BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 03:14 AM

I remember those - very popular on Ed 'Stewpot' Stewarts 'Junior Choice' which my dad used to make me listen to every weekend.

Are there any tortoises and can I have the shells for ocarinas please?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: lady penelope
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 05:54 PM

Yes, Chris Tarrant used to use it all the time, along with the doggy version of 'Help!'. In fact I think there was an entire album. Haven't a clue what it was called or who the perpertraitor was.

TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 12:12 PM

Was the fellow who was playing a small dog at the Eurogathering from this club ?

Does anyone remember the recording of "How much is that doggie in the window ?" which was performed by barking dogs ?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 03 Jun 04 - 07:37 AM

hello.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 07 May 04 - 04:15 AM

No, I ate too much baby seal and got indigestion.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: GUEST
Date: 07 May 04 - 03:33 AM

Did you all have a good night then ?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 06 May 04 - 06:52 AM

Just bought a dalmation, he said he'll bring his friends tonight. You will spot him easily, he's black and white.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 06 May 04 - 03:35 AM

Easily sorted john. See some of the earlier threads about how to cook inside a banjo in relative safety. Should be a good meal tonight.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 06 May 04 - 02:25 AM

we could have a barber queue, have to be carefull though, i reckon the club owners will moan if we set fire to the concert room.

could hold it in the bear garden.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: s6k
Date: 05 May 04 - 09:17 AM

ROFL

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 05 May 04 - 09:01 AM

Post number 100. I thank you! Oh, sorry, wrong thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 May 04 - 07:21 AM

I've eaten horse-meat steak Sweetfia - delicious !

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Sweetfia
Date: 05 May 04 - 07:12 AM

Dad, you stay WELL away from my horse! Or it will be you being gutted and curried! Don't think I won't do it, Charmer means more to me than you do.

Can i bring Francesca...she's an animal, or at least she looks, smells and acts like an animal...

He he

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 05 May 04 - 07:05 AM

oo er that sounds a bit kinky Dave! We know a song about that don't we children?
All cats greatfully received, just stick them in the post and leave the gutting/currying to us.
                   MARLBOROUGH CLUB CAT COOK IN
                     THURSDAY 6TH MAY
                      8-8.30pm ish

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 05 May 04 - 06:57 AM

Does jOhn have to wear a muzzle and be kept on a lead ?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: GUEST,Sarah
Date: 05 May 04 - 05:55 AM

Got a deaf old moggie - but we don't live in 'Ull. Do we qualify?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 05 May 04 - 03:42 AM

It's monthly Paul. kick off 8ish this thursday coming, 6th may. There will be plenty to eat by the sound of things.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 01 May 04 - 03:19 PM

'owdo John! Good to be back.

The acoustic club every Thursday then?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 May 04 - 02:24 PM

Two goldfish were in their tank. One turns to the other and says, "You man the guns, I'll drive to Marlborough Club"

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:51 PM

Eh up Paul, long time no sea!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:50 PM

Can I have the animals that do not survive the perfomance. I've got some interesting Southern Chinese recipes I'd like to try.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 03:58 PM

You mad b*st*rds...I'm staying WELL away, it might be catching...

...but otherwise, nice to be back here at the 'Cat!

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Cattail
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 03:11 PM

I've got a snoring cat here, that any use?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: s6k
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 02:43 PM

if i get a monkey suit can i come?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 02:21 PM

Will the RSPCA be patrolling, el ted? I have snakes that make a great rasping sound as they fly around the room, but of course they need to be inflated first. They can only perform the once.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Les from Hull
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 02:07 PM

Swimming with sharks, is that like 'Dances with Wolves'. That could've been worse if it was 'Dances with West Bromwich Albion'.

Any road up, me an' Mags'll be there (if we're doing nowt).

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 01:10 PM

The "Deep" have been on the phone and suggested a special concert there, swimming with sharks, marvelous.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:17 AM

Curried duck. Now there's a thought.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 09:07 AM

They wouldn'y be endagered if you didn't want to curry them!1
Quack!
Geoff the Duck.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 08:43 AM

They do, but they don't taste as good as endangered species.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: GUEST,noddy
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 07:16 AM

El Ted surely some children easily qualify as animals?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:44 AM

jOhn, could be a bonus in this for you, does your boss want to buy the performers ?

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 06:00 AM

This will be the only acoustic club in the world where you can eat the performers. Curried circus animals are a bit of a favourite of mine.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:42 AM

I have been in contact with Billy Smart and he is willing to bring the Hull Fair start date forward hence he will be there next Thursday with all the biggest animals he can find. They all like curry....but the aftermath is a bit worrying...

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 05:09 AM

Too little too late jOhn! I have already lined up a morris team for the opening night comprising eight tigers and three elephants.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:57 AM

ok, you can bring pets with you then, but no dangerous ones like lions or tigers.

Subject: RE: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:50 AM

ps: no cheating. small children in animal costumes will not be admitted.(sorry sophia)

Subject: BS: Hull Acoustic pets club.
From: el ted
Date: 30 Apr 04 - 04:45 AM

jOhn will not let me take my puppy to his acoustic club, the git! But he always takes his bloody hamster/wife Brenda! This is grossly unfair, so I am starting a new acoustic/pet club to spite him. First meeting will be NEXT THURSDAY. 8PM. MARLBOROUGH CLUB. HULL.
All musical pets are welcome.