Lyr Add: Where does the ship's dog...

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Dead Horse
Date: 17 Jul 04 - 08:03 AM

Will a Dolphin Striker hit a shark?
Will a Dolphin Striker hit a shark?
Will it hit it on the tail
Does it ever bash a whale
Can it tell the difference in the dark?

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 10:10 PM

Where does the Captain's cat crap
Where does the Captain's cat crap
Does he do it in the head or on the Bosun's bed
Or on the chartroom map

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Celtaddict
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 09:24 PM

Micca: In the cathead, of course. Silly.

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST,KateG with an eaten cookie
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 07:45 PM

So the past tense was not shat, but sheet? Remind me never to take my dog sailing.

However, must say that she's an excellent hiking/x-c skiing companion and she always goes well off the trail before leaving any deposits. Most civilized.

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Charley Noble
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 06:07 PM

Children-

From my early sea-faring days in the 1960's, sailing around the Bahamas, I learned where the ship's dog shit or shat as it were. Our resident dog Hank would, if a nearby tropical island were not available, seek out any coil of rope and there make his essential deposit. It raised "sheeting home the main" to a new level of stress and anxiety.

Thanks for reminding me of this true story.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Micca
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 04:28 PM

Where does the Ships Cat poo
Oh, Where does the Ships Cat poo
when its had a little fright in the middle of the night,
It always seems to find my shoe

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST,less then half-wit
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:26 PM

Who killed the main deadeyes?
Oh, Who killed the main deadeyes?
Now the eyes are dead we'll use the captain's glass instead
Who killed the main deadeyes?

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:16 PM

..said the Dorothy, the Handsome Cabin Boy, and the Wicked Witch of the West-mere-lands replied "whale pus the hound did bite," but nobody had a clue what she was talking about, which I quite understand.

You know, I really miss the wit around here. If anyone's seen the other half of mine...

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Bert
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:09 PM

...Does the first mate have a scoop...

I LOVE it!

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:06 PM

and my little ship's dog too?

Subject: RE: Where does the ship's dog...
From: Jeri
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 01:04 PM

I'll get you for this...
I had an 'unanswered questions' song in my mind. Like:

Where does the ship's dog shit?
Tell me where does the ships dog shit?
Does he poop in the poop? Does the first mate have a scoop
So the sailors won't step in it?

Oh will a cat-stopper stop a cat?
Oh will a cat-stopper stop a cat?
Do they swim o'er the brine and then climb up the line?
And think "Darn. We can't get past that!"

Does the foresail have a lot of play
Or does it firm up at the dawn of day...
I'm STOPPING NOW, you hear me? I'll get you for this...

Subject: Where does the ship's dog...
From: GUEST,blame Jeri!
Date: 16 Jul 04 - 12:34 PM

after the style of:'What does the Deep Sea say?'

Chorus:
Tell me, where does the ship's dog shit?
Where does the ship's dog shit?
Though immaculate in grooming when evacuation's looming
into the head he doesn't fit.


Rover was a good sailin' dog
Well, Rover was a good sailin' dog
He could smell the way to shore in the thickest bank of fog
Rover was a good sailin' dog