BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 11:29 PM

There was a job vacancy for a hermit, at some national park or castle somewhere a while ago. They wanted someone to live in a cave and glare at people, i think....I was going to apply myself, but thought better of it. They probably wanted someone with a beard.

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: frogprince
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 01:12 PM

From an ancient British movie, "The knack, and how to get it":
   Young "bird", romping around with other young people in park, suffers accidental blow to head; wakes up dazed and confused, with the notion she had been assaulted; runs to to door of a nearby house and, when the housewife opens, cries "rape"; housewife calmly says, "No thank you, not today", and closes door. Probably much better actually seen in the flick....

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 11:06 AM

Very similar to the Irishman who walked into the police station, pointed to the 'Wanted - Rapist' poster and asked for an application form.

It's dark in this cave............................

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 10:24 AM

Then there's the Position of Vice President...

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 06:03 AM

Sorry that was me above having finger trouble. I sometimes find that there are far too many on each hand and that they like to act independantly.

What I was going to say was the company I work for (honestly I do) recently PAID a grafitti "artist" for some "work". Seems there's no limit on what marketing people will do to sell a product.

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: GUEST
Date: 30 Sep 04 - 05:58 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: Bill D
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 06:39 PM

"Anti-Social Behaviour Coordinator"??

we already have those...they're called football coaches

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: Micca
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 03:10 PM

It has to be on a par with the ad that appeared in the "New Scientist" years ago for an "Edible Oil Technologist"

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: GUEST,Frug
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 02:13 PM

In my sphere of work we have Teenage Pregnancy Cordinators !!!!!!!!

Frank

Subject: RE: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: Leadfingers
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 01:52 PM

Reminds me of my old mate who was going to apply for a job as a 'Sexual Harrassment Officer' til he found the idea was to STOP it !

Subject: BS: Anti-social behaviour coordinator
From: greg stephens
Date: 29 Sep 04 - 01:50 PM

I see Macclesfield council is advertising a vacancy for an "Anti-Social Behaviour Coordinator", at a salary of £23,328-27,937. Personally, I should have thought the police have enough trouble already dealing with the random occurrences of this kind of thing, without paying someone to organise it.