BS: Iraq Free Thread

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: HRH ted of hull
Date: 17 Aug 04 - 10:11 AM

There have been so many Kerry/gay threads that I am beginning to miss the days of endless threads on Iraq, so I have dug an old one up. Enjoy!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM

Sweetfia: He has it in his head that they are horses with pyjamas.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 04:21 AM

John! I am ashamed of you...don't you dare bash any Zebra's over the head with a big stick!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:31 PM

Never thought of rubbin' myself with sardines. You Catters are one very strange breed.

However, if I did, do you suppose it might attract Little Hawk's goat? Just askin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:18 PM

They'll drive you to groanin, and burpin' and belchin';
You'll wish you had never got cod liver flukes.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 02:57 PM

Sardines and whisky and old roadkill rollin'
They'll drive you to nausea, they'll drive to puke.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 02:38 PM

Whoa! Wait a minute!

If I rub myself with sardines or roadkill or...and go hunting...hey folks, there are mountain lions in them there hills! Really! And black bears! I could get hurt or worse!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 11:28 AM

Whisky loved sardines but struggled to get them out of the tin

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 11:01 AM

I once had a cat called Whisky, at night I stood at the door calling for Whisky....the rest is history

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:25 AM

Brucie

You are probably right about the sardines. Montreal should have bragging rights on this.

Now if you want to talk about an Italian beef sandwich........or do I have to first describe what this very famous culinary delight is?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:07 AM

If you stink of fish jOhn darling, the cats will be hunting you.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 10:00 AM

OK, we could be onto something here guys and gals.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:27 AM

I've just covered myself in sardine juice, now i am going hunting
I am going hunting for zebras and lions, down Marlborough Avenue, i got no guns, but i will take a big stick, to bash them on the head with.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Amos
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:13 AM

El Ted:

Sensitive sniffers.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:13 AM

Try it Mr Rapaire. I'm sure it will work. Why not save yourself the trouble of tracking down roadkill, and simply rub yourself all over with a couple of tins of sardines?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 09:10 AM

So, I'd have better luck hunting if I rolled in something that was long dead? I'm going to suggest this to all the hunters I know: collection roadkill and roll in it before going afield for the purpose of taking game.

Wow. I'll be famous.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: s6k
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 08:51 AM

it wasnt me

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 07:01 AM

Yeah, then when it comes home smelling something awful it tries to sit on your lap...so you've got this huge great smelly thing trying to lick ya face...aww, bless!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:08 AM

Brucie,
       My beloved's dog is a lurcher, and whenever we take on the moors it will roll in the first dead animal it finds. It's a hunting reflex, they do it to mask their smell to other animals. Once the bugger has rolled in a dead sheep it then goes on to happily splatter rabbits all over the place!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 04:04 AM

Amos,
    The plot thickens!! How would a cat know it needs Vitamin A? How does it know that fish are salty?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 10:19 PM

Are the Montreal Sardines some baseball team or something?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 08:36 PM

Hey, Martin. I bet ya Montreal sardines are better than Chicago sardines.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 06:28 PM

I once had a dog that really liked fish. He didn't care to eat it, but he loved to roll in it. Strangest damn thing, because he knew when he did that he ended up in the bath, and he hated the bath. It was a regular Keystone Cops fiasco when Ginger found a dead fish. Jaysus, talk about bad news on a warm day. And, that dog would try to 'get affectionate' with anything that had fur--and a few things that didn't. Musta thought the fish oils made his coat look attractive to other furry creatures. Heck, maybe it was his way of getting cats to come closer. Beats me.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 04:02 PM

Their appetite may not have anything to do with the fishness of them, but rather for the vitamin A, or the natural oils, or the saltiness, for example.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:37 PM

THAT is a darn good question.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 09:05 AM

How come cats like fish so much? I mean, the little buggers don't like getting wet do they? so how did they develope a taste for something they would never catch in the wild?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 08:51 AM

Well, actually, sardines aren't really fish. They look like fish, but they were genetically engineered from peas and slimy salamanders as a WPA project back in the 1930s. The proto-sardines are put into the cans as larvae, the equivalent to human teenagers. They would do what teenagers do, and while the can was in shipment to the store it would be filled with the larvae's offspring. But the contraceptive linings have cut way back on the number of offspring per can.

Bet none of you knew this before, did ya?

Sardines as fish...humf. Who'd go fishing for some puny little thing like that, anyway?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 08:38 AM

Does anyone else remember when there were about 20 sardines to the can? Now there's four. What's that about?

Y2K, Bruce, Y2K. There was a huge run on sardine stocks when everyone thought the world was going to stop working on Jan.1, 2000. All the 20-to-a-can sardines got bought up and all that was left was the 4-to-a-can size. Nobody has fished for sardines since 1999 so the 4-to-a-can size is all you can find nowadays.

Nobody really eats the damned things anyway. They only buy them for emergencies like hurricanes. Then, when the all-clear signal is given, the sardines get fed to cats. Cats don't care how many fish are in the can.

When enough 4-to-a-can sardines have been eaten by cats someone will send a boat out to catch some more sardines and the 20-to-a-can size will be available until the next disaster impends.   

Th' other Bruce

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: beardedbruce
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:40 AM

kippered herring, 0.78 $US per 3.25 oz ...

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:39 AM

Agreed. Sardines are way too bony, and they stink! I have a bottle of anchovies lurking in my kitchen at the moment, they are pleasant.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:29 AM

I prefer mackerel, 59p a tin from coop.
Eat Fish, its good for you.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:25 AM

Iraq to sardines in 30 posts. Well done everybody!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 02:17 AM

Oh. The sardines aren't gettin' any, so neither are we, is that it?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 06:03 PM

Brucie, the linings of the sardine cans now exude a contraceptive chemical. They didn't useta. You're lucky if you get four these days.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:53 PM

I can't stand it when the little ring on top of the sardine can snaps off. That has got nothin' to do with the country about which this is a free thread--or something like that. So, I keep plyers handy just in case. Does anyone else remember when there were about 20 sardines to the can? Now there's four. What's that about?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:48 PM

It is easy to pick up a raccoon by the tail. Thing is, ya need six people to help ya let it go.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 05:13 PM

Oh I get it!

Martin Gibson, greg stephens, and Gareth are all missing me because I haven't been posting much to political threads lately, so they're baiting me to get me to post more! Gosh you guys! How sweet!

Awwww... shucks...

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: CarolC
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 05:08 PM

Martin, have you also noticed that the majority of threads about Iraq are also CarolC free threads? I'm guessing you haven't, but if so, I'm not at all surprised.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 03:23 PM

Heh heh...i like that wld...it reminds me of the Postman pat theme tune...
"postman pat, postman pat,
postman pat and his black and white cat..."

oh dear, i've just crossed a line haven't i?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:35 PM

iraq free fred iraq free fred
iraq free fred and his black and white shed

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 10:58 AM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: GUEST,Phillip McCavity
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 09:17 AM

Ben Dover & Rhoda Horse?

Silly names

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 02:41 AM

It's light-hearted, a concept of which they have no understanding. LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Peace
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 01:29 AM

Martin,



Bruce M

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:02 PM

Hey, did you notice an Iraq free thread is also a dianavan and CarolC free thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLad
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:29 PM

Course, I can't even spell my own nickname ...

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: GUEST, TheBigPinkLand
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 02:28 PM

Cripes, I can say it no problem. There's something wrong with me isn't there? (don't you dare) ;o)

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 01:45 PM

Well, try:

Twain-Tritt Twitty Trenton Tribute Tour.

That's the one that Shana Twain and Travis Tritt were going to do in New Jersey to honor the late Conway Twitty.

It didn't get off the ground, because no one could ask for

Twain-Tritt Twitty Trenton Tribute Tour tickets.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:34 AM

What had Fred done to be captured in the first place ?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Ben Dover
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:32 AM

Rhoda horse??? your name is sillier than mine.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:31 AM

Mine are glued in.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:41 AM

You must have better false teeth than me then!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Amos
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:37 AM

I said all of the above tongue-twisters three times fast without goofing, but it wasn't easy, b'gar! :>)

A

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:32 AM

Come on Amos, I'm dying to know if you can do it!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Ben Dover
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 10:01 AM

my name is also my hobby.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: rhoda horse
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:47 AM

BEN DOVER??? what a bloody silly name that is!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Rapparee
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:40 AM

No, the thread on quackers is elsewhere. This one is on sewing, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Ben Dover
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:34 AM

it,s a cracker.

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: s6k
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 09:21 AM

Oh my god! ted has come up with the GREATEST one ever!!! im saving that into a notepad file!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:41 AM

Well done Dad! I can't even say it without laughing!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:40 AM

Ha!! you can't say it can you johnny?

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:40 AM

LOL!!!! *BGRIN*

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:35 AM

You need help!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:15 AM

Betty bought some butter, but the butter betty bought was bitter, so betty bought some better butter than the bitter butter betty bought before!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:12 AM

That 'Yellow Lorry, Red Lorry' is the worst one though...who's everheard of a 'ello olly', or a 'ed orry' for that matter?!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Bobert
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:03 AM

Iraq Free Thread, Iraq Free Thread, Iraq Flee Tread..

&%$(*^*^#^%$*%*&, dangit, yewr right...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: Sweetfia
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:02 AM

Rat-re-red......that's what it sounds like after ya say it 10 times!

Good idea though!

Subject: RE: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: GUEST,shlio
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 07:55 AM

RED LORRY
       YELLOW LORRY

Subject: BS: Iraq Free Thread
From: el ted
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 06:35 AM

Try saying it three times quickly, I bet you can't.