BS: Guest Getaway

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: SINSULL
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 04:21 PM

Actually there was a Mudcat Guest Gathering a couple of years ago and it was caught on film by Homeless. Check the Nude Mudcat Calendar for 2001 or 2.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 10:02 AM

What do you mean imagine it? I'm wearing it.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 09:51 AM

Cross posting, now available from my store, "BITE ME, Guest" line of beach products and lingerie. Imagine this on a hot pink spandex thong.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: Grateful Ted
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 04:12 AM

jimmyt,
      Brilliant thread! You have hit the guest nail on the head.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 04:08 AM

Mudcat member to another mudcat member " There's a GUEST in the


lobby and he wants to meet you.


Mudcat member to the other mudcat member " Tell him we can't see him"


Because .......

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:17 PM

Inigo Montoya : Who are you?
Westley : No one of consequence.
Inigo Montoya : I must know...
Westley : Get used to disappointment.
Inigo Montoya : 'kay.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 11:00 PM

Narrator: Many families throughout the country observe the custom of saying Grace at mealtime.
Crow [as Father]: Please, God, take me now…

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[Father passes a food-laden plate to Daughter.]
Narrator: They converse pleasantly while Dad serves.
Mike [as Daughter]: No, I- I'll just have Saltines.
Narrator: I said "pleasantly", for that is the keynote at dinnertime. It is not only good manners, but good sense.
Crow [as Narrator]: Emotions are for ethnic people.
Narrator: Pleasant, unemotional conversation helps digestion.
Servo [as Narrator]: I can't stress "unemotional" enough.

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Servo [as Narrator]: A violent argument erupts over whose day was more pleasant.

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Narrator: Don't monopolize the conversation and go on and on without stopping. Nothing destroys the charm of a meal more quickly.
Mike [as Narrator]: … than having a personality.

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Narrator: Don't make unkind comparisons about your stand[ard of] living. The dinner table is no place for discontent. It makes Dad and Mother uncomfortable and unhappy.
Crow [as Narrator]: … and they already dislike you enough.
Narrator: When the dinner hour at home is treated with a certain amount of graciousness and ceremony, it can be memorable. There is no family so poor but that the evening meal can be eaten in an atmosphere of warmth and gentleness.
Servo [as Narrator]: … and control and repression.

Just like dinner with my special Mudcat family.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:56 PM

there should NOT be assigned seats at the table, No one should sit wherever in the hell they want.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:55 PM

I feel so special now. Like family.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:53 PM

Thank You for your thoughtfulness. Could you please supply us with an unknown quantity of blank place names for the table settings. Nobody wants a bun fight.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:50 PM

I am selling blank name badges for this event. $2 each plus shipping and handling of $3. 95

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:49 PM

Ah, here comes Nurse Feratu.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:46 PM

"You're nobody till somebody loves you"

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:45 PM

Kill Colonel Kurtz!

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:44 PM

right.............

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:43 PM

Did someone say something?

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:41 PM

You see, that's the problem with nobody posting, and nobody running for president. How is a reasonable person supposed to be able to tell the above nobodies apart?

I mean, if one of those nobodies would just call themselves "Nobody Somebody" we could actually carry on a decent conversation.

But all these nobodies, some with a .com address, some with a .net address, some with flags waving in the breeze, some with Wavy Gravy, how the hell is a reasonable person to deal with this rudeness?

Because that is what this is all about, you know. Decency. A sense of community.

I'm not ever, ever, ever again going to post to another thread started by a nobody. I'm only going to post to a thread started by a nobody if somebody else does it first, but ONLY to say what a jerk nobody is for being nobody.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM

It's all about the music for me.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:36 PM

I know him.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:33 PM

And I'm not kidding about Nobody. Hey, it ain't that tough running against an empty flight suit.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:29 PM

Which in our case stands for Psychic Messaging. We are actually a higher life form.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:29 PM

I've also been voting for Nobody for President since 1980.

I've also appeared regularly over the years on "The Millionaire" and "What's My Line" and of course, everyone's favorite "Mystery Science Theatre 3000" as one of it's recurring guests.

Here is a hint:

[As the musicians park their camper by a river and set up camp, we hear musical chirps from a synthesizer that are meant to be tweeting birds.]
Servo: Syntho-birds.
Crow: Hey, it's a Casio forest.
Joel: They parked next to a data stream.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:25 PM

We do this all the time. You members just don't know because we PM each other

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:16 PM

I knew because nobody told me.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:13 PM

maybe this has been held annually for several years and no one knew!

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:13 PM

Just like Guantanamo--

kick it down!

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:11 PM

No one would know.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:04 PM

nice dark room,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: Bill D
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 10:01 PM

I suppose bags over the head would be the standard dress? ....naaawww, they could tell where voices were coming from....hmmm....maybe just an intercom system, with voice disguisers built in so no one could even identify gender. Cozy and aloof, just as it was meant to be.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:59 PM

advertising would just be a blank sheet

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:59 PM

and no one could keep it!

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:48 PM

We could compile a Guest Book to note the occasion.

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: Amos
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:47 PM

And when someone likes an idea he can say "Great idea!! Who's idea was that"?" with similar results...no sources, no acknowledgments, no responsibility --- why it would be just like Heaven!!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Guest Getaway
From: GUEST
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:40 PM

And when they say " Who's round is it?". We can say we don't know.

Subject: BS: Guest Getaway Sept 31
From: jimmyt
Date: 23 Aug 04 - 09:26 PM

I think it would be great if all the guests could schedule their own get together. They could sit around with a bunch of other anonymous folks, talk about threads they started, people they pissed off, you know, just good clean guest folkin' around. One of the guests needs to step forward surriptitiously and take a lead in the planning. I bet lots of folks would lose thier cookie to attend such an event.