BS: They got my nuts

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 09:11 AM

I've spent the morning covering mine with chocolate and cocoa powder.....

Pine nuts are also seeds, as are coconuts. The difference I think is the seed has a fleshy covering whereas the nut has a hard shell. Peanuts are not nuts, they grow underground, but neither are they root vegetables. Strange things, peanuts, in a class of their own.

My New Years' Resolution really ought to be to get a life, but about 20 years ago my NYR was to never make any more NYRs... it's the only one I've ever kept past Jan 8th.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: ced2
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 05:45 AM

What is the difference between a Manchester street trader and a dachshund?







One bawls out his wares.....




hence the dachshunds need for new nuts!

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 24 Dec 03 - 05:00 AM

If you were a dachshund, you might consider spare (or even detachable) nuts a desirable thing to have.

Solution - keep the nuts upstairs, and put a pin-up photo of a very sexy bitch at the bottom of the stair case - because as Les Barker has informed us (all together now) -

Dachshunds with errections, can't climb stairs !

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 08:07 PM

God knows, there's no shortage of immature people producing them...

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Raedwulf
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 07:01 PM

Even more useless info - the Brazil Nut is not a nut! It's a seed. Quite what the difference is...

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Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 06:44 PM

Apparently this year there is a shortage of Brazil nuts because the harvesting has far outdistanced the planting and there is a shortage of mature trees producing nuts.

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LTS

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Peace
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 05:03 PM

I saw the title of this thread and got worried for a second, there. Ms Chongo jus' don't have the same ring to it!

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Kim C
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:57 PM

My dogs like peanuts.

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: Little Hawk
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:51 PM

Yeah. Actually, they will take anything they can reach, except for certain kinds of fruits and vegetables which they regard as inedible. Fortunately, they usually can't reach much.

Subject: RE: BS: They got my nuts
From: ced2
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:39 PM

If the dogs in question were dachshunds its heardly surprising they were after the nuts!

Subject: BS: They got my nuts!
From: GUEST,Chongo
Date: 23 Dec 03 - 04:34 PM

And boy am I peed off! Stupid dogs! I had a large bowl of assorted Christmas nuts waiting for me in the living room, and the filthy little thieving chowhounds crawled onto the coffee table from the couch and ate the lot. I hope they get serious gut ache. I can't stand dachshunds! They're low to the ground, sneaky, and they won't shut up once they get started about something. Just like monkeys. Thank Burroughs that they can't climb trees!

Mr Chongo