BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice

Subject: RE: BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: Little Hawk
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 01:09 PM

Good Irish joke!

- LH

Subject: RE: BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: Amos
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 12:56 PM

Black Thoughthole, n.:

A black hole made up of very condensed emotional turbulence with a periphery known as the "discrimination horizon" -- anything that gets pulled in past it is just rolled into the turbulent stew. Analytical attention and clear thought tend to get drawn toward it and sucked in to it, but none has ever been known to escape it. Scientists are puzzled and suspect that there may be a far larger distribution of these Black Thoughtholes throughout the cognitive topography of the universe at large than was previously imagined.

When black thoughtholes appear in the proximity of a human head they appear identical to certain other kinds of holes associated with that peculiar form, a phenomenon scientists have observed for some time but are unable to shed any light on.

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Subject: RE: BS: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: rangeroger
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 12:49 PM

Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering when the US would begin invading when his telephone rang.
"Hallo,Mr.Hussein!" aheavily accented voice said."This is Paddy,down at the Harp Pub in County Sligo,Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring war on you!"

"Well,Paddy," Saddam replied,"This is indeed important news! How big is your army?"
"Right now," said Paddy, after a moment's calculation,"there is myself,my cousin Sean,my next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire dart team from the pub.That makes eight!"

Saddam paused."I must tell you,Paddy,that I have one million men in my army waiting to move on my command."

"Begorra!",said Paddy."I'll have to rin you back."

Sure enough, the next day,Paddy called again."Mr.Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to acquire some infantry equipment!"
"And what equipment would that be,Paddy?" Saddam asked.
"Well, we have two combines,a bulldozer,and Murphy's farm tractor." Saddam sighed."I must tell you,Paddy,that I have 16,000 tanks and 14,000 armored personnel carriers.Also, I have increased my army to 1 1/2 million."

"Saints prserve us!" said Paddy."I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rang back the next day."Mr.Hussein,the war is still on! We have managed to get ourselves airbrne! We've modified Harrigan's ultra-light with a couple of shotgunsin the cockpit,and four boys from the Shamrock Pub have enlisted with us."
Saddam answered back: "You don't say! I must tell you that I have 10,000 bombers and 20,000 fighter planes. My military complex is surrounded by laser-guided,surface-to-air missile sites. And, since we last spoke I've increased my army to TWO MILLION!"

"Jesus,Mary,and Joseph!" said Paddy,"I'll have to ring you back."
Sure enough,Paddy called again the nxt day."Top o' the mornin', Mr. Hussein! I am sorry to tell that we have had tocall off the war."

"I'm sorry to hear that," said Saddam."Why the change of heart?"

"Well," said Paddy,"we've all had a long chat over a bunch of pints, and we decided there's no way we can feed two million prisoners."

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Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:43 AM

'Sucker' is right. But guess WHO got sucked in?

Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:28 AM

Just like the rest of us he will be sitting with his thumb up his bum whilst we all watch pictures of smart bombs doing their stuff just like in the movies and tut tuting when yet another gang of hapless British squadies get torched by "friendly fire" and hundreds more Kurds get gassed. But thats democracy eh!

Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: Steve Parkes
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:26 AM

After SH, there are one or two other evil leaders who ought to be removed. Anyone care to make a list? It might be longer than we expect.

Steve

Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:26 AM

Republicans of the Mudcat, I vote we put you in charge of cleaning up the battlefield, carrying home the dead, and taking the news of the deaths of thousands to their loved ones.

Bloodythirsty SUCKA.

Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: Bobert
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:19 AM

Are you gonna be part of the "We're" in the "We're coming to get you.", GUEST, Republicans of the Mudcat?

You don't have to answer 'cause I allready know the answer...

Bobert

Subject: RE: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: smallpiper
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 11:13 AM

hell I wouldn't want to pay his redundancy!

Subject: Saadam Hussein: You're On Notice
From: GUEST,Republicans Of Mudcat Cafe
Date: 06 Nov 02 - 10:55 AM

The American voters have spoken. We're coming to get ya.

Can you dig it, SUCKA?