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BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN

wysiwyg 07 Feb 01 - 02:53 PM
Kim C 07 Feb 01 - 01:09 PM
GUEST,Matt_R 07 Feb 01 - 10:29 AM
AggieBethie 07 Feb 01 - 09:31 AM
GUEST,Matt_R 07 Feb 01 - 08:34 AM
GUEST,Matt_R 07 Feb 01 - 08:32 AM
wdyat12 07 Feb 01 - 03:18 AM
hesperis 07 Feb 01 - 02:11 AM
Katcina 06 Feb 01 - 02:00 PM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 10:22 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 08:07 AM
Amergin 06 Feb 01 - 04:21 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 04:16 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 04:00 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 03:52 AM
katlaughing 06 Feb 01 - 03:16 AM
Metchosin 06 Feb 01 - 03:04 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 02:08 AM
wysiwyg 06 Feb 01 - 02:06 AM
wysiwyg 06 Feb 01 - 02:00 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 01:54 AM
Sorcha 06 Feb 01 - 01:51 AM
Sorcha 06 Feb 01 - 01:40 AM
wysiwyg 06 Feb 01 - 01:33 AM
hesperis 06 Feb 01 - 01:21 AM
Sorcha 06 Feb 01 - 01:19 AM
wysiwyg 06 Feb 01 - 01:11 AM
Matt_R 06 Feb 01 - 01:11 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 01:05 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 12:59 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 12:57 AM
Matt_R 06 Feb 01 - 12:55 AM
Sorcha 06 Feb 01 - 12:37 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 12:18 AM
wdyat12 06 Feb 01 - 12:08 AM
hesperis 06 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 11:51 PM
Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 11:45 PM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 11:40 PM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 11:37 PM
The Sugar Dog (inactive) 05 Feb 01 - 11:18 PM
wysiwyg 05 Feb 01 - 10:31 PM
Sorcha 05 Feb 01 - 10:21 PM
MMario 05 Feb 01 - 10:17 PM
Metchosin 05 Feb 01 - 10:01 PM
Sorcha 05 Feb 01 - 09:50 PM
Lonesome EJ 05 Feb 01 - 09:48 PM
GUEST 05 Feb 01 - 09:48 PM
Metchosin 05 Feb 01 - 09:44 PM
Sorcha 05 Feb 01 - 09:37 PM
Metchosin 05 Feb 01 - 09:26 PM
Sorcha 05 Feb 01 - 09:07 PM
Metchosin 05 Feb 01 - 09:04 PM
Sorcha 05 Feb 01 - 08:54 PM
Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 08:34 PM
Dave Wynn 05 Feb 01 - 08:32 PM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 08:18 PM
catspaw49 05 Feb 01 - 08:13 PM
catspaw49 05 Feb 01 - 07:59 PM
hesperis 05 Feb 01 - 07:58 PM
hesperis 05 Feb 01 - 07:49 PM
nutty 05 Feb 01 - 07:48 PM
Sorcha 05 Feb 01 - 07:01 PM
Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 06:58 PM
GUEST 05 Feb 01 - 06:56 PM
AggieBethie 05 Feb 01 - 06:54 PM
MMario 05 Feb 01 - 06:48 PM
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MMario 05 Feb 01 - 06:36 PM
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MMario 05 Feb 01 - 06:01 PM
MMario 05 Feb 01 - 05:59 PM
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Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 04:09 PM
MMario 05 Feb 01 - 03:50 PM
AggieBethie 05 Feb 01 - 03:33 PM
AggieBethie 05 Feb 01 - 03:32 PM
MMario 05 Feb 01 - 03:26 PM
nutty 05 Feb 01 - 03:01 PM
Lonesome EJ 05 Feb 01 - 02:49 PM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:44 PM
GUEST,Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 12:55 PM
hesperis 05 Feb 01 - 12:46 PM
GUEST,Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 12:29 PM
CarolC 05 Feb 01 - 12:24 PM
MMario 05 Feb 01 - 12:18 PM
CarolC 05 Feb 01 - 12:07 PM
GUEST,Matt_R 05 Feb 01 - 11:46 AM
GUEST,Roger the skiffler 05 Feb 01 - 10:25 AM
GUEST 05 Feb 01 - 10:10 AM
hesperis 05 Feb 01 - 09:19 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 02:17 AM
Amergin 05 Feb 01 - 02:04 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:50 AM
wysiwyg 05 Feb 01 - 01:47 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:44 AM
Amergin 05 Feb 01 - 01:41 AM
wysiwyg 05 Feb 01 - 01:39 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:31 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:28 AM
Amergin 05 Feb 01 - 01:21 AM
The Sugar Dog (inactive) 05 Feb 01 - 01:20 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:18 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 01:11 AM
The Sugar Dog (inactive) 05 Feb 01 - 12:59 AM
GUEST,http://www.delphi.com/FOXsWolves 05 Feb 01 - 12:57 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 12:56 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 12:52 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 12:50 AM
The Sugar Dog (inactive) 05 Feb 01 - 12:48 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 12:45 AM
Amos 05 Feb 01 - 12:40 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 12:31 AM
wdyat12 05 Feb 01 - 12:25 AM
Amergin 05 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM
Lonesome EJ 04 Feb 01 - 11:58 PM
AggieBethie 04 Feb 01 - 10:51 PM
flattop 04 Feb 01 - 10:00 PM
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MMario 04 Feb 01 - 09:51 PM
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wysiwyg 04 Feb 01 - 09:38 PM
flattop 04 Feb 01 - 09:19 PM
MMario 04 Feb 01 - 09:06 PM
hesperis 04 Feb 01 - 08:36 PM
wysiwyg 04 Feb 01 - 08:20 PM
hesperis 04 Feb 01 - 08:19 PM
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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 02:53 PM

Oh no ya don't Hess! Yer a fine barkeep-- stick with it. I was just crabby. I presumed on our friendship to assume you'd read my mind and know that. You go, girl!

Amos told me I have saddlebag wrinkles on my nose, and that he can make a single drink last a LONG time. That's the nice thing about the Taverns. It all stays put without regard to the passing of time-- like pausing a game while you go to work for a few hours-- see?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Kim C
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 01:09 PM

Sorry I'm late... I been feeling a little puny and staying at home on the sofa the last coupla days... I think it's just allergies. Anyway I'll have a glass of port and an Ashton Prime Minister. Grazi!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 10:29 AM

I can't! It'd take me 2 days to get there! And I got school.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: AggieBethie
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 09:31 AM

Darn, that's when Excalibur is :-( Maybe you should come down to Scarborough ;-) I'll even give you a free wenching.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 08:34 AM

Got it. It's March 31st-April 1st.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 08:32 AM

Aggie, the annual Renfaire in Raleigh, NC was March 20-21st last year. Let me check up on the dates this year. Would love to see ya lol.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 03:18 AM

I'm so glad I found my keys to old "Rusty" this afternoon before I had to go to work. What a job shoveling out was without Sweetie. All this snow and more on the way, my boots will never dry out in the right shape if I take them off! Tromp, tromp, tromp. Ah! there's the door to the Mudcat Mellow Tavern. Wonder who's in there at this hour. I don't know if I could deal with another belligerent man tonight. Sweetie was acting just like a woman with the child support payments overdue and my truck needing a new clutch. "I can't support you anymore," was the reply from this worthless beast! Oh well, not to worry, the kids are with my mother tonight, so put this out of my mind right now. All I want is to have a little fun...


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 07 Feb 01 - 02:11 AM

Sheesh! I didn't realize Amos wanted me to answer! LOL! The poor guy's probably starving by now!

I was saying sorry for butting my nose into Sugar Dog's business.

Anyway, I think that I'm not cut out to be a Tavern keeper... Somebody else start one, ok?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Katcina
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 02:00 PM

Been out here playing with the fairies ainthe twinkling lights. Peeking in a window ever so oft just to watch the mellow people having such a warm evening. Might chance to enter one day if the fairies grow tired and leave to wherever fairies rest. Till then, continue the merry making and I will continue to play on the lawn with my tiny friends.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 10:22 AM

Did I leave my truck keys there last night? Or maybe someone could tell me who drove me home. I have a path shoveled to old "Rusty" now, but the keys aren't in it! Damn! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 08:07 AM

Just woke up! Holy Catfish!!! I can barely see out the window! There's a wall of snow around my house. It's so quiet. There's no traffic in the street. No people anywhere. I guess the weatherman was right about the forcast. We haven't had a snowstorm in Maine like this in 20 years! Oh Man! It's going to be a hard dig to reach the woodpile. What's worse, I can't remember how I got home last night. Is my truck in the driveway? Last thing I remember I was closing down the "Tavern." I gotta go see if my truck is still there..........Phew! There's a big mound of snow in the driveway. Must be old "Rusty." Here comes the plowman... No! No! Damn! I can't see out the front door window now. Where's my shovel? wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Amergin
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 04:21 AM

He walks up to the window and gazes inside. He sees the smiles and the friendliness reflecting off of the glowing faces. He hears the clinking glasses mingling with the laughter and singing. He walks to the door and spies a sleeping Sugar Dog, welcoming all comer's into the door. He bends down and gives her a gentle scratch behind the ears as he kisses the top of her furry head. Then he opens the door and steps inside. He heads straight to the bar and gets himself a pint of Guinness. He looks around and sights an empty recliner. He strolls on over and sits himself down. He searches the laughing faces, until he finds her, his favorite wench. "Hey, Aggie! How are you this fine evening? Come on over here, sweetie. I'll sing you a song, if you kindly warm my lap for me. Ah there we go...."

Come Ye Back, My Love
(tune: I'LL LAY YE DOON, LOVE)

Oh, come ye back, my love, I'll take your hand
Come ye back, my love, come back to me
Oh, come ye back, my love, I'll take your hand
Come back from across the sea

There is a town, by the Kootenai River
Settled in the midst of the northern hills
And as I was walking, upon the shoreline
I spied a young lass a-crying her fill

I have a love, who's gone fishing up north
Among the deeps of the cold Bering Sea
And it's many a month since he's been gone
And I yearn for him to return to me

Many's the day and night he trawled the water
Dragging the net behind "The Flea",
But the storm it swept the freezing ocean
Swallowing my Willie into the sea.

She opens the locket upon her breast
Inside lies a picture of her man
Her teardrops stained his smiling face
As she walked slowly off the land

To this day she still haunts my dreams
And I yet wake with a tearful sigh
I see her wading into the rushing river
Even now my ears echo with her cry

Nathan Tompkins


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 04:16 AM

Everyone is gone now. I guess I'll just help the barmaid clean the tables. This was much better tonight for me than last night at the Mudcat Mellow Tavern. I guess I'm the only one left, Left is good Right! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 04:00 AM

Thanks Metchoin, Your advice is reassuring. I need someone like you and kat/katlaughing to respond to me as the new Mudcatter that I am. And thank you Sorcha for your wit and insight into this strange place. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 03:52 AM

Sorcha, I don't care if you ask me 'bout the "big read," I'll tell you all I know, but you might fall asleep after me. So, let's try and keep this relationship in the present....Sorry I didn't respond sooner. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: katlaughing
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 03:16 AM

Some of them haven't a clue what they are talking about themselves, Mets!**BG**


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Metchosin
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 03:04 AM

Don't worry wydyat12, even when you know of the alter egos of some of the characters that make their way into this Tavern, it's no guarantee that you will ever understand what some of them are talking about. Others are readily accessible.

There is a lot of references to past conversations with which others aren't necessarily privy. Take from it and give what you are able and welcome to the screwiest section of Mudcat.*BG*


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 02:08 AM

I don't have a clue yet to what you are all talking about, but I lova Ya. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 02:06 AM

And Hess, poor Amos' character is still frozen there waiting for you to reply to him! Thank goodness he wrote himself a first drink or he'd have died by now! (LOL) No wonder he hasn't left yet! I bet he's ready for a refill too.

And I'd be a whole lot mellower if you'd bring me a damn glass for these Rusty Nails! I drank out of the crock and spilled half of it so bring a refill too!

(You know I love you. Come down here to our house, we'll make LOTS of trubble.)

~S~

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 02:00 AM

BesBud, I will still watch yer back even if you quit watchin' mine, cuz I is a Good Person!

Fuggemall and start with the tall! Let him find it himself if he expects an answer from a sugardog! I tole him to go look for it yesterday! Hess you too! You gotta stay awake and run the Tavern if you open it! I got mauled last night! It warn't mellow! And you gotta read the damn posts!

Guess what, darlin's, I DON'T HOLD BACK ANYMORE. The function is permanently disabled, thanks be to God!!! This strife makes my uterus HURT! HURT IS NOT MELLOW.

Of course I still love you all dearly, but SHEESHE!! Back off a little bit, I can't breathe!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:54 AM

Matt, read my new thread "Hugs for Humanity." Then you'll know where I'm coming from. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:51 AM

Just say no. You go do it. And what is hesperis sorry for, anyway?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:40 AM

Yes M.

I AM leavin her in peace, just extendin an invite...case she ever wakes up and decided that Indian Man ain't comin' back. I don't never WANT to go back to being The Responsible Party for Everything.....she is YOUR dog, you be responsible for Her!

I aint takin this dump on me ****, you created her, you go find her. Dump on me is what my real life is doing just now, and I am just about ready to send them all to motels, laundromats and restaurants..........they want Service, they can PAY for it..........


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:33 AM

i gave you the thread name sorch. no search. filter.

-archy


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:21 AM

sorry.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:19 AM

YES'M.

Sugar Dog debut???? me find it? oh dear. Seems all MC searches are down, at least for me. Hi, WhyDat. Sorry some of us are so dense. Sorry for being a prickly hedge pig tonite. I am an almost 50 married female, Matt is a 22 yr old semi unattached male.....click on any of our names in a post to get a synopsis of who we are.....


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:11 AM

Scorcher, wdyat12 did introduce himself a bit in the New Member thread. I suggest you two go over there and do an interview. Please also be a good girl when you get back to feeling like being responsibubble, and show him how to find the thread where Sugar Dog made her debut. (Or Matt or Amergin can, cripes!) It's BS: Just the Mudcat Tavern from sometime in the last year, and part two that continues on from it. That way he will know how to stay out of trubble on sugarstuff. And learn how the Sugar Dog has no master, but knows many Sugar Dog Men while keeping herself to one Sugar Dog Luhvv Bed.

Now all of you leave Sugar Dog alone tonight. She is not in the Tavern. She is outside with the Indian and has asked several times to be left in peace, and is now clearly fast asleep over her reading, which should be o'bivious to anyone who READS!

'NUFF SAID.

~Susan


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:11 AM

Then keep yer onry meathooks offa me! lol!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 01:05 AM

Matt, How about hug from a friend??? wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:59 AM

Matt, I'm No Lady!!!! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:57 AM

You may ask me anything Sorcha, but for others how do I post my life here on Mudcat? For those other inquiring minds that are out there, I'm still quite vulnerable, but what the heck! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Matt_R
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:55 AM

Wdyat, I only want a hug if yer a lady. !!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:37 AM

Dat Sugar Dog, she doan nebah bite, she jus lik you plumb to dethe. Now, dis Sorcha woman, she sometime git prickly, as dat SugarDogWoman know, but she aint nebah out to rilly git you......like dat Velcro stuff--it sticks, but it do peel raht off.......jus lak dat Scorchys temper........

Dat velcro am a raght good nalogy, der, SugarDogMama, I git sooooooo prickly, but I does peel it right off iffn giben a chance. Trubble is, I isn't gibben miny chances here at de ScorchHouse.........I is jist alluz da responsible pahty......reprehendible for ebberding. Sick obdat. Ha.

wdyat12, we needs to know you too. I am reeel tempted to call you WhyDat.......you bin roun heah quite a bit lately and dat is GOOD! but seem lak ever time da discussion git seeriuz, you git yer feathers in a fluff and leave.....

Silly is as silly does, but we do get serious here sometimes. It was you, WhyDat, that demanded that I get serious about your thesis subject, and then you got all huffy about it. Trust me, I will NEVER ask you about your thesis again........you killed it.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:18 AM

Now Sugah Dawg I don't know your master and I wouldn't want to feed you anything without your master's approval, but You lookin' good Sugah Dawg! You got the prettiest coat and the loveliest tail! How's that for a Howdy? Please don't bite! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:08 AM

OK! But Sugah Dawg better bot bite! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 06 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{BIG HUGS TO EVERYBODY}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

Seems I'm not the only one who needs a hug. This is good.

Now, Wdyat12, you come over here and give that Sugah Dawg some good words, ok? An' dat sugah Dawg'll probably jes' lick yoah han'.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 11:51 PM

Matt, Need a Hug? That would have made last night a whole lot better for me. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 11:45 PM

Gimme something fast...I'm depressed tonight


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 11:40 PM

Wdyat12 Aside: Oh Hell! There's Sugar Dog! Should I apologize for last night or hide?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 11:37 PM

Move Stage Right: Wdyat12 Aside: Now things are picking up in this cozy place. People are hugging each other and feeling good. A few people even got a few things off their chests. It's great to take the load off. I can indentify with most of their life's problems. The one's that get in the way of a good time. Even Spot the Dog seems happier now that A perceived threat has moved to another corner. The're all showing up now, Metchosin, MattR, WYSIWYG, Guest, Sorcha, and even Lonesome EJ. I would like to get to know these people, but I still feel like a stranger here. I wish Spot the Dog would warm up a bit.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: The Sugar Dog (inactive)
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 11:18 PM

Sigh.... stretch.... wiggle.... hop down, stretch mah laigs, dang! Dat one good lawng sleep in dat saddlebag! Ah smell lahk leather, mm, mm, MM!

Oo, ee, the air is cold and clear tonight, lil moondrops fallin' down an' tickle mah nose too. Stars all pretty shine.

Been thinkin' 'bout mah Sugar Dog Men. They gits so bizzy! Ah know, Ah kin go where Ah want, doan hafta wait on 'em... butt they laff so fahn Ah allus lahk go where dey go!

Sniffsnufflesniff... scritchscratch.... lil water bubble up, nice drink. Cold, fresh. Hmmmm... nice. Whazzat Ah hear, far? Some laffin, over fum de mo-tell. Somebuddy callin' and callin' me... naw, Ah awreddy lahk where Ah at. Ah go play wid her nuther tahm. Sigh... people always callin' fuh Sugar Dog. Ah try an' show 'em how an' be one theyseff, they larnin', but slow.

Ah reckon Ah go see what in dat other saddlebag. Smell so nice! Huh, lookee dat groun', mess. Ah throwed out buncha crap, when Ah get up on in las' naght... whazzat, see... oh! Iss jus' a bunch uh damn simudocs! Ah leave 'em lay, lighten up de load, sheet he doan need them nohow....

HOP! Oo, dis one got paper too, smell lahk OLE SPAHSS! Whuzzat on dere... oo, ee! Iss a storee!! Maybe lotta storee--- no, one lawnnnng one! Ah curl up an' read, moondrops laght enuff wid mah shiny eyes... seem lahk Ah might could've read dis befo... it look all different tho... where that pencil markin go? Oh, dis one have new words.

Mmmm.... oh, dis good, dis real good! Ah gettin sleepy, but Ah wanna read...

~SD


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 10:31 PM

BesBud, you know I love you, but we are both so bristly tonight I can't give you a hug. (Velcro. People ain't ready for that!) So MMario, you huggem, I'll fuggem. Deal?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 10:21 PM

{{{{{{{{ooohhh}}}}}}}}golly gee, thanks, folks. Needed that. You know, sometimes this really DOES help.......just to make me feel like a real person again instead of the "Family Fetch".


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 10:17 PM

{{{{{sorcha}}}}}


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Metchosin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 10:01 PM

Here's a really big hug Sorcha (((((((((((HUG)))))))))))))


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:50 PM

I don't know the words, but hey, when did that ever matter?

Wey, hey, wey hey, Paddy and his boots,

Wey hey, hang Paddy for his boots.......
Haul that line, and turn that capstan, for we'll
Hang Paddy for his boots!

(uh, Sorch, you Ok, there, babe?)


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:48 PM

Hesperis, you're right. All I had to do was wish for grits and here they are, all over my lap. Guess I should've wished for a BOWL of grits.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:48 PM

Fuggem! Never mind who! Just FUGGEM!! Some of them know who they are, but I ain't SAYING! Just fuggemalltohell! Fuggemallwithshitfire! Fuggafewa you too! Fug you, and you, and especially YOU! Yeah! I'm talking to YOU!

Deep breath. Thanks Hess. Mellow that, willya, I gotta go back to it now.

Never mind who wrote this! You all know me! But I ain't SAYIN!

Buncha damn cookiefuggers around this place.... make em all TRADE cookies, yeah!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Metchosin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:44 PM

neither have I Sorcha, neither have I, so I'll be really thankful and sing REALLY loud!

TO ME WAY HEY AND A HEY YA!
WE'LL HANG PADDY DOYLE FOR HIS BOOTS!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:37 PM

Shit magnets.......yes, there must be. There has to be. I will admit, my problems are not the greatest in the world, but right now, they are all I can handle. My condolences to your friends, Mets. Truly tuffer than my problems. I have not lost a child, or a livlihood (yet).


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Metchosin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:26 PM

not to demean your problems Sorch, I know the feeling when things are piling up but I just got word half an hour ago, that a good friend's shop and joinery mill just burned to the ground this afternoon, fortunately no one was hurt, but these are the same people whose young daughter was killed in a car accident within the last year too.

Are there sh*t magnets????

Haven't read When Bad Things Happen to Good People for quite some time but I think I'll dig out my old copy. If any thing, it just made my travails pale by comparison.....jeez


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:07 PM

YES!! Let's hang Paddy Doyle!! If he is not a Unionist, surely his boots are!! Stomp, stomp!!

and there is:

We love children, yes we do,
Baked or boiled or in our stew........


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Metchosin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:04 PM

and in walks Mets, adroitly stepping over the possum piss with a much practised foot and blind eye. "Whew! just about ordered a drink and belted out a few songs at another watering spot before I realized I was at the wrong place...wierd.....

Hey Sorcha! Join me in a Chanty, I feel the need to clear my sinuses amongst other things and I'm sure a few rounds of We'll Hang Paddy Doyle For His Boots will make you feel better! ...might even work for me....I hope....

To me way hey and a hey ya!
We'll all throw sh*t at the cook!
(STOMP)

To me way hey and a hey ya!
We'll all shave under the chin
(ZZZZIPP)

To me way hey and a hey ya!
We'll all drink whiskey and gin!

Yeah a whiskey, any whiskey would go good about now....


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 08:54 PM

umm, I should be embarassed, but I AINT!! I really really wish I did have a baby possum to cuddle right now.....or a baby anything........(EX cept a human grandbaby!!--NOT ready for that!!) All hugs and cuddles accepted, even CleighPiss ones........that's how desperate I am.

Hubby is having MidLife crisis and is acting like he is single----ordered custom built Harley--has one FLT, this in #2.

Bubba is 22 and thinks Momma is his slave.......(yea, and whose fault is THAT?)

Kate is not well and we can't figger out what is wrong....

Annie the Corgi has a Bad Bottom and keeps wiping it all over the bed covers and carpet. She has been on Kaopectate for 3 days..........and getting a BottomBath twice a day.

The CopShop wants to move the Mr. to Salary.......with no overtime pay.......but, they are going to make him an Lt. out of the goodness of their hearts........

Amos Moses the cat is now completely blind and can't figure out/remember how to jump up on the washer where the cat food is (to keep it out of the dogs reach)

It is 6:40 PM local time, and I still have 4 loads of laundry to do, 2 of them jeans........(no doubt I will be posting at 3 AM Mudcat time......)

The new muffler we ordered for my car won't fit......

Bubba broke the ignition switch in the Suburban yesterday, so it won't turn over

The car we bought for Kate needs a $300 ignition module, and the steering column is loose.

There is more........but you don't really want to know. All hugs accepted.......((((((******))))))) Thanks, friends. It helps just to blow off steam.

Chill, chickie, chill. Calm now, calm. Pop a top, and be sure to save it for the Shriner's Hospital.....crap, I can't even have a beer without feeling guilty about the damn pop top!!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 08:34 PM

Well, come here and let me hug you, Sorch.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Dave Wynn
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 08:32 PM

Go find your own dim little corner wdyat....this one is taken....Grrrrr!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 08:18 PM

The Door Opens: wdyat12 Aside: Well, it's Monday night and there won't be any one here who remembers my antics of last night. It's so cozy and warm in here now. Look at all those sleepy people. I hope I don't meet up with Amergin again and I don't know how I could face Sugar Dog after what I said to her last night. What did I say to her last night? The coast looks clear, so I'll just move quietly into this little dim lit corner and watch the crowd. wdyat12 Moves Stage Left To Little Dim Lit Corner:


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 08:13 PM

Hi Group........Geez Leej, what are you eating anyway?..........Say has anybody seen Cleigh? He said he was heading over th....WHOASHITDAM........what the hell is on the floor here........liked to killed myself..............(whiff).........Oh....I see Cleigh has been here..........Looks like this is the "Mellow Yellow Tavern" now..................Where'd he go anyway? Hey, while I round him up can I get a Planter's Punch to go???

Spaw


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: catspaw49
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 07:59 PM

A small marsupial enters and see Sorcha going nuts. He knows she must be feeling terrible so he goes to her, smiles up sweetly, scampers around a bit and exits to the pantry leaving 'I Love You' written in possum piss on the tavern floor....................


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 07:58 PM

And if you're sick, the magical invisible robot servant will clean it up for you... fast!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 07:49 PM

LOL!

This is getting really popular!

I need to address some misconceptions - Leej - this is a Magical Tavern, as well. Whatever you want, you get. Now, the next time you want grits, just think of grits, and they'll be there, right next to you! (Isn't that easy!)

Sorcha - the acoustics are mellow in here. You can scream as hard as you want, and you won't even wake anybody up, ok? BTW, need a hug?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: nutty
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 07:48 PM

now, now Sorcha - this is no good at all for your blood pressure - have another drink - and another - and another - What not under the table yet??

Try a double or a treble or a fourple - feeling better now

NO NO - YOU CAN'T BE SICK THERE


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Sorcha
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 07:01 PM

to wench--to walk the gauntlet of dozens of painted wenches, all wearing bright lipstick which rubs off readily on the unsuspecting Wenchee.

That is probably my last intelligent contribution for the evening because............

I AM REALLY FRUSTRATED!!! I AM STOMPING MY FEET AND SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS BECAUSE THERE ARE TOO MANY THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT I CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT!!!!

STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP SCREAMSCREAMSCREAM..............(yea, I know this place is s'possed to be mellow, but I AINT MELLOW!!) FOCK MELLOW!!! I doan wanna mellow out.....I wanna throw a hissie fit!!!! So I AM!! So There!!

I feel marginally better now.........


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:58 PM

Hahah I left it there as long as possible!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:56 PM

jaze, e-mail me a snail address. A tape of one of our services-- the Saturday night one, acoustic and laid back. Rough quality but the fun....

Don't forget to pledge, though. And we have a capital campaign on, will you be attending the kick off dinner? No? The would you like to sponsor some stained glass repairs?

Hey MMario, I just realized. When we get ready to be searched... I should canvass Mudcatters first to see where Hardi should send his resume. Load up the search committee with the local Mudcatters. I mean, we just had one Mudcatter wanting to move house in the UK, and checking sessions before decding where. I think we should auction Hardi off, whaddaya think, when he gets restless for a new call?

Dang! Kat was right! It really IS all at the Mudcat!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: AggieBethie
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:54 PM

I will definately be at Scarborough this year! I am so excited. ;-) When is the faire in Raliegh? I might just have to take a road trip. My next faire is the Excalibur Fantasy Faire in Smithville, small but fun. I will be there in all my wenchery and will be having quite a good time. Hope to wench some of you there. ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:48 PM

technically - yes. Ones active and one passive
- GRAMATTICALLY you gits!

if I remember my language arts lessons.

anyway - it's sorta like the difference between uhmmmmm,errrrrr walking a dog and a dog being walked.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,jaze
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:44 PM

Wysiwyg I think yours is a parish I would like to belong to!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:44 PM

Doesn't the verb "To wench" also mean for a man to go off in search of (and then enjoy) wenches?

So wasn't it Matt who was wenching as well as being wenchified?

I have trouble with these little technicalities.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:36 PM

Nothing that can't be performed in public in front of mildly tolerant spouses. Under normal circumstances. Mostly.

As it has evolved in the sub-culture of ren-faires - wench guild members put on their most rub-offable brightest red lipstick, "walk" until they find likely prey - then wench mark him, one after the other - usually to his great pleasure. Sometimes with banter.

Matt - did you ever get that lipstick out of your ear canal?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:33 PM

Yes, jaze, and I am the normal one... Hardi is the real surprise. Holy and at the same time so human people have trouble believing he is really a priest... till he leads a liturgy or shows up to pray with them when someone is dying. That man... he's ALL THAT. He's been a priest since '79, right out of college and then seminary. Me, I only been with him since late '92, so I am catching up a bit on that pastorwife thing.

The night we met I decided to marry him, IF he was the realdeal as a priest. (I can't bear hyposcrisy; whatever one's beliefs are I say LIVE them.) So I took myself off to church for the first time in years just to see if he was full of shit. He wasn't. He was the Real Deal. Helps me be the realdeal me, too.

But if you think I'm over on the edge as a pastorwife-- or that he is as a pastor-- you oughtta see us in action together!! No search committee can resist us!

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Midchuck
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:32 PM

What exactly does "wench" mean as a verb? Or is it something an old married man is better off not knowing?

Peter.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 06:01 PM

sometimes it happens. And sometimes the post just vanishes, like mine just did.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 05:59 PM

jeez,jaze! We heard you the first dozen or so repititions of the question. YES, she is really truly honest-ta-gad the wife of an Episcopalian priest!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,jaze
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 05:59 PM

sorry about that . I don't know what I did I did I did I did
I undid undid undid a few of them. --JoeClone


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,jaze
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 05:57 PM

Is Wysiwig aka Praise REALLY a preacher's wife??? Cool.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 04:09 PM

Any chance of Marion AND Bethie coming to Raleigh in March? I'd love to be wenched by Bethie!

--Matt


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 03:50 PM

aggiebethwench - Any chance you might be visiting Scarborough this season? There is a faint possibility I may be there Memorial Day weekend.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: AggieBethie
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 03:33 PM

Yawn... Sorry, the wench fell asleep, but I guess a couple drinks can do that to you. Look out hesperis, there's a rose coming your way. Any lucky men out there want to be wenched ;-) I'm getting my second wind. Bartender, a round of warm apple cider for everyone and wenching all around. Now to settle down in my chair for some singing; anyone want to join me?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: AggieBethie
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 03:32 PM

Yawn... Sorry, the wench fell asleep, but I guess a couple drinks can do that to you. Look out hesperis, there's a rose coming your way. Any lucky men out there want to be wenched ;-) I'm getting my second wind. Bartender, a round of warm apple cider for everyone and wenching all around. Now to settle down in my chair for some singing; anyone want to join me?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 03:26 PM

technically the MudCat tavern is a private club - no closing time - it's a loophole


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: nutty
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 03:01 PM

Wonder if this Landlord will let us have a stoppyback then we needn't go home for a while

(for the benefit of those over the pond - a stoppyback is drinking in the backroom of the pub after it has closed for the night -technically, for it to be legal, no money should change hands - but very few landlords will oblige )


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 02:49 PM

Grumphhhh...HUH? Oh....man, I needed that nap. I'll just (slurp) finish my port, here. Brush some o' these durn Sugar Dog hairs off my Dockers, and order me up the Mudcat Breakfast Special...fried catfish, two over easy...WHADDAYA MEAN NO GRITS? Oh sorry, mellow it is. I'll take the tofu scramble.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:44 PM

Did I get a hug last night hesperis? I must have fallen asleep. I should have asked for a hug at the beginning of the evening and then I would'nt have been such a case. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:55 PM

Ah yes, much better thanks!! MMmMMmm Hesp, you smell like spaghetti...


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:46 PM

::laughs at Carol, MMario, and Matt::

Of course you can have one too, Matt!

{{{{{{{{{{{Matt!}}}}}}}}}}}} (Feel better now?)

Carol - #6 isn't quite done enough to play, (no melody in the verses yet,) and it's a mandolin song. But I found a few trad songs I like, so hopefully I'll be making a CD starting in the summer. But you might not be able to deal with the power of those ones either... when I record, I tend to put a LOT into it!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:29 PM

I'm sorry Mario! But when Bethie said that thing about being a lusty young wench..well....once you get wenched..you're hooked for life!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:24 PM

Geeziz, MMario. When I said something that tastes good and has one of those little umbrellas in it, I was talking about a drink.

(just when you think it's safe to go back into the tavern... )


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:18 PM

Matt! Take that umbrella off right now!
yeesh - you introduce a guy to some wenches and next thing you know you have a textual monster on your hands

Nice to slow down a bit. And these recliners are..so...comfy........hand me that afghan, will ya? *yawn* 'scuse me.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: CarolC
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:07 PM

I'll take anything that tastes good and has one of those little umbrellas it it, please.

Hmmm... Is that an electronic keyboard I see over there in the corner? The mood in this place is just right... a moonlit night, the faint glow of the faerie ring visible just outside the window. Maybe if I ask real nice, I can get hesperis to play #6 for me...


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Matt_R
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 11:46 AM

:-( can I get a hug too?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,Roger the skiffler
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 10:25 AM

Had to push my way through a crowd arguing about admission policy or dress code or something in the Snug Bar to get here. Gimme a large one,bartender.
Say, what do you get if you cross Bjorn & Benny with the new US President and Homer Simpson?
A bad Fred Flintstone impression: "AbbaDubyaDoh".
What'cha mean the bar's closed?
OK,don't push, I'm going!
RtS


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 10:10 AM

She's in the saddlebag, silly, waiting for the Big Guy to take her for a ride! And quite cozy and content, too, if her happy little snores are any indication.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 09:19 AM

Oh, goody! Somebody needs a hug! (That means I get one too!)

{{{{{{{{wdyat12}}}}}}}}

There ya go.

Hey, where'd that Sugah Dawg go?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 02:17 AM

So Hug Me! I need a friend right now! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 02:04 AM

Sorry, lad, but the tab is Bert's...and who are you? I just looked at some of you're posts...and you seem to be some one who desperately needs a hug...I was up there joking (and failing miserably) with a friend....but your comments seem to carry barbs, designed soley to hurt...and I have noticed the same pattern in several of your posts....Now, I got to go apologise to my dear friend Sugar Dog and hope she'll sit in my lap...so you'll just have to excuse me if I don't pay you anymore attention...


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:50 AM

Come on I was only kidding! This Is the Mellow Mudcat Cafe afterall! Bye... Tab's on Me!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:47 AM

Sugar Dog has shut her mouth, and I'm headed for bed.

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:44 AM

Stay out of this Sugar Dog, I'm talkin' to WYSIWYG Now! So, do you need a little time out too? wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:41 AM

Uh Sugar Dog, I'm not sure if I really want to be "soakin' it up".....


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:39 AM

(Ah sez HUSH yo MOUF! Ah awreddy outsahd! You boahs!! Don' be gross! Ah is not A sugar dog, Ah DE Sugar Dog! Ah exude this wunnafulness jes bah BEIN'! Rolls offa me in waves! Cain't you tell when you soakin' it up??? Huh! Now HUSH yoseff UP! Ah HAHDIN' out heah!)

~SD!


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:31 AM

Let me put this to ya another way. Do You need to speak with me outside?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:28 AM

Sugar Dog? This Mellow Mudcat Tavern is suposed to be a friendly place, but you have me worried. Do you need for me to take you for a little walk?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:21 AM

Uh, Sugar Dog, how do you create it? Or do I want to know?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: The Sugar Dog (inactive)
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:20 AM

(psst! wd! Ah ain't pss'ed! Ah lahk dis ALL de tahm! Ah doan DRINK it, Ah, um, sorta create it! Right nice yuh kin see me, that mean you a Sugar Dog Man or a Sugar Dog yoseff. Or MAYBE a whisky cat. Thass all the creaturs whut kin see a sugar dog. Now hush on up! Ah fittin' tuh suhprahz dat big guy whut is in dere havin himseff a tahm, when he come out tuh fetch him his Indian!)


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:18 AM

(psst! SD!This is only natural for me to say the same thing over and over in a different ways. I was a middle school art teacher).


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 01:11 AM

(psst! SD! You're doing much better than I thought! This round's on me!) I don't think I could negotiate that right now, but I'll keep that in mind or somewhere. wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: The Sugar Dog (inactive)
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:59 AM

(psst! wdyat! you can put them all in one post!)

~SD


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,http://www.delphi.com/FOXsWolves
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:57 AM

http://www.delphi.com/FOXsWolves


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:56 AM

Now were geting there! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:52 AM

And another round for whatever Sugar Dog is on! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:50 AM

And another round of Port for EJ! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: The Sugar Dog (inactive)
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:48 AM

Sniff... sniff.... yup, Ah reckon dat de same Indian whut Ah saw las' tahm, an' WonderGoose carry me so far. Sigh... ah were thinkin' Ah might could use a drop... wal... but then... (waggy wags) s'hard, 'sistin' a Indian... (eyes snapping now) nice night fer ride... go fer a ride, go fer a ride... huh huh HUH!

Lil saddlebag fit JES' raght, iffen Ah paws out summa this crap is in there... mm, mm, MM! Ah fittin' tuh git me a RAHD this tahm! Hoo, EE!

~Sugar Dog


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:45 AM

Very well spoken Amos! Have another round! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Amos
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:40 AM

The quiet, sere night is suddenly disturbed by the watery basso profundo reverberations of a huge '39 Indian, a handrubbed midnight gloss twinkling under the stars as the giant bike, moonlight glinting from its chrome, cuts throught the winding curves of the small country road, the double-trouble glass-pack rhythm of its powerful engine coming closer and closer through the winter's dark. It breaks into view a mile down the road, glistening in the moonlight and giving off a faint and mystic aura of mint lightning as it veers to a halt in front of the sleepy tavern. A tall and lanky stranger strides in, his right shoulder sporting abright-eyed Capuchin monkey and his left arm carrying a Dreadnought case.

"A long haul on a cold night! Who's keeping the bar! Where's Miss Caitrin? A pint of the brownest and vilest, if you will, fair keep! I've driven all the way here from the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed, with a short stop in Arlington to call on the Gaelic Goddess herself, up to her knees in a shag experiment, she was, but that's another tale....Thanks, and long life to you!"

He retires to the corner, puts the monkey on the bar, and props his elbow on the bar with his huge fist curled around a quart of Guiness' best....


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:31 AM

I didn't write this out like this, Really! wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wdyat12
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:25 AM

"'Twas the schooner Hesperis that sailed the wintery sea The skipper brought along his daughter to bear him company Blue were her eyes as the fairyflax, her cheeks like the dawn of day Her bosum white as the hawthorn bud, that ope'in the month of May..." Pretty relavent stuff, don't you think? wdyat12


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Amergin
Date: 05 Feb 01 - 12:02 AM

AGGie!! Been missing you in paltalk lately!! Where've you been?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 11:58 PM

Hey! How the hell is everybod...oh. Sorry. It's the Mudcat Mellow Tavern. Uh, let me have a nice glass of Port, and I'll grab this rocker next to the fire, and catch up on my reading. Ah yes....Howard's End, page 6.

Away she hurried, not beautiful, not supremely brilliant, but filled with something that took the place of both qualities-- something best described (yawn) as a profound vivacity, a continual and..a continual...snore


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: AggieBethie
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 10:51 PM

I lusty young wench walks into the bar and throws her cape over the nearest chair. She strolls to the bar, checking out everyone as she sways her hips. What's this? Someone wants to buy me a drink? How wonderful! Maybe a plate of fish and chips to go along with it? Aww, how sweet. Now to recline on the couch and enjoy my food and drink.

What's for dessert? ;-)


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: flattop
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 10:00 PM

Post-it.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: flattop
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 09:54 PM

Minestrone nightmares.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 09:51 PM

first thing in the am, I promise. My eyes are crossing. I'm sure they are fine though. the attachments.

And the d*mn "Peacock Envy" thread keeps intruding on my thought process, what little thought process I have left tonight. With a little luck I may have another item for my "variations on love" concert a week from thursday. But probably not.

Another caffiene to help me sleep. I am out for the night


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: GUEST,EMG
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 09:51 PM

A short, solid figure enters. Perhaps 3/4 Human and 1/4 Dwarf. Male, far into middle age, but in denial. Black jeans and turtleneck, bulky black parka.

Ruger Super Blackhawk (with the 10.5" barrel) in cross-draw holster on the right hip; 20 gigawatt x-ray laser handgun in low-slung tie-down holster on the left; cross-hilted hand-and-a-half sword slung diagonally across back; gigbag about OM-size over right shoulder.

He grabs a bar stool, sets down the gigbag and pulls off various weapons and belts, heaps them on the bar so he can sit comfortably, and rests his head in his hands on the bar.

"I've been all day hacking through great knots of unidentified cables and slogging through the Grey Fog of Windoze to get here, and I ended up having to elude several paranoid giant 'possoms to make it to the door. Tell me you have Labatt Blue Light? Please?"


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 09:38 PM

Hess, it's a perfectly good question. If EMG knows what it means s/he must answer yes, and that would tell me a lot. If EMG has no idea what I am talking about... then I doubt I know this one.

The cape is Hardi's Cappa Negra. Very cool for graveside services and cold churches. I mean warm. Oh you know what I mean.

Rusty Nails are good for everything, MMario, but did you finish your reading yet? (I have mail to get out!) Rusty Nails, you know, is half Drambuie and half real good scotch, sniftered. I like mine via IV drip. Or I, IV, V drip. Here, hold out yer arm... I've already warmed the crock...

~Wizzbangywig


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: flattop
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 09:19 PM

Rice Dream.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: MMario
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 09:06 PM

Rusty Nails? are they good for anemia? Never mind, I'll stick with something high caffiene. Just realized that tho' I have finished the christening cap for the march birth I have committed to three more crochet projects before summer AND still have to make a birthday present for my sister. Why do I se some all nighters coming up?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:36 PM

hesperis wakes up again.

Hmmm. I don't think that question is specific enough...

Oh, and who are you trying to fool with that hooded cape?


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:20 PM

First question for EMG. Yes or no-- have we ever traded great text at HearMe?

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:19 PM

zzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz --- "What? Oh, hi! I didn't see you come in!"

hesperis gives a sleepy little wave, and goes back to her nap.


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: wysiwyg
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:10 PM

Ah yes.... to the recliners, and look, Hess has already set out a beautiful crockery jar of Rusty Nails....

Did a good bit of work this weekend, almost doing normal activities again. Now... if I could get that appointment moved up from April... new glasses... then I could see, too... and not mess up my links like a mad Dunderbeckian driving good people to distraction...

Maybe jeepman will come in and give us the tune he's working on... Miss the Mississippi and you.....

Maybe Barry T will come in and find a new way to fall in love with music all over again...

Maybe Amos will stop by and reveal his own peacock effort...

Maybe Sorcha will stop by and curl up for a nice long snuggle with a good friend, and finally get some sleep while we stand guard ober her peace...

Maybe Giac will come by and drowse off telling us a story...

Maybe JenEllen will come in all relaxed and philosphical and give us galpals her take on the Real Secrets of Married Life...

Or, maybe an Evil Mystery Guest will come in and we can play "What's My Mind?"

~S~


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: alison
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:09 PM

can't get in.. the door is padlocked... where'd I leave that damned crowbar??????.... ah there it is......

SNAP.......POING..... and the padlock goes skiting off into the distance.......

hi Hesperis...... anyone making stew yet?... OK I'll get some going........

mind you think I'll have a cup of tea on that comfy chair first.........


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Subject: RE: BS: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:05 PM

Mmmm. I really need a drink, after almost killing one of my hamsters. Selkie is much better now.

Ahh! I sink into the comfy, warm chair, as a glass and a plate appear on the table beside as if by magic. Oh, it is magic! Hmmm, warm food, good cider, soft chair... maybe I'll take a nap...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzz.....


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Subject: MUDCAT MELLOW TAVERN
From: hesperis
Date: 04 Feb 01 - 08:01 PM

The evening is dark.

You stride along the familiar path, and soon see glowing lights around the bend. A Faerie ring glows in the moonlight as you turn onto the walkway. Two bright windows spill warm light onto the path. The door creaks open, and you smell the heavenly scent of stir-fry, along with fish and fries, and apple cider warming.

Welcome to the Mudcat Mellow Tavern, fellow traveller!


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