Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST Date: 09 Oct 02 - 04:10 AM |
Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 01 Oct 02 - 05:02 AM I can tell you all that I didnae attend and it was a resounding failure !! the applause was underwhelming I'm sooo moved darlings |
Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Madame Elsie U Toonite Date: 01 Oct 02 - 03:01 AM I am sorry lads and lasses - you will notice that the great one whose non attendance we all supported has been absent from this and every other mudcat thread for a few days. Well I have to report that whilst he was non attending he defected to the other side - yes MCFat has turned - he's now the kareoke king of Kilnsea! |
Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,pink and white rabbit Date: 01 Oct 02 - 02:55 AM Yes, do tell oh wise and non attendant one - how was your Sunday afternoon's non appearance? |
Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Noreen Date: 30 Sep 02 - 07:41 PM Please tell us how it didn't go, Jim.... |
Subject: RE: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,soos Date: 30 Sep 02 - 03:56 PM How did the non event go? Was it a success? Did people from all over the world not go? Did anyone go? Is Mr McDonald now an international non artiste? Did he not appear in his trousers? I cant bear not knowing!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: rambling rose Date: 29 Sep 02 - 06:37 AM Well seeing as how the gorgeous McFat is not appearing will have to make do with the Mick Pini Band at the Adelphi on De Grey St in Hull - its the new Sunday Blues Club every week 1-5 - £5 admission for big out of town artistes and £1.50 for local ones. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull Date: 29 Sep 02 - 02:49 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 28 Sep 02 - 02:42 AM I will be going to Beverley - no more support from me after the Edwina diary confessions! |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 28 Sep 02 - 02:07 AM we you still luv me now your famous? |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: brid widder Date: 27 Sep 02 - 07:47 PM you've made it Jim... there are people not coming from all over the world.... |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Linda Kelly Date: 27 Sep 02 - 01:39 PM As i was walking up the stair - I met a man who wasn't there |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Posh and Becks Date: 27 Sep 02 - 08:24 AM Sorry fat bloke but me and Victoria won't be able to come. I've got to kick a ball about a bit and Vic's is busy with the sprogs. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,President Jaques Chirac Date: 27 Sep 02 - 08:22 AM Moi ausi non attende le gig de le gross bastarde |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Nelson Mandella Date: 27 Sep 02 - 07:58 AM Me an my Gert will alos not be there this Sunday but best wishes go to the fat bloke |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Kofi Annan Date: 27 Sep 02 - 04:53 AM We at the UN will put a resolution together abot non attendance Ah mean we can't let the fat one get wasted even if he does get wasted on de drink ah lotto de time |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 27 Sep 02 - 04:48 AM Yes Noreen you're right again I won't be at Banbury either and can I just say chaps and chappeses that I really am truely underwhelmed by your resounding vote of apathy in the matter of not coming to my gig. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Jeffrey Archer Date: 26 Sep 02 - 06:24 PM As one's dishonourable Lordship is also likely to be absenting oneself from the jolly champagne soiree mentioned by one's cousin Jeremy... well James old bean I too look forward to not seeing you on sunday |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Noreen Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:39 PM Jim, when's your next non-appearance that we can make a point of not attending, please? (You're not not going to Banbury, are you not?) |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Red and White Rabbit Date: 26 Sep 02 - 03:32 PM I'd like to support Ian Duncan Smith on this one. The idea that someone attends the fat bastards engagement is imperative - its not very often that the guy accepts proposals ( i should know he's turned me down three times) That guy Esher isnt the best guy for the job - the fat bastard needs all the publicity he can get and I understand Madame Dominatrix will be showing her support( the pink one with the fluffy bits ) for the fat bastard by her non attendance at Beverley. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Jeremy Archer Date: 26 Sep 02 - 02:02 PM I'm sooooo sorry not to be not joining you chaps but I'm not going to a rather super party ... I won't be drinking lots of lovely champers actually |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,johm from ull Date: 26 Sep 02 - 12:59 PM I might not go, if I am not doing anything. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: BanjoRay Date: 26 Sep 02 - 12:55 PM In response to the nucular threat posed by weapons of mass destructivisation from Madame Who Sane, I shall absentify myself from your non-preformance. Yours Sincerifically |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Rev Ian Paisley Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:33 AM Well if youse lot are not goin then neither are we !! |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Gerry Adams Date: 26 Sep 02 - 09:32 AM If it does not affect the Gude Fryday Agreement then our boys will be making a non appearance |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Charles Kennedy Date: 26 Sep 02 - 08:16 AM We Liberal Democrats are literarly sitting on the fence on this issue and the splinters are hurting my arrrse |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Ian Duncan Smith Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:57 AM I cannot support the Prime Minister's view on this subject it is imperative that someone attends the Fat Bastard's engagement and even though he won't be there we at this party will send someone to represent the party. So we will be sending a spotty barrister from Esher who has no real grasp on the real world who only drinks perrier water and has never been caught yet wearing a basque with a tangerine in his mouth while being whipped by a Madame Domanatrix |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Sir Roger de Beverley Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:47 AM An even more effective protest would be to come to my monthly session in the Sun from 4pm and then walk out in protest at 7pm and go down to Oddies for their evening session. R |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,Tonee & Cherie Date: 26 Sep 02 - 05:35 AM Well... Noreen ... as I said at the focus group for fat bastards last month...the governments policy on ...er...supporting MC Fat....is quite clear..we will not be attending...as he is not going to be..er..there... so Noreen it's tea and canapes at yours dear...followed by a photo opportunity with some..shellbacky people. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 26 Sep 02 - 04:42 AM What in heavens name has one done.....Thank you all for not coming to my non gig on Sunday please pass on the message that your non attendance is not required. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: brid widder Date: 25 Sep 02 - 04:49 PM what in the world has come over you Jim? I AM your fan club!... |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Amos Date: 25 Sep 02 - 01:23 PM We're unwith you all the way, Big Guy! :>) Hundreds of us, from all over the planet, will show the true Mudcat spirit in your support by joining you in your absence from the Sun Inn. What a groundswell!! What a community! One little post, and they turn out in their hundreds to make their absence known...raising their voices in an overwhelming wave of pure silent solidarity, unshoulder to unshoulder... A |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Jeri Date: 25 Sep 02 - 12:35 PM I usually feel sooo left out, but I'm happy to announce that I will definitely support this ungig by not being there. |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Noreen Date: 25 Sep 02 - 12:16 PM OH NO! And I had cleared my diary especially to support you, Jim! (aside) Wonder if Tony and Cherie are still free for tea... |
Subject: RE: BS: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: Sir Roger de Beverley Date: 25 Sep 02 - 12:03 PM I'm sure that it will only be a matter of time before you are treating us all to "yester f----ng day" once more at the Sun R |
Subject: MC not playing Beverley this Sunday From: GUEST,MC Fat Date: 25 Sep 02 - 07:22 AM I've got guzumped !!! Boo hoo it is indeed the very excellent Banoffi and not moi who is playing the Sun Inn on Sunday 29th could someone pass this info to Brid Wiider and crew as they were going to be my fan club !!! |
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