BS: Warped Humour ONLY !

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 16 Mar 04 - 03:57 AM

Sorry all but I found this which has 'nice' games for kitty lovers, puppy lovers and badger lovers.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/games/2/

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 16 Mar 04 - 12:48 AM

Ah, crap, bad news. My best friend got a job as a human cannonball in a circus. He was hired and fired in the same day.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 16 Mar 04 - 12:42 AM

Would you believe I got eleven of 'em? OK, would you believe I got one of 'em?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 16 Mar 04 - 12:41 AM

Friggin' groundhogs. See the groundhog thread. This ain't the way to get rid of 'em.

Donuel, another hit.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 11:55 PM

Rush Limbaugh and other conservatives fire salvo at Kerry but miss
striking hundreds of school children.

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/kerrymiss.jpg

There hasn't been this much moral carnage since the leather bound editions of the Starr report.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: pdq
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 02:07 PM

Heerz the new game from the "groundhog" thread. Now this one really IS frustratin'. Nice banjo, though.

http://www.miniclip.com/wack.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Fibula Mattock
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 01:53 PM

Yeah Mick, or "A baby seal walks into a club..." ;)

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 12:03 PM

Donuel, you are a genius.

Mr Red, I finally got four after about eighty tries. Phocing cats. I think if we put all of us together (at least the people who can't hold them still with the space bar) we could get 'em all. This has gotta be drivin' the cat lovers nutso. Ya think?

Big Mick. That was goood.

Y'all have a great day.

brucie

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Big Mick
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 11:23 AM

So this seal stops into the pub. The barkeep asks 'im, "what'll you have?" "Anything but a Canadian Club", sez the seal.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Mr Red
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 11:21 AM

Cue for a song......... brucie .........

I saw the mouse chase the cat, Fie, man, Fie,
I saw the mouse chase the cat, Who's a fool now?
I saw the mouse chase the cat,
made the screen very flat, Thou has well dun it in, who's a fuel now?,

I got 1 on first (and only) attempt.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: ced2
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 09:09 AM

NICE!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Donuel
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 07:00 AM

Mel Gibson's sequel: God Wars II

http://www.angelfire.com/md2/customviolins/melmoses.jpg

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 15 Mar 04 - 01:04 AM

40%

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 05:05 PM

Saw the other thread to do with groundhogs. They would be good alternatives to cats. Pull! Boom. Pull! Boom.

Try cayenne pepper. Lots.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: RangerSteve
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 10:46 AM

I got better the second time around. Groundhogs would have been better and more entertaining targets.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Mar 04 - 07:41 AM

Try jiggling up and down on the space bar. It does hold them still for me. But is that sporting?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: JennyO
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 11:41 PM

The space bar only makes the picture shake a bit for me. Doesn't slow the little buggers down..

Jenny (also a cat lover, honest!)

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 11:41 PM

The NRA wants YOU!

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 11:27 PM

No thanks, brucie. I'll stick to the gun. They told me I'm not allowed sharp objects.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 11:09 PM

Want the knife?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Little Robyn
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 10:50 PM

I couldn't get past 50%!

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Jeri
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 10:28 PM

I only got two of the buggers right handed and three with my left. They seem to move faster over the water. I've bookmarked the site, and if I practice as much as pdq, who knows!?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: pdq
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 08:08 PM

Only if you understand Non-Euclidian Geometry.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 07:32 PM

So, if W*ll**m Sh*tn*r told a joke in hyperspace, would that be warped humour?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 07:30 PM

Wanna use my knife? Whoa, what the heck am I sayin'. Use the sword.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 07:28 PM

Truly disgusting, horrible, cruel, warped, nasty, hatefull, sickening, offensive, revolting, loathsome......now where do I get the extra cartidges or a gun with a bigger bore?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:45 PM

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

LOL pdq.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: pdq
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:27 PM

Actually, the background is very soothing and pleasant to look at. Pictures of Fort Point, the Golden Gate Bridge, Maritime Museum area and the Marin Headlands. Almost enough to make a Bay Area native homesick...                                                                           












THEN THEY PUT IN ALL THOSE FUCKING CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:20 PM

I'm now gonna follow this thread and see who is attracted to it. Sickos, all of ya.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:17 PM

Screw the mouse and cursor. I used a knife. The screen is funny, but the cat is right where I pinned him.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: pdq
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 06:07 PM

Start at the lower right or left, near the border where you know the bugger will emerge. Once you get the first one, move quickly but smoothly to the other side and get the second one as soon as possible. There is a rhythm to it. The game was actually put on Mudcat last summer. I routinely get 7-9, and have several 10s.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Amos
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 05:44 PM

DIDN'T WORK FOR ME, EITHER -- IT'S PROBABLY THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JAVA AND WINDOWS JAVA, I EXPECT...

A

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 05:24 PM

Didn't work. 30%.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 05:21 PM

Thanks, I didn't figure it out at all. 100%, here I come.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: GUEST
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 05:12 PM

Amos and Brucie........use your space bar to hold the little critters still. Then fire. Sorry if you have already worked that out, but it took me a while.
Happy hunting guys.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 05:05 PM

Have I mentioned that I LIKE CATS?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 04:59 PM

Thank you.

Hardi sez it's the cat's meow.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 03:44 PM

Uh, what's warped about the humour?

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Peace
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 03:43 PM

Fast little suckers, ain't they.

Subject: RE: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Amos
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 11:58 AM

Warped, aye, and hard, too -- couldn't break 50%!

A

Subject: BS: Warped Humour ONLY !
From: Gareth
Date: 13 Mar 04 - 11:03 AM

If your sense of humour is as warped as mine then click the Link.

Warning - Not for the squeamish ! It may take a time to download !


Click 'Ere - Meow !

Gareth