......We ALL are here to answer your plea. Go ahead, trash away.....we'll understand. Give it to us.........We can TAKE IT!!!!!

Spaw (exits singing "Pack Up Your Sorrows")

Subject: RE: BS: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 10:24 AM

Funny...I thought S.P.A.W. stood for "solipsismically puerile anal wanker". My mistake!

Anyway, as I pointed out before, we are all gods, so you're wrong, dead wrong. A god, you see, is a sovereign (meaning SELF-ruling) being, with absolute freedom of will, and the ability to use that freedom of will in a creative fashion. If you have a Universe with numerous gods in it, of course, they tend to get in each other's way sometimes...which was also the case with the Greek Gods for instance. Read Homer for more info on that.

When most people say "God" they mean the Big Kahuna, however...Numero Uno...the Alpha and Omega, and all that.

But then they don't make God big enough. They imagine that God is separate from them, and that's where they make their mistake. God's NOT separate from anything, because God IS everything. Obviously, there's no place for Satan in this scheme, because Satan would have to be part of God as well, which is pretty silly unless God made the whole thing up in the first place just in order to terrify people into joining the Catholic Church and going to confession! God would have to be criminally insane to make up such a story.

Here's one more analogy...the whole thing (all of it) is God, like a Portuegese Man-of-War is a jellyfish...while each cell of the jellyfish is a distinct, living, separate entity...which is like each of us. We are not apart from God, we are a part of God.

Oh, yes, and I prefer Shubb capos to Kaiser. Cheers!

- LH

Subject: Rick Fielding STILL isn't a god
From: GUEST,S(ome)P(athetic)A(sshole)W(imp)
Date: 05 Jan 01 - 10:09 AM

Rick Fielding tried to build an outhouse with a Dremel Moto-Tool.........He's not a god..........Some of you have to get over it.

Okay now, how about some understanding for MY situation. I have trashed Rick and I just learned over on the other "Rick Fielding is not God" thread that a good way to get sympathy and understanding is to anonymously flame someone (Rick's always a popular target) and that will make me feel better.

Hmmm..........doesn't seem to be working. C'mon, let's make with some understanding here. My sinus infection came back, I'm fockin' broke, we got hospital bills out the yingyang and I hate screwin' with the insurance company, the batteries in the Boogie Woogie Bass are still working...............

OKAY....MAKE WITH THE GAWDDAM SYMPATHY!!!!

My dog's better than your dog too..............

Signed, Help