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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Gareth Date: 26 Jan 04 - 07:31 PM A + "The Black Pig" It reminds me of the time when the dear old Grauniad published answers then expected readers to guess the question. Gareth |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: GUEST, heric Date: 26 Jan 04 - 07:29 PM What did I see when the Pilsbury Dough Boy bent over? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Herga Kitty Date: 26 Jan 04 - 07:22 PM No, it's a doughnut. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Herga Kitty Date: 26 Jan 04 - 07:05 PM Is this an answer? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Dave Hanson Date: 26 Jan 04 - 10:50 AM Captain of the Titanic, ' what fucking iceberg? ' eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jan 04 - 09:39 AM DON'T PANIC in large friendly letters on the cover! John |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: MudGuard Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:47 AM Sooz, are you sure it is "six times nine"? I (and Douglas Adams) would say it is "six times seven". What is the question, if the answer is 42 ? ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: GUEST,Sooz(at work) Date: 26 Jan 04 - 08:37 AM There is only one "ultimate question" - What is six times nine? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: John MacKenzie Date: 26 Jan 04 - 06:53 AM If 'Why' is the ultimate question, then either 'Why not', or 'Because, must be the ultimate answer. John |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Leadfingers Date: 25 Jan 04 - 08:10 PM One from back in the BAD old days; If the Answer is Margaret Thatcher it must be a bloody silly question! |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Cluin Date: 25 Jan 04 - 02:47 AM How much is the fish? How much is the chips? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Micca Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:57 PM Martin the question is " I found some of your love making technique a bit lacking in finesse" the answer should have a , between "what" and "the" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: GUEST,Martin Gibson Date: 24 Jan 04 - 12:03 PM What is the answer to: "What the fuck?" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Liz the Squeak Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:59 PM Does it have anything to do with hamsters with or without a p. (And in my experience, hamsters usually have a p, and usually over your important papers) LTS |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Ebbie Date: 23 Jan 04 - 09:51 PM a yaki? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: LilyFestre Date: 23 Jan 04 - 04:29 PM Eric The Red.... ROFLMAO.....LOLOLOLOL!!!!! Thanks...I needed that....pole vaulter....Walter....LMAO Michelle |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: GUEST, heric Date: 23 Jan 04 - 01:47 PM If the answer is Beef Strokinoff, what is the question? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: GUEST, heric Date: 23 Jan 04 - 01:46 PM If the answer is "Cockrobin," what is the question? Hint: This was relayed to me after a guy said "tell him the Batman joke." |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: McGrath of Harlow Date: 23 Jan 04 - 01:34 PM "so we have "noyne" as opposed to "nine"." The same way they say it in Birmingham... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: GUEST,Lyle Date: 23 Jan 04 - 11:01 AM The question is "If the answer is Chicken Sukiyaki, what is the question?" The question, quite obviously, is: What did the chicken suk? Glad to help on these in-ta-lect-u-all questions any time. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: *daylia* Date: 23 Jan 04 - 10:41 AM Okay John ... the oldest surviving kamikaze pilot is none other than Mudcat's own Little Hawk! But out of respect please PM him for the details .... :-) daylia |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Jan 04 - 08:59 AM Name the oldest surviving kamikaze pilot? John |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: MudGuard Date: 23 Jan 04 - 08:08 AM In German, Deutlish is called Denglisch. pole is pronounced without the e at the end in English, Pole (the German word for a man from Poland) is pronounced as two syllables - the e is spoken. vaulter is pronounced with the first vowel sounding almost like the German vowel o (not quite, but similar - almost like the au in English "Paul"), but Walter is pronounced with an a as in English word "far" (not as long though). So this example too does not really work... |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Jan 04 - 07:55 AM Are you a pole vaulter? nein I am a German, but how did you know my name was Walter? eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Micca Date: 23 Jan 04 - 07:50 AM It is if you speak Deut-lish (a synthesis of english-german,like Franglais) it would go "Bitte schon, "Is the name Valter spelled with a V" "Nein( pronounced"english as Nine) double-u" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: MudGuard Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:59 AM Micca, that can't be. Either it is pronounced English, then it is nine, double-u (or in a German way of writing it "accoustically") Nein dabbeljuuh Or it is pronounced German, then it is Neun we. "Neun" is pronounced very different from "nein". German "eu" is pronounced like "oy" in the English word "boy". German "ei" is pronounced like "i" in the English word "nine". so we have "noyne" as opposed to "nine". Not very similar. |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Micca Date: 23 Jan 04 - 06:31 AM I think DtGs question (to a german speaker) is ! "Is the name Walter spelled with a V" |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: MudGuard Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:34 AM Dave, the question is "How much power has a 9 Watt light bulb?" ;-) |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: okthen Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:34 AM What is the current growth market in S.E. Asia? |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Dave Hanson Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:31 AM What is your name? What is your quest? what is your favourite colour? eric |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: Dave the Gnome Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:28 AM If the answer is 9W what is the question? Hint - should be easy for you, Andy;-) Cheers DtG |
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Subject: RE: BS: What is the question? From: MudGuard Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:26 AM The question is "If the answer is Chicken Sukiyaki, what is the question?" ;-) "Chicken Sukiyaki" is the answer to many questions. For example: What did MudGuard not have for dinner last night? What did MudGuard not have for breakfast yesterday? What will MudGuard not have for breakfast tomorrow? ... Perhaps if you are more specific, the answer er the question could be more specific... |
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Subject: BS: What is the question? From: John MacKenzie Date: 23 Jan 04 - 05:16 AM If the answer is Chicken Sukiyaki, what is the question? John |
