BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Ralphie
Date: 06 Mar 02 - 02:51 AM

And over here in the UK, John Peel played every track from Eilerts last studio album on consecutive shows..!
Not sure what that did for the ratings
His live album was slightly disapointing, IMHO, as the band tried to follow Eilert.....Noooooo!!
Great site though..Regards Ralphie

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Tony in Sweden
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 05:19 PM

Ian if you drop me a line I'm sure I could fix you up with a new cassette.
Eilart's big here in Sverige, and he sells out his gigs believe it or not.
We've even taken to playing songs at work just to put a smile back on our faces!
To think, the guy actually believd he was Elvis.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Cappuccino
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 05:05 PM

I've just had this appalling vision of a 'hooked on Eilart Pilaum' maxi-single medley.

Another brandy, quick....!

- Ian B

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 10:55 AM

All Shook Up is incredible!!! Sounds like last call at a bad Karaoke night.

How do these people get recorded??

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: sophocleese
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 10:54 AM

For a delightful romp through modern kazonic pyrotechnics you can check out the version of Whole Lotta Love by the Temple City Kazoo Orchestra. Its had everybody in my family on the floor with laughter.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: alison
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 02:41 AM

I found references to the single ... it was called "Classical Muddly"... now if only I can find an mp3.....


slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 02:19 AM

I think I just wet myself.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Genie
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 01:47 AM

Gawd, Bill D, yer right! Patsy's voice sounds great, as usual, but the arrangement really sucks--especially those back-up singers! Some songs seem to sound great no matter what musical style and tempo they're done in. I guess "Mountain Railroad" isn't one of them.

Genie

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: alison
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 01:34 AM

remember back in the late 70's - 80's there was a spate of "Hooked on Classics" (and Jive Bunny)megamix recordings... lots of tunes/ songs joined by hand clapping

wellllllllllll....... the Portsmouth sinfonia did their own version.... needless to say the key and tempo changes were appalling and the hand clapping was out of time.... it was WONDERFULLY bad!!

if anyone has a recording of that, I'd love to hear it again...


slainte

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Rolfyboy6
Date: 05 Mar 02 - 01:10 AM

Desdaemona, deepest thanks from the Tweedboard for providing perspective and proportion in our musical lives. It is safe to say that you have discovered one end of the musical scale of values. We are truly "All shook up."

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 08:12 PM

I live to serve!

I must say that (so far), if forced to choose a favourite Eilert number, it would be "In The Ghetto"....there are just no words adequate to describe the way it makes me feel.....at least not in English; maybe the Swedes have a word for it?

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: alison
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 07:26 PM

ah no... you haven't heard them do the "Hallelujah Chorus" with their choir..... lol

been a big fan for years

I have 3 CDs by the Portsmouth Symphonia... PM me if you're interested..... (2 classical and one where they do pop songs....mmmmmmmmmmm)

great site...... er... thanks

sliante

alison

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Jeanie
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 07:20 PM

Thanks Desdemona ! I'm with Sophocleese as a new fan of the Portsmouth Sinfonia - yes, it's a difficult choice, but I agree - Also Sprach Zarathustra just has to be their very best offering, a talent of musical timing only just exceeded by the Swinging Swede. A word of caution to any Alan Rickman fans: *on no account* listen to his rendering "Intelligence" on this website. Come to think of it, remembering him singing "The sun ain't gonna shine any more" with Juliet Stevenson in "Truly, Madly, Deeply" should have been prior warning. BUT ... in case you missed them: do listen to "The Singing Sisters of Syracuse" performing "Chloe". Thanks again, Desdemona - you've made my evening! And my daughter is going to introduce her music teacher to the Portsmouth virtuosos tomorrow !

- Jeanie

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: little john cameron
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 07:15 PM

Secret museum o the air?Whit is that Steve? ljc

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: RangerSteve
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 07:08 PM

"My Bathroom" is a classic. And Yoko Ono isn't as bad as people decribe her, simply because there aren't words in the English language to decribe how bad she is.

While you're at Miserable Music, go to their links, then click on Incorrect Music. Its a web page of a radio show. They have all their past broadcasts on file. All the stuff at Miserable music and more. They are to bad songs what The Secret Museum of the Air is to great ethnic music.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: little john cameron
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 07:01 PM

Me again!!Ah'm fascinatit aboot how come the aff key singers annae hear that their singin is flat or sharp?Ah can see that when they are singin they cannae hear it,bit when ye hear the playback ye wid think it wis obvious.This is another ane o lifes great mysteries.Ah mind ah did a sang an' the concertina player had a bad reed an' dragged me oot wi' it.Ah never noticed it oan the playback ,bit it came back tae haunt me when ah heard it oan the record.Funny enough it turned oot tae be ane o the maist popular oan the album.ljc

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: little john cameron
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 06:21 PM

Naw initials are A.K.
Ah wis jist listenin again,an' ah wis oan the edge o' mah seat waitin,waitin an' waitin for the big endin o Love me tender.He never disappointed me.
Oan the ither haun he's no hauf bad in his ain language.Mibbe when he gets comforable in English he'll be a force tae be reckoned wi.The record company are no fools!! ljc

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Cappuccino
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 06:07 PM

LJC, you wouldn't by any chance be referring to Sydney, would you?!!!

- Ian B

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: little john cameron
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 06:00 PM

Jings Des,ye're a richt sadist!!
When ah wis livin back hame we had a fellah wha will remain nameless that that sang?? Elvis stuff.He wis that bad that people came fae aw ower tae hear him.A few years ago there wis a big celebration in the toon hall for his 25yrs in "Showbiz".The place wis mobbed.Ah mind ane time he ran alang the stage an' slid oan his knees as the finale.They had tae cairry him aff as his knees were were fu' o splinters.He telt mah pal,big Eain"If ye teach me how tae play the guitar ,ah'll teach ye how tae sing"
Nevertheless,take the money whitever wie ye can get it.ljc

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 04:07 PM

I took it upon myself to do a bit of research; and what a motherlode of....riches I found!

http://eilertpilarm.to/ (this is Swedish, but worth a look!)

http://www.algonet.se/~pergunne/ljud.html (HEAR the SOUNDS!)

http://www.algonet.se/~pergunne/eilert.html (Everyrthing you wanted....and more, including how to buy Eilert's CDs!!!)

I know what everyone on MY list is getting next Christmas---Eilert's Jul!!! Pass the aquavit, STAT.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 03:59 PM

I know it; I didn't know "All Shook Up" could SOUND like that....and I'll bet neither did Elvis, no matter HOW many drugs he'd taken. On the other hand, maybe he got hold of a copy and THAT'S what killed him!

I especially like the tortured "uuuuuhhhhhhh" sounds so cunningly substituted for the "uh huh huh"s of the original!

Definitely one of those musical treats that must be experienced to be believed....imagine having the chance to see him in concert---sigh.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Cappuccino
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 03:45 PM

Desdemona, thank you, thank you, thank you... I discovered Eilart Pilaum III (to give him his full title) in Sweden some years back, and brought a cassette home with me, but lost it - and nobody ever believes me when I tell them about him.

It takes a very rare talent to sing and get the timing so wrong...

Thanks again.

- Ian B

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 03:39 PM

no way a page can adequately do justice to the BAD music of the world.

why, they don't even have 'Life's Railway To Heaven' - Patsy Cline a truly atrocious rendering of a great song.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 03:13 PM

I'm surprised he's not there with EVERTHING he wrote!

LOL!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: little john cameron
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 02:10 PM

Ah'm surprised Stompin Tom isnae there wi "The Wind" ljc

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 02:03 PM

Oh, I'm just so glad you're all enjoying it as much as I have (read:I'm no longer suffering alone!). I thought several of Yoko Ono's pieces had a lot to say as well; if only I could understand what it was......

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: sophocleese
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 01:39 PM

Thank you, Thank you, Thank you Des. The Portsmouth Sinfonia's performance of Also Sprach Zarathustra moved me to tears. I had never heard of the POrtsmouth Sinfonia before but NOW I will add my name to those wishing to get their albums released on CD. Anybody else who is interested can check out this for more information.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 01:33 PM

Glenn Yarborough singing anything. Anthony Newley singing anything else. It's something about all that sincerity and all that vibrato.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: M.Ted
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 01:17 PM

When I listened to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" I began to hyperventilate--I am over it now, but am still lightheaded--the antiphonal choir is a particularly devastating effect--as are the saxes--definitely more fun than Charlotte Church!

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: ard mhacha
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 01:16 PM

Nothing comes close to Frank Sinatra sing "The road to Mandalay" cringe factor 100%, like scraping glass on a slate. Ard Mhacha.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 01:16 PM

My brother owns a first pressing 45 of the Nimoy/Baggins song......he ain't turning loose of it, either.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Melani
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:50 PM

Wow, Des, thank you so much for that very educational link. I never realized Leonard Nimoy could sing! (By the way, who WROTE that? There should be a special Grammy for this category!)

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: MMario
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:43 PM

hey! Nimoy at least got one "not bad" rating. You'll note that Shatner's rating is red-lined!

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:42 PM

Oh, when Jerry was off he was indeed waaaaaaaay off, but when he was ON----!

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: GUEST,Willie-O
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:39 PM

Shouldn't speak ill of the dead Des.

Or the Dead, but honestly, just about anything Jerry Garcia ever sang, speaking of bleeding ears...great great player, true feeling in everything he did, but still....

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:38 PM

Pilarm,

Some classics there. Thanks.

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:24 PM

And what about Leonard Nimoy singing "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins"? Or the immortal recording of Linda McCartney's stoned &/or nauseous back-up vocals on "Hey Jude"? My ears are bleeding.....

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Mrrzy
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:23 PM

Blicky

Subject: RE: BS: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: little john cameron
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:21 PM

Grrreat stuff.Pilarm, Eilart this guy is a musical genius.Sweden is the place to go!!! ljc

Subject: Y'all are gonna hate me, but.....
From: Desdemona
Date: 04 Mar 02 - 12:02 PM

Click here:

http://www.miserablemelodies.com/